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Funny story: Rosie Sheds A Few

Rosie Sheds A Few

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Television super star Ronnie O'Donnell (formerly Rosie O'Donnell) has reportedly lost 500 pounds, or .25 tons. According to Dr. Rick Head,...

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Funny story: Beauty on the Inside Myth Debunked

Beauty on the Inside Myth Debunked

"Real beauty is on the inside." Well not any more, now that doctors can see inside the human body it is all too clear that real beauty must lie elsewhere. Researchers at Hardly University have sifted through thousands of MRIs, X-rays and CAT sc...

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Funny story: Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

Steroid Use can Make You Really Ugly Warns Stallone

In a shocking statement today police have revealed that there are 42,000 steroid users in the UK, on a par with heroin abuse. Today's teenagers and sad older men, yearning for a rippling muscular body are downing the drugs like there's no tomorrow. A...

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Funny story: Jane Austen Gets a Makeover, Sex Beats Sensibility.

Jane Austen Gets a Makeover, Sex Beats Sensibility.

Jane Austen's life is about to be a book and, naturally, the novelist will be appearing on the front cover. However the face behind some of the world's most-loved books has been deemed unable to sell them.

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Funny story: West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...

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Funny story: "Out-Crowd" Plot Foiled

"Out-Crowd" Plot Foiled

"Pizza Face" Rodriguez, "Thunder Thighs" Koontz, and "Ugly-Jo" Martin are each being held by authorities indefinitely under a no-bond status. The girls are awaiting arraignment in a multi-jurisdictional sting which culm...

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Funny story: Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

Bush Seeks to Protect Marriage from People Who Are Gay, Post-Menopausal, Barren, Self-Absorbed, Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...

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Funny story: G. Dubya Butch Tired Of Bad Jokes, Orders FBI Investigation of Sassy Satirists

G. Dubya Butch Tired Of Bad Jokes, Orders FBI Investigation of Sassy Satirists

Washington and Anywhere G. W. Butch Has Influence---In a determined, full time and open throttle effort to cut down on good, bad, ugly and indifferent jokes at his expense, G. W. Bush, now Presidential butt of, in his humble but substantial opinion...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Resigns from Office After Old Fisherman Warns Him of Spooky Ghost

George W. Bush Resigns from Office After Old Fisherman Warns Him of Spooky Ghost

In what is no doubt the defining event of the 21st Century thus far U.S. President George W. Bush and his entire cabinet have resigned from office due to intelligence indicating a ghostly being known only as the Oil Ugly is now haunting both the U.S.

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Funny story: Bag Tax Protest Turns Violent in S.F.

Bag Tax Protest Turns Violent in S.F.

A demonstration against San Francisco's proposed grocery bag tax turned ugly yesterday afternoon when thousands of protestors rioted in the city's Golden Gate Park. The demonstration, hastily organized by Mothers Against Dumb Directives (MADD), got o...

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Funny story: New study shows ugly parents more likely to have ugly children

New study shows ugly parents more likely to have ugly children

Virgin Utah- Steve White, head scientist at Kramer labs held a press conference today showing new findings from a five year fact finding missi...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart "A mean, ugly bitch" according to court ruling

Martha Stewart "A mean, ugly bitch" according to court ruling

New York - The New York Court of Appeals today turned down yet another request by Martha Stewart's defense team that her case be reopened on grounds that she is mean and ugly bitch.

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Funny story: Ugly Man Wins Award

Ugly Man Wins Award

THE UGLIEST MAN in Britian was acknowledged this week at the Royal Ugliness Association HQ, just outside Garpbury, Esswex.

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Funny story: Ugly Bush is Clinton's Fault

Ugly Bush is Clinton's Fault

According to a statement realesed by Press Secretary Scott McClellan today, GW's lack of popularity with the ladies is due to a sex appeal recession - that the administration inherited from the Clinton era.

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Funny story: Groundhog Day Erupts in Chaos, Winter May Never End

Groundhog Day Erupts in Chaos, Winter May Never End

Punxsutawney, PA   The American tradition of Groundhog Day was marred today by an ugly incident in which the world's most celebrated groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, was captured by a family of hillbillies, skinned, roa...

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Funny story: Dean Beats Kerry to Bloody Pulp in Row Over Iowa Loss

Dean Beats Kerry to Bloody Pulp in Row Over Iowa Loss

Portsmouth, NH Things got ugly on the campaign trail today when previous front-runner (and current underdog after last Monday's Iowa Caucus) Howard Dean, beat the living tar out of his opponent, John Kerry.

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Funny story: Pancake Fiasco Leaves Stain On Dean, Kerry, Political System

Pancake Fiasco Leaves Stain On Dean, Kerry, Political System

WAFFLE HOUSE, IOWA-A friendly pancake tossing competition between Howard Dean and John F. Kerry got ugly this morning. What was supposed to be an opportunity to show off their flapjacking abilities to Iowa voters turned out to be uglier than expected...

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