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Funny story: Unemployed people among those who get a day off on Labor Day

Unemployed people among those who get a day off on Labor Day

HARFOLD, Vermont--The Center for Labor Statistics, a local think tank of three guys with high school degrees, sat down at Ms. Harfold Diner on all-the-fish-you-can-eat Friday for a discussion of the current unemployment rate as Labor Day roles around...

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Funny story: Job expert: US must invent new professions to reduce unemployment

Job expert: US must invent new professions to reduce unemployment

New York -- The head of one of the world's top career placement firms has declared that if America is going to solve its unemployment crisis, the nation needs to invent new professions. Samuel P. Vickers, CEO of Placement Professionals, Inc., told...

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Funny story: President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

Washington DC: The White House released a draft of President Obama's latest plan to resolve the US Debt Crisis. It was written on the back of a napkin bearing the logo Blue Heron Farm, Martha's Vineyard MA. The president consulted with FED Chairma...

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Funny story: Hubris Travels on a Bus! Obama Continues to Travel First Class at Taxpayer Expense!

Hubris Travels on a Bus! Obama Continues to Travel First Class at Taxpayer Expense!

In a cloud of diesel smoke and a hearty "Saddle Up and Head 'em Out", Barry Obama took to the open road on his 3 day political junket in a presidential cavalcade consisting of $3m worth of custom buses and a horde of support vehicles at taxpayer expe...

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Funny story: First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted "Present" more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing...

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Funny story: Visiting Your Local Job Centre Could Kill You!

Visiting Your Local Job Centre Could Kill You!

Job Centre staff and the unemployed job seekers they serve will have to wear face masks and hygienic surgical gloves when inside the Job Centre buildings as from from September 2011. It forms just part of a whole package of new regulations being bro...

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Funny story: Forecast for single men over Sixty, made redundant?

Forecast for single men over Sixty, made redundant?

D. Isolutioned, our resident pathetically inept Spoof ode writer, has scribbled down his forecast and advice for anyone in the UK who has been made redundant over the last three year, and the next 2 million people who will become redundant in the next three years, to read, consider, and comment on. Here it is: You will expect your experience to hold you in good stead, You'll soon learn no-one...

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Funny story: Is our Government trying to 'STOP' Unemployed Youngsters from getting jobs?

Is our Government trying to 'STOP' Unemployed Youngsters from getting jobs?

Increasing numbers of Britain's older unemployed job seekers are saying they're afraid to visit job centres to sign on each fortnight because younger unemployed people there stare at them menacingly and seem to think the older job seekers are taking...

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Funny story: Stick to foreign workers, unemployed Brits urge UK firms

Stick to foreign workers, unemployed Brits urge UK firms

UK businesses should recruit more people from overseas rather than relying on unemployed young Brits who would much rather spend their time dossing about at their state funded home all day, according to unemployed young Brits. The request flies in...

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Funny story: Jobs for the unemployed

Jobs for the unemployed

David Cameron's latest plan to get the unemployed working is to take advantage of some simple maths. According to a recent Gallop Poll eighty-seven percent of the unemployed want to work. As part of the same Gallop Poll commissioned by Job Centre...

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Funny story: Unemployed Man Charges Friends to Hang out With Him

Unemployed Man Charges Friends to Hang out With Him

Grapevine, TX - A laid-off Verizon employee, Stephen Hunter, 32, has begun charging his friends the pleasure of his company in order to make ends meet. He decided to try this the day after getting his walking papers. A salesman by trade, he figured...

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Funny story: EAS Sufferers Receive European Court Backing

EAS Sufferers Receive European Court Backing

The European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg today made a landmark judgement that finally recognised the plight of EAS sufferers. The ruling will also lead to a major review of European employment law. Employment Aversion Syndrome, or EAS, rem...

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Funny story: Arianna Huffington: Writers are 'Free' to Write What they Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Arianna Huffington: Writers are 'Free' to Write What they Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Former Conservative Media Moglette turned rabid liberal, Arianna Huffington, fresh from pocketing $315M after unloading The Huffington Post to a gullible AOL, confirmed that she had just made redundant the last of the paid writers employed by AOL.

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Funny story: "Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

"Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

Following on from promises made at the time of the election, Prime Minister David Cameron, along with a number of fellow expense-claimers, launched his new "Big Society" initiative. Aimed at members of the public who previously held responsible jo...

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Funny story: Men's Quilting Circle Places First in International Quilting Competition

Men's Quilting Circle Places First in International Quilting Competition

A group of unemployed iron workers from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania have taken first place in the annual International Quilting Bee held this year in Lexington, Kentucky. Quilters from all over the world competed for this year's grand trophy. The iro...

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Funny story: Finally Some Great Economic News

Finally Some Great Economic News

Everyone agrees that the past couple of years have been a terrible drain on the collective American psyche. At least the collective American psyche that has had to contend with high unemployment rates, low housing prices, a tightening credit market a...

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Funny story: Gold Man Sacks Little Guy

Gold Man Sacks Little Guy

New York: Just while stocks reached record highs in the Great Recession, investigators revealed today they discovered the secret formula of Gold Man Sacks (GMS): 2+2=5. According to investigators, GMS trained its employees to turn two 2s into 5. GM...

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