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Funny story: University to offer students a degree in Spoofs

University to offer students a degree in Spoofs

A top university is giving its students the opportunity to learn how to write satirical stories in an effort to improve the quality of spoof writing on the internet. In a recent online survey by the comedy spoofing website, the BBC, over 75% of t...

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Funny story: University Drop-Out Rates "Nothing To Worry About" Says Top Academic

University Drop-Out Rates "Nothing To Worry About" Says Top Academic

A new report reveals that 76,000 students who started degrees in 2008 will fail to graduate this summer. The figures, compiled by the Higher Education Statistics Agency, represent a drop-out rate of 21 per cent. At London Metropolitan University t...

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Funny story: Universities to Start Printing Diplomas on Blankets

Universities to Start Printing Diplomas on Blankets

Washington D.C.- Today Dr. Robert M. Berdahl, the President of the influential Association of American Universities (AAU), an influential organization consisting of 61 of North America's most prominent research universities, has unveiled an agreement...

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Funny story: University to Show Porn Film

University to Show Porn Film

It was announced today by University officials that this year they will allow the showing of the porn movie "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin." "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin" is a kitshy 1977 porn film in 3-D that has a huge following in art house cinemas acros...

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Funny story: Universities To Set Maximum Fees

Universities To Set Maximum Fees

Oxford and Cambridge Universities look like heading towards setting a maximum fee for 2012, its been reported. Following a meeting of academics and students on tuition fee charges, Chancellor Emeritus Bagshot stated that Oxford needed to charge 1...

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Funny story: University fees - the truth they wanted hidden

University fees - the truth they wanted hidden

Universities are set to introduce annual fees of at least six thousand pound per student under the guise that the money is necessary for funding a better quality high education. But this is simply not true. Universities do not operate in the sa...

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Funny story: More Violent Student Protests as Rampage Spreads to Berks

More Violent Student Protests as Rampage Spreads to Berks

Violence by outraged students spread to Berkshire today, as twenty-three toddlers ran riot under the mistaken belief David Cameron's government planned to increase school pees. "I don't want to go potty!" screamed 3-year old Violet Babby. "I wa...

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Funny story: Psychic Police commissioner predicts more student disorder

Psychic Police commissioner predicts more student disorder

Psychic Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson has said he expects more student disorder on our streets but is refusing to give the exact location of where they will occur. He says this is to ensure 'terror tourists' with no interest...

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Funny story: McDonald's to launch own degree

McDonald's to launch own degree

McDonald's is going to introduce its own degree course for its restaurant managers in the UK. The foundation degree, which will be accredited by Manchester Metropolitan University, marks the fast-food company's latest move into education. Cours...

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Funny story: Brit students hold violent protests, the "good life" is becoming too expensive!

Brit students hold violent protests, the "good life" is becoming too expensive!

UK students up and down the country have been holding protests against the raising of student fees. The protests in London have turned violent and there were many injuries. The reason for these protests is the UK government are raising the fees...

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Funny story: Man on the Streets: Tory University Review

Man on the Streets: Tory University Review

The Conservative (Tory) government in the United Kingdom have announced they are to increase tution fees, which must be paid back with interest for higher-education students in England. The average student will be saddled with £60,000 of debt to the government. What do you think? Todd Smith, Birmingham (Sales Rep.) - "University? That's the party place right?" Sam Hill, Ealing (Syst...

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Funny story: Justin Beiber Admitted to Hospital

Justin Beiber Admitted to Hospital

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - Well *cough* un- *cough* renknowned pop *loser* sensation was admitted to a secret medical clinic in Central L.A. *For detailed directions type in 298 Hawthorn Boulevard into Google Maps, and it'll give you directions. Its...

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Funny story: A Masterchev Guide to: Universities

A Masterchev Guide to: Universities

Yes it's that time of the year when students (such as yours trully) are desperately searching for a University to take them on. And whilst Uni life won't whisk away this satirical writer, here's three universities you should probably avoid going to. Two are fictional. One isn't. Can you guess which? 1) The Tescos University of Northampton. Guaranteed great budget cut degrees or your money back.

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Funny story: College student wishes morning classes didn't start so early

College student wishes morning classes didn't start so early

Madison, WI -- Jim Ringle wishes morning classes didn't start so early. "I am going to UW-Madison for the partying, not the early classes," Ringle said while sitting in his dark dorm room. It is a common cry of college students that like to e...

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Funny story: University Cuts - So What? Says Prof

University Cuts - So What? Says Prof

While academics everywhere are throwing their hands up in horror at the prospect of proposed £4.2 billion cuts in university funding, one professor welcomes them. "Bring it on!" says Lancelot D. Petrarch, head of the English Department at the Univ...

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Funny story: Universities face 4.2 billion quid pay cut.

Universities face 4.2 billion quid pay cut.

Disaster in the United Kingdom as the budget for universities this year was slashed by 4.2 million pounds. Yes ladies and gentlemen. The result? The Oxford/Cambridge boat race has been cancelled. Many considered this event to be a waste of mon...

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Funny story: X Factor Methods Adopted By Degree Boards

X Factor Methods Adopted By Degree Boards

Knowing your subject and "answering the question" will no longer be enough to get you a degree from UK universities. In stead, an ability to break down in tears and forget what you're supposed to be doing will be the chief criteria for getting a f...

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