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Funny story: All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

All small arms banned world-wide with one exception

Washington D.C. - By executive order, per the White House dot com news story section, all small arms are banned. TheSpoof.com reproduces the order here: "Small arms have been implicated in too many crimes. To many widdows. Too many sisters...

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Funny story: Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop. A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children. United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...

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Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

North Korea Fires A Missile and Hits One Of Her Shopping Malls

TONG CHANG-RI, North Korea - The regime of Kim Jong Un defiantly fired off one of their missiles and the one stage rocket malfunctioned landing in The Yum Yum Shopping Mall in the capital city of Pyongyang. A spokesperson for the North Korean gove...

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Funny story: UN bans internet news

UN bans internet news

New York, NY - The UN's Ban Ki-internet has announced a ban on certain internet stories to a small cadre of reporters. All stories that are true but say the are false are banned. Also, all stories that are true and claim to be true are banned.

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Funny story: Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

New York-- Today in New York, Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon held a press conference to discuss the status of the United Nations and how it is handling the crisis' plaguing the world. UNSYG Ki-Moon took to the podium and expr...

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Funny story: Liechtenstein In Running For UN Security Council Seat

Liechtenstein In Running For UN Security Council Seat

Liechtenstein, the tiny and, until now, insignficant Principality, which is sandwiched between Austria and Switzerland, is a hot favourite in the race to be elected to a temporary a seat on the UN Security Council, ahead of Finland and Australia.

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Funny story: Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney have been appointed by the UN to organise the End of the World Party on December twenty-first, when many crackpots and religious nutjobs believe that the world will end, because the Mayan calendar runs out. "If the world is going to end," s...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries

London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries

The international community is trying to come to terms with the shock revelation that some countries with which nations have links, simply do not exist. Two hundred and four countries were represented at the opening ceremony of London 2012, and it...

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Funny story: Boy who Boarded Plane Alone Takes Charge of UN

Boy who Boarded Plane Alone Takes Charge of UN

The eleven year old boy who boarded a flight to Rome unaccompanied after evading security and passport checks was inadvertently in charge of the United Nations yesterday. Liam Corcoran appears to have been mistaken for UN Secretary General Ban Ki...

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Funny story: Russia & China Finally Condemn Syria

Russia & China Finally Condemn Syria

Following intense diplomatic activity at the UN over the past few weeks, a new UN resolution has been agreed, in which Russia and China will condemn Syria in the strongest possible terms. UN Special Envoy, Koffee Anyone, announced the resolution,...

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Funny story: UN Spokesperson Emperor Wang from Planet Porno Threatens Member Nations with Sex Ray

UN Spokesperson Emperor Wang from Planet Porno Threatens Member Nations with Sex Ray

Prompting warnings of a "global governance" thrust, the United Nations spokesperson, Emperor Wang from Planet Porno, released a report Thursday proposing mechanisms including a global vibrator tax, lubrication transaction tax and an "Porn Actor's ta...

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Funny story: Zombies Asking For Food Stamps

Zombies Asking For Food Stamps

Today world leaders have been barraged with complaints from Zombie United to give aid and comfort to underprivileged zombies. Zombies United conducted a world-wide survey of zombies walking the different countries and found that seven out of ten...

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Funny story: Obama opens Presidential election to all of Mexico

Obama opens Presidential election to all of Mexico

Washington DC - Deputy White House Press Secretary, Alfonzo Alamoso Arogola Rodriquez Somafeliea, announced today that all Mexicans would be able to participate in the Presidential election by remote ballot. As an added bonus for those who parti...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

With the world on the verge of a zombie apocalypse, a sane voice has risen from the grave for the support of zombies throughout the world. Ronald Reagan (February 6, 1911-June 5, 2004) rose from his tomb and assumed the mantle of Commander-in-Death f...

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Funny story: Sherrif Joe O'Piehole taking posse to Chantilly Virginia

Sherrif Joe O'Piehole taking posse to Chantilly Virginia

Phoenix, AZ - A dispatcher with the sheriff's department recounts that a posse of ten thousand scruffy horse-riding gun-toting tobacco-spitting O'Piehole deputies are riding to Chantilly Virginia to break up what they view as an illegal assembly know...

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Funny story: Sugar carbon tax to curb population

Sugar carbon tax to curb population

NEW YORK - Our mole on the UN Special Population Taxation Administration has just reported that sugar and starch are going to be slapped with a huge carbon tax. Such items will be affordable only by the wealthy, or as special treats by the middle cl...

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Funny story: UN Mandate To Curtail Population Gets First Approval

UN Mandate To Curtail Population Gets First Approval

The highly anticipated United Nation mandate to reduce the earth's population passed its first hurdle today after ambassadors voted to allow a general discussion on the proposed plan in August. The mandate, if passed, will set to reduce the planet...

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