HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the soon-to-be filmed television series Vampire Vixens Gone Wild had to do some fancy maneuvering after one of the stars Cheryl Cole suddenly left America and returned to her home in England. Bandini Borrapelli informed...
Experienced celebrity stalker, Orlando Puckerbum, from Ryde, Isle Of Wight, last night revealed that he was becoming increasingly concerned about the physical welfare of top television celebrity, Britain's Got Talent judge, Amanda Holden. Puckerbu...
LOS ANGELES - Lion's Face Films in association with The Monteverdi Brothers and TouchRock Films has announced that they are currently in production on the vampire-culinary epic The Attack of The Cucumber Vampires From Hell. The movie is set in the...
BURBANK - NBC has just announced that they will be shooting a television pilot based on the novel by Emersonetta P. Frizzantino titled Vampire Vixens Gone Wild. Frizzantino's book was loosely based on the 1896 novel by Carmelita Maidenhair-Tuscani...
Ex West Ham manager Avram Grant has ruled himself out of the running for the vacant manager's position at West Ham. The popular Israeli was the first name on the short list according to the Hammers' sex industry owners. Dildo magnet Karen Brady...
Hereford based dairy produce manufacturers, Vampire Dairies, have been shut down by their co-owners, Nina Lobov and Damian Winkelholder, following a dramatic downturn in turnover. "It was regrettable, but we had to take drastic action," Winkelhold...
LOS ANGELES - The word coming out of the motion picture studios at Miramix Pictures is that Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movies series, will be portraying Snow White in the Charleen Belle Pinnzucker production of Snow White And The Horny...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag were hanging out by the pool at Montag's $7.7 million Sherman Oaks mansion Plasticland Manor celebrating their soon-to-be released film, The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bi...
TARZANA, California - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, are fast becoming the most popular couple since Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora, up until Sambora started acting like he was the illegitimate son of Mick Jag...
The sock arrived at midnight. He looked like a glove puppet floating in mid air, but of course he wasn't. He was magic. He was a magic vampire sock, who had long since left his earthly role as a human foot warmer behind. He told me this as I poured him a glass of wine. Cabinet Sauvignon, if I recall correctly. White wine, not red. He frowned at it as he told me his name was Louis. He said...
Global warming seems to be affecting many parts of the world with record floods, cold snaps, snow storms and even heat waves. These climactic changes are wreaking havoc on some of the world's agricultural crops and garlic is no exception. Garlic i...
Previous chapters: Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. "Mr Higgins, I presume" said Von Haelstrom, as he swept into the study, smiling widely and extending his long fingered hand in greeting. "Very good to make your acquaintance sir," said Higgins, slightly taken aback and sheepishly accepting the handshake. Being a country boy, he had never met a man of Von Haelstrom's soc...
TRIPOLI, Libya - A spokeswoman for The Vampire Diaries has announced that the rumor about Libya's Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, 68, making an appearance on the Nina Dobrev - Ian Somerhalder show are in fact true. Loretta L. Luftnagle did in fact confir...
HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things. The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...
HOLLYWOOD - The world of television marketing and sales is an extremely lucrative business. Popular TV shows can lead to the production of show related products that can make the owners of the shows quite rich, or rather much richer than they already...
Via a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court has ruled that life sentences for vampires are unconstitutional in a landmark decision. In an opinion of Compton v. Virginia, (112 US 381) written by Justice Ginsberg, the Court found as follows: "In the instan...
The latest thing may be teens having a "Vampire Party" with no parents around and a house in the dark to welcome them. It also may be the source of the new outbreak of cases of aids or HIV positive visits to their doctors. The 'Parties' are usuall...
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