Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...pretty late as in the opposite of ugly Hilton.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Television super star Ronnie O'Donnell (formerly Rosie O'Donnell) has reportedly lost 500 pounds, or .25 tons. According to Dr. Rick Head,...
"Real beauty is on the inside." Well not any more, now that doctors can see inside the human body it is all too clear that real beauty must lie elsewhere. Researchers at Hardly University have sifted through thousands of MRIs, X-rays and CAT sc...
In a shocking statement today police have revealed that there are 42,000 steroid users in the UK, on a par with heroin abuse. Today's teenagers and sad older men, yearning for a rippling muscular body are downing the drugs like there's no tomorrow. A...
Jane Austen's life is about to be a book and, naturally, the novelist will be appearing on the front cover. However the face behind some of the world's most-loved books has been deemed unable to sell them.
A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...
"Pizza Face" Rodriguez, "Thunder Thighs" Koontz, and "Ugly-Jo" Martin are each being held by authorities indefinitely under a no-bond status. The girls are awaiting arraignment in a multi-jurisdictional sting which culm...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage. "We all know that the marriage is a sacred institution, intended for the purpose of procreating and raising...
Washington and Anywhere G. W. Butch Has Influence---In a determined, full time and open throttle effort to cut down on good, bad, ugly and indifferent jokes at his expense, G. W. Bush, now Presidential butt of, in his humble but substantial opinion...
In what is no doubt the defining event of the 21st Century thus far U.S. President George W. Bush and his entire cabinet have resigned from office due to intelligence indicating a ghostly being known only as the Oil Ugly is now haunting both the U.S.
A demonstration against San Francisco's proposed grocery bag tax turned ugly yesterday afternoon when thousands of protestors rioted in the city's Golden Gate Park. The demonstration, hastily organized by Mothers Against Dumb Directives (MADD), got o...
Virgin Utah- Steve White, head scientist at Kramer labs held a press conference today showing new findings from a five year fact finding missi...
New York - The New York Court of Appeals today turned down yet another request by Martha Stewart's defense team that her case be reopened on grounds that she is mean and ugly bitch.
THE UGLIEST MAN in Britian was acknowledged this week at the Royal Ugliness Association HQ, just outside Garpbury, Esswex.
According to a statement realesed by Press Secretary Scott McClellan today, GW's lack of popularity with the ladies is due to a sex appeal recession - that the administration inherited from the Clinton era.
Punxsutawney, PA The American tradition of Groundhog Day was marred today by an ugly incident in which the world's most celebrated groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, was captured by a family of hillbillies, skinned, roa...
Portsmouth, NH Things got ugly on the campaign trail today when previous front-runner (and current underdog after last Monday's Iowa Caucus) Howard Dean, beat the living tar out of his opponent, John Kerry.
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