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Funny story: Exiled Bolivian Colonel Cautioned Over Cheryl Tweedy Vagina Outburst

Exiled Bolivian Colonel Cautioned Over Cheryl Tweedy Vagina Outburst

A renowned author was given a sound ticking off last night by Metropolitan Police officers after allegedly standing on the pavement outside a private Chelsea hospital, and shouting in a loud voice that he demanded to see for himself, Cheryl Tweedy's...

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Funny story: Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

Russian stand-up comedienne, super spy, sex bomb, and holder of an allegedly ginger vagina, Anna Chapman, was today deported by US Immigration Services for spying. And having a ginger vagina. Chapman, who allegedly (no reporting restrictions he...

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Funny story: Controller Of Sexy Spy Anna Chapman's Vagina Subject To CIA Manhunt

Controller Of Sexy Spy Anna Chapman's Vagina Subject To CIA Manhunt

Washington DC - Friday - The Central Intelligence (?) Agency today announced the launch of an international manhunt, with the objective of arresting the controller of sexy Russian ginger spy Anna Chapman's vagina. It is thought that since Ms Chapm...

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Funny story: Melissa Joan Hart, Samantha Fox Beg: Our Vaginas Are Still Relevant!

Melissa Joan Hart, Samantha Fox Beg: Our Vaginas Are Still Relevant!

Abunch of dried up old prunes that were famous for 3 days back when gas was $1.15 are cane-shaking mad that the warm, hairy parts of Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and Miranda Cosgrove are getting all the attention, while theirs have the Google Trends imp...

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Funny story: Woman has Vuvuzela removed from her vagina

Woman has Vuvuzela removed from her vagina

A 24 year old woman from East London was taken to hospital on Friday evening to have a vuvuzela removed from her vagina. The vuvuzela became stuck in her vagina after she had watched the World Cup quarter final between Ghana and Uruguay but the wo...

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Funny story: Man Could See Thai Lady's Vagina

Man Could See Thai Lady's Vagina

A teacher at a school in Bangkok has told friends about a lunchtime experience that he will never forget, after he was able to peruse the contents of a woman's knickers whilst he tucked into a Thai Green Curry. The teacher, Moys Kenwood, laughed a...

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Funny story: Vagina Holes Up In Airport

Vagina Holes Up In Airport

A Vagina was chased by police at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after an airport security guard spotted a gun sticking out of it's clitoris. The alarm was raised, but the vagina ran into a Knickerbox shop taking staff hostage. Armed police surrou...

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Funny story: Local Writer Botches Critique of Local Writer's "Botched" Miley Cyrus Vagina Story

Local Writer Botches Critique of Local Writer's "Botched" Miley Cyrus Vagina Story

We understand from a source close to amateur satire webzine The Spoof! - an internet site owned by a mysterious, Murdoch-style oligarch which relies on sweated skitting from an army of unpaid writers - that a hitherto genial and tolerant author has r...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Vagina "Left a Bad Taste in Her Mouth," Says Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus' Vagina "Left a Bad Taste in Her Mouth," Says Justin Bieber

The moist canal extending from Miley Cyrus' labia minora to her uterus nearly dried up this morning when the dancing starlet was informed that it had become a staple at The World's Largest Penis and Vagina Outlet, said Justin Bieber. "She was pre...

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Funny story: Vagina And Labia To Be Renamed

Vagina And Labia To Be Renamed

Following a plethora of 'vagina' related nonsense, few of which ever mention the anatomical terms, labia majora, or labia minora - to the layman, piss flaps, internet administrators have decided to ban the word 'vagina' from all websites and replace...

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Funny story: Local Writer Botches Miley Cyrus Vagina Story Costing TheSpoof! Gobs of Valuable Readers

Local Writer Botches Miley Cyrus Vagina Story Costing TheSpoof! Gobs of Valuable Readers

TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from since. "My God," Spoof! fellow writer, funwithwords [f...

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Funny story: Spoof Vagina Stories Are A Hit With College Guys

Spoof Vagina Stories Are A Hit With College Guys

CHICAGO - Male college students from UCLA to Boston College are finding that reading Spoof vagina stories on www.thespoof.com is a good way to take a break from the everyday drudgery of having to study for exams. Herbert "Bucky" Twistlake, 21, who...

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Funny story: Spoof Vagina Stories A Smash Hit With Gynaecologists

Spoof Vagina Stories A Smash Hit With Gynaecologists

The ever present rash of vagina stories, long a staple feature on the satirical website TheSpoof.com may not be popular in all quarters, but, somewhat surprisingly, members of the National Gynaecological Society in the UK have voted the articles a sm...

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Funny story: Betty White Says That The New Viagra Pill For Women Flibanserin Does Not Work

Betty White Says That The New Viagra Pill For Women Flibanserin Does Not Work

CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Betty White was in town to visit her old high school geography teacher. She was asked if she had heard of the new pharmaceutical viagra pill for women which is supposed to boost sexual desire. White laughed and replied...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Are Highly Pissed Off At Miley Cyrus For Upstaging Their Vaginas

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Are Highly Pissed Off At Miley Cyrus For Upstaging Their Vaginas

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears' hair stylist, Fu Fu LaChance, has stated that Ms. Spears is fit to be tied at the fact that her crotch cookie has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus's crotch cookie. LaChance said that when Britney saw the photos of Mil...

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Funny story: Tush! Miley Cyrus' Vagina Rubbed Up Wrong Way By Brass Rubbing Group!

Tush! Miley Cyrus' Vagina Rubbed Up Wrong Way By Brass Rubbing Group!

Britney Spears wannabe Miley Cyrus has been courting notoriety recently, writes Ophelia Ladygarden, Bearded Clam Correspondent. She has shed the family-friendly bland tween bimbette image created as a platform for her Hannah Montana non-character...

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Funny story: Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties

Miley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties

Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...

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