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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Has Agreed To Make A Guest Appearance On "The Vampire Dairies"

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Has Agreed To Make A Guest Appearance On "The Vampire Dairies"

TRIPOLI, Libya - A spokeswoman for The Vampire Diaries has announced that the rumor about Libya's Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, 68, making an appearance on the Nina Dobrev - Ian Somerhalder show are in fact true. Loretta L. Luftnagle did in fact confir...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things. The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev's "Katherine Pierce Vampire Dairies Designer Bras" Are Selling Like 'McNuggets!'

Nina Dobrev's "Katherine Pierce Vampire Dairies Designer Bras" Are Selling Like 'McNuggets!'

HOLLYWOOD - The world of television marketing and sales is an extremely lucrative business. Popular TV shows can lead to the production of show related products that can make the owners of the shows quite rich, or rather much richer than they already...

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Funny story: Life Sentences For Vampires 'Unconstitutional' Says Supreme Court

Life Sentences For Vampires 'Unconstitutional' Says Supreme Court

Via a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court has ruled that life sentences for vampires are unconstitutional in a landmark decision. In an opinion of Compton v. Virginia, (112 US 381) written by Justice Ginsberg, the Court found as follows: "In the instan...

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Funny story: Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

The latest thing may be teens having a "Vampire Party" with no parents around and a house in the dark to welcome them. It also may be the source of the new outbreak of cases of aids or HIV positive visits to their doctors. The 'Parties' are usuall...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

In the forthcoming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn movie Kristen Stewart's character Bella will be transformed from vapid vamp-lover to bona-fide bloodsucking beauty. In short, Bella becomes a real born-again vampyre, writes Teen Vampyre Sex Fantasy Correspondent, Camilla Le Fanu. And her co-star in the billion-dollar bounteous bloodlust bonanza, the world's hottest hunk of hot hunky horror hunk h...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Things are getting fangtastically frightening in the Twilight world, writes Netta Morphosis, Celebrity Flux Correspondent. Yes, the Twi-niverse is witnessing some cosmic creepiness going on right now, what with Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, b...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene's Vampire Movie "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains" Is #1 In Holland, Cuba, Iran, and Kenya

Ashley Greene's Vampire Movie "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains" Is #1 In Holland, Cuba, Iran, and Kenya

HOLLYWOOD - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Bandini Borrapelli's vampire film Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains which stars Ashley Greene has only been out for one week and it has already been named the number one film in...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Agree To Appear In "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell!"

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Agree To Appear In "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag have all finally agreed to star in Charleen Belle Pinnzucker's adaptation of the epic novel The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell. Pinnzucker who is considered to be...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Sarah Palin (SaPa) and Kate Gosselin (KatGo) have been signed to appear in an upcoming episode of The Vampire Diaries. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck has stated that Sarah Palin agr...

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Funny story: The Vampire Twilight Diaries

The Vampire Twilight Diaries

Today it was decided that the producers of hit TV show The Vampire Diaries would make a collabaration episode starring the cast of the film Twilight . So far confirmed to appear are Ian Somerhalder, LOST ( 2004-2010),Pulse (2006 ) and The Rules of Attraction (2002) Nina Dobrev, Degrassi (2001) and Never Cry Werewolf ( 2008 ) and Ashley Greene , ( The Twilight Saga : Eclipse (2010), The...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star With Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers In "Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell"

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Star With Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers In "Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic Vampires From Hell"

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that the former governor of the Left Coast state of California has just signed with Cripple Creek Films to star in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic V...

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Funny story: "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

"Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

WikiSquirts has new information about the casting for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" and the status of the trash can from the "Oasis" rehearsal studio. First lets revisit the cast and crew as we know it so far: Producer - Carson Daly. "The Carse" acquires rights to the movie franchise with more than a little help from his mothers deep pockets. Then proceeds to completely change the winn...

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Funny story: It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

Carson Daly has contacted WikiSquirts to be the exclusive source for his new movie "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" the fourth movie in the mega box office franchise. After WikSquirts broke the news on the source material for the upcoming movie Mr. Daly new it was just a matter of time before the entire lid would be blown off the secrets to the production, so he agreed to a conference call f...

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Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot trashcan what appears to be the source material for...

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Funny story: The Vampire Dairies Christmas Episode Has Become America's Most Watched Television Show of All-Time

The Vampire Dairies Christmas Episode Has Become America's Most Watched Television Show of All-Time

HOLLYWOOD - The executives at the CW Network were thrilled beyond belief as they had just learned that their hit show The Vampire Dairies Christmas Special entitled "You Say Christmas Ornaments - I Say Christmas Balls, What The Hey" has just been ra...

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Funny story: Which Vampire Wins The Knocker Contest?

Which Vampire Wins The Knocker Contest?

Of all the Vampires on television or on the big screen, there is a contest to see which one has the best. Fandom Knockers Inc. are the ones who carry the biggest variety with the Classic Vampire, The Bela Lugosi Vampire, The Vlad The Impaler and B...

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