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Funny story: Republicans will not cap troop deaths.

Republicans will not cap troop deaths.

Washington DC - It appears that even though most Republicans in the United States Senate have tried to keep the troops dying in Iraq; there now is a risk that a timetable for withdrawal would limit the number of lower class soldiers dying in Iraq. B...

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Funny story: Patience With War Dead Is A Virtue!

Patience With War Dead Is A Virtue!

Bush can't believe that Americans are not patient enough to endure more than three thousand dead US soldiers and countless Iraqi casualities. The Decider-in-Chief is urging the American people to be patient because: "This war is winnable!&qu...

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Funny story: 'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other

The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...

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Funny story: Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell... For God's Sake Don't Comment. Peter Pace Picks a Public Place for Prejudice.

General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.

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Funny story: Weapons Of Mass Production

Weapons Of Mass Production

As if British troops in Iraq didn't have enough to worry about, a new crisis emerged yesterday that could seriously undermine their safety, and that of Iraqi citizens.

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Funny story: The Play's the Thing

The Play's the Thing

The US Army is getting ready to release it’s latest video training game. If I remember correctly, the working name of the game is “ Killing Arabs for Oil” or something like that. I’ve always thought that military video games were a great idea.. I mean, if war isn’t fun, what fun is it? The game is a semi-realistic depiction of Special Forces operations in an unnamed Arab country (Iraq) and allows...

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