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Funny story: US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

US $16 muffins cause riots in Washington!

The financially strapped US government have decided that the misery they and their bankers caused has nothing to do with them and decided to carry on just like they did before the crisis started; living a life of audacious decadence. The US govern...

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Funny story: 750,000 hired to watch television

750,000 hired to watch television

WASHINGTON - In a ground-breaking move to cure the problem of unemployment the federal government has hired 750,000 unemployed workers to watch television. The ground-breaking move was the brain child of the Department of Labor, which decided that...

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Funny story: The US Shakes It's Own Tree

The US Shakes It's Own Tree

At 1.51pm yesterday an earthquake registering 5.8 shook the eastern third of the United States causing much of Washington D.C. to come to a halt. While damage was not wide spread some older buildings were affected and people were left unnerved and ra...

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Funny story: US not as good at borrowing money!

US not as good at borrowing money!

The financial world is reeling at the announcement that the US of A is not quite as good at borrowing money as it was yesterday. This surprise news comes just days after the US decided that it could borrow even more money by raising its debt ceili...

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Funny story: Naming rights to federal buildings available by auction

Naming rights to federal buildings available by auction

Naming rights to thousands of federal buildings throughout the United States will go up for auction next month, thanks to the latest effort by Congress to restore balance to the nation's finances. Federal buildings have traditionally only been na...

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Funny story: Apple Inc. buy the White House!

Apple Inc. buy the White House!

Apple Inc, who have more financial clout than the US government have decided to assist Obama's ailing attempt to save the US from a financial meltdown by buying the White House! There are several conditions attached to the deal here they are: A) Apple Inc. boss, Steve Jobs, takes over as President and Obama becomes his personal chauffeur and shoe-shine boy; Obama's wife his personal maid and...

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Funny story: Conservatives Harshly Critical of "No Congress" Debt Solution from Obama

Conservatives Harshly Critical of "No Congress" Debt Solution from Obama

WASHINGTON, DC - Political analysts are debating the President's power under the 14th Amendment Public Debt clause "for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." Can Obama permanently remove the GOP and Tea Part...

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Funny story: Secret Service unveils new, secret, weapon

Secret Service unveils new, secret, weapon

In the days following the attempt on Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life, and threats made against other politicians, the U.S. Secret Service has decided on a new tact, in dealing with dangerous situations. Although Secret Service director, Mr. Harr...

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Funny story: Wrapping Himself in 6 US Flags, Obama Pledges Millions to Egypt & Tunisia in New Middle East Check Book Diplomacy Ploy!

Wrapping Himself in 6 US Flags, Obama Pledges Millions to Egypt & Tunisia in New Middle East Check Book Diplomacy Ploy!

An ever magnanimous Barrack Obama, standing before a total of six (6) US Flags, and an enlarged copy of his 'birth certificate, in case anyone forgot he was a NATURAL BORN PATRIOT, delivered a major policy speech pledging millions of untold, and u...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

The US Government are under increasing pressure to publish the rumoured photographs of recently killed Al-Qaeda kingpin Osama Bin Laden, as suspicions grow over the true nature of his death. Molly Bridgend, 57, a local landlady, told us "we want e...

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Funny story: Could this spoof become a REAL headline, over the next few weeks?

Could this spoof become a REAL headline, over the next few weeks?

In a much-anticipated move, House of Representatives Republican Speaker John Boehner, back by most of the Republican Party, and with outspoken support, of the TEA Party, has agreed to terminate President Barrack Obama's powers, in regards to price co...

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Funny story: Government Enforces 'Asswipe' Tax on 'Tax Whiners'

Government Enforces 'Asswipe' Tax on 'Tax Whiners'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new bill designed last week will be enforced today. Although the financial year started on 1st April, the government are still beating off criticism from citizens that paying income tax, state tax, or federal tax - or all of...

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Funny story: President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown. ""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful cuts. Yes, some of the cu...

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Funny story: The US to Invade an Esso station in Bracknell

The US to Invade an Esso station in Bracknell

Despite its exhausting and increasingly sanctimonious involvement in Libya and Egypt, the US this week confirmed that it was determined to take necessary action and invade a small, Esso service service station in Bracknell. The proposed action was co...

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Funny story: US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

Washington DC, USA: US President Barack Obama unveiling plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) of deficit spending over the next decade, will test the bond markets with mega-deficits, whilst making little attempt to control the spiralling costs of...

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Funny story: White House Announces NBC Will Be In Charge of Producing State of Union Address Using A Hologram Of Obama Who "Can't Be Arsed!"

White House Announces NBC Will Be In Charge of Producing State of Union Address Using A Hologram Of Obama Who "Can't Be Arsed!"

For the first time in American History the appearance of the President of the United States before a joint session of Congress will not be as it seems as it was announced Obama will be appearing in the form of a Hologram! A spokesman for NBC, in c...

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Funny story: US Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Recovery Exclusive

US Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Recovery Exclusive

The woman who "should be dead", Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, continues to recover, and is to be moved to a rehabilitation centre, according to her family. Ms Giffords was shot over the left eye in a mass shooting in Arizona last week. Barr...

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