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Funny story: Patriots Lose, Tom Brady Wears Black Underwear

Patriots Lose, Tom Brady Wears Black Underwear

The New England Patriots 33-14 loss to the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs eliminates the chance for a possible fourth Super Bowl for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Viewers who tuned in to watch this gridiron battle noted Tom Brady's obviously black...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Mary and Terry McBriar, a pair of co-joined (a.k.a. cojoined or Siamese) twins who have been in the news lately, have admitted that they generally buy and wear men's briefs. The eighteen year olds are joined at the hip and have three legs between th...

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Funny story: Queen of England "drops her drawers"

Queen of England "drops her drawers"

The Queen is embarrassed about an incident recently which occurred at the Palace. It was reported that she was in her private quarters where she has her own computer set up and was reading through the satire stories about her family on thespoof.co...

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Funny story: Crotch bomber may be help to motorcyle industry in China

Crotch bomber may be help to motorcyle industry in China

The worlds largest import of motorbikes are interested in contacting the "crotch bomber" to try to incorporate his "underwear" bomb into their new motorcycle aptly dubbed "crotch rocket". The new bike just being mass produced in China is at prese...

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Funny story: Crotch Bomber to Use "Nuh-uh!" Defense

Crotch Bomber to Use "Nuh-uh!" Defense

The court-appointed attorney for crotch bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab announced today that his legal defense at the upcoming criminal trial will be based on the "Nuh-uh!" theory. "What else can I do?," said Illinois Public Defender John Maynard...

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Funny story: Crotch Bomber May Lose Penis

Crotch Bomber May Lose Penis

The al-Qeada operative who tried to blow up an airliner over Detroit "may lose his sexual appendage," according to a reliable medical source treating Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. The source says what is left of the 23-year-old Nigerian's penis wil...

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Funny story: Nigerian Passenger Has Explosion in Pants

Nigerian Passenger Has Explosion in Pants

A 23-year-old Nigerian has been taken into custody after having an explosion take place in his pants as the plane he was on was approaching Detroit and being subdued by passengers and crew. Apparently this was the first time the passenger had bee...

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Funny story: Obama Team Now Flip-Flppping on Underwear Bomber

Obama Team Now Flip-Flppping on Underwear Bomber

It is now being reported that Prez O'bama, under water boarding pressure from Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, is switching stories on the recent "underwear bomber" case. In a marked shift from all previous positions taken by the President, O'bam...

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Funny story: Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Sources deep inside Muslim headquarters report that 72 virgins are 'very disappointed' in the performance of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day.

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Funny story: SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rejected by bored, legless Dads, they want sexy pink Tangas!

SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rejected by bored, legless Dads, they want sexy pink Tangas!

Dads/Hubbies sick to death of receiving SAP (socks and pants) Christmas presents are rebelling, especially when they're legless! Christmas Eve used to be pretty easy for mums and kids not knowing what to buy Dads for Xmas, SAP's were the solution.

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Funny story: Underwear Only at Chilly Christmas Benefit

Underwear Only at Chilly Christmas Benefit

Sponsored by Calvin Klein, Victory's Secret, Hugo Boss and other noted undergarment manufacturers, this year's Christmas benefit for the "Underwear Fashion Challenged" took take place at Louvre in Paris and feature a host of celebrities in support of...

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Funny story: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Caught In Underwear Scandal

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Caught In Underwear Scandal

PARIS - The first lady of France Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has been caught in an underwear scandal. Apparently Bruni-Sarkozy was caught in the possession of 800 pairs of her panties, which she was transporting to Wales to sell on the open market. Wal...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Skoob1999 Thought Wearing Women's Lingerie Was Cure For His Swine Flu

Spoof Writer Skoob1999 Thought Wearing Women's Lingerie Was Cure For His Swine Flu

Popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 was photographed going out for the paper in an embarrasing state of undress. The humorist and organized labor rabblerouser was seen wearing only a pink, lacey teddy by neigbors and other passerbys. Within minutes, he...

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Funny story: Analysis: 12.9 Million, Not 2.5 Million, Jobs Gained Under Bush

Analysis: 12.9 Million, Not 2.5 Million, Jobs Gained Under Bush

Those who know stats of the US job market are aware of the bitter fact that during the eight years of President George W. Bush, the economy gained only 2.58 million jobs. The main reasons for these bleak numbers are the recessionary, job-losing econo...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Says Sex tape Was God's Will...Quotes The Bible..."Don't Hide Your Bushel Under A Light"

Carrie Prejean Says Sex tape Was God's Will...Quotes The Bible..."Don't Hide Your Bushel Under A Light"

Carrie Prejean issued an angry press release today regarding her Larry King interview. "I never got the chance to explain to that dirty old man why I made that tape. It was God's will. I was reading my bible one day and listening to The Beach Boy...

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Funny story: Megan Fox to be New Underwear Model

Megan Fox to be New Underwear Model

Actress Megan Fox, star of the Transformers movies, is known for having little acting ability but two nice talents. She recently signed a contract to model underwear and will put those talents out there for all of the world to see in various styles...

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Funny story: FDA Warns People to Check Expiration Date on Edible Undies

FDA Warns People to Check Expiration Date on Edible Undies

The Food and Drug Administration is warning consumers to check the expiration date on any packages of edible undies that they might have at home. Once past their expiration date, this product is unsafe to wear and unfit for human consumption. Dr.

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