Paris Hilton has been flying below the radar lately much to the dismay of her vagina. Paris use to be infamous for flaunting her privates in public. Paris was in fact the catalyst behind all the Lindsay Lohan flashes and Britney Spears splashes.
Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate. Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the pe...
In a surprise announcement at tonight's EU summit in Brussels Sir Jeremy Paxman - the popularly churlish BBC interrogator - has been appointed head of the Greek government. Head of the EU Mme Christine Lagarde said Sir Jeremy was the ideal candida...
A one in a million woman with two vaginas is seeking a man with 2 penises. Yes you heard it right a woman with 2 vaginas has discovered she is a little different than the average bear. Hazel Jones was alerted to her difference when a boy friend n...
We at The Spoof continually strive to advance public knowledge of important medical knowledge. Because of our lowbrow readership, this often means sneaking edifying knowledge into otherwise unsophisticated entertainments. Therefore we hope to aid the public health situation by turning over our popular dirty limericks column to gynecologists. Our guest columnist this month is Dr. Charles Thadwa...
Embarrassed beyond belief Lindsay Lohan's vagina has called it quits. "First it was the whole I'm a virgin bullshit then it was the public displays flashing, flashing, flashing and now it' the prospect of some big bull bike dyke having her way with m...
Biologists of the Human Anatomy have done a world wide survey as to, what is the most popular body part, the resounding overwhelming response has been the vagina. Adam was seduced into bondage by vagina against the advice of God. Now that's seduction, to choose vagina over God. Paris Hilton flashes her vagina and the world stops spinning on its axis. Lindsay Lohan flashes a little gas...
HOLLYWOOD: It was announced today that Bad Dream Studios will be starting production of a remake of the 1964 romantic comedy, Viva Las Vegas. In the original movie, which both critics and fans considered one of Elvis Presley's best, Elvis co-star...
An ace female reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' wrote today that Pippa Middleton indeed denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace." In a telephone interview today Pippa was said to be in tears when she heard the rumour...
Adult residents of the Isle of Wight are moving, quickly, towards removing the words 'penis' and 'vagina' from use on the Isle. Islanders are tired of their children Googling the words and looking up You Tube videos with the two words in the title...
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that...
A new transportation giant will be created when Cunard Ship Lines merges with Aero Lingus. The new company, to be named Cun-A-Lingus, will be the largest company of its type in the world. Richard Licker, a spokesman for the merged company, said th...
I just cannot believe what I have just been reading in the Approval Centre and on the Discussion Forum... Man U. beaten by City. I'm crying in my beer. I get 90% of my daily news via the Spoof. It is just so bloody heartbreaking to think that the only televised game we got here was bloody Blackpool v Wigan. I must subscribe to Setanta Sport. I was in a great mood before I saw that r...
A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning." Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...
A sneak peak at the Spoof's almanac for 2011 predicts the effects of waning readership tastes regarding female genitalia, but rising interest in male enhancement techniques as the world's population of heterosexuals continues to decline. Citing...
Lindsay Lohan's vagina came out publicly with a statement about how it felt about all the controversy swirling around Lindsay lately. Most young ladies use their vaginas on a limited basis. They give it out a little bit at a time fearing the reper...
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