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Funny story: Nation's Concern at Maggie Illness

Nation's Concern at Maggie Illness

The 87-year-old former Conservative prime minister Lady Thatcher is in hospital after undergoing a minor operation and to the nation's consternation Baroness Thatcher's spokeswoman said she is doing "absolutely fine". Many parliamentarians lined...

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Funny story: Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters were this afternoon defending the controversial decision to ignore elections for new Police and Crime Commissioners. With turnout at 18% and expected to be the lowest ever in a British election, voters were particularly critical of the lack o...

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Funny story: MPs' Outrage at McKinnon Verdict

MPs' Outrage at McKinnon Verdict

British computer hacker Gary McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons today. Her decision was greeted by cat calls and expressions of disgust from the opposition benches. Mr McKinnon...

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Funny story: Bolton braces itself for Yeti Floss Court case

Bolton braces itself for Yeti Floss Court case

Mildred Kundalinin Stainless, finally, and after many extradition applications confirmed her name, and place of residence in front of Bolton Crown Court today. Mz Stainless was defiant in the face of the misconduct, embezzlement, and insurance...

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Funny story: David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers. Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...

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Funny story: Assange In Great Escape Bid

Assange In Great Escape Bid

Wikileaks boss and wannabe lothario, Julian Assange, is believed to be going stir crazy, as he has now been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy for over two months. Embassy sources claim Assange's mood has darkened further since he was granted asyl...

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Funny story: BBC To Announce Major Changes To Political Line-Up

BBC To Announce Major Changes To Political Line-Up

A leaked BBC management memo has revealed a host of changes to the corporations political line-up. According to the memo, several of the BBC's political heavyweights are to be replaced in what many reckon is the biggest BBC shake up in years. P...

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Funny story: Lords Reform expose poor casting to play out Lucas epic

Lords Reform expose poor casting to play out Lucas epic

Throughout the corridors of power it is well known that the Prime Minister idolises the Star Wars antagonist Lord Vader and for some time many backbenchers have feared this obsession would play out in party politics. Fourteen months since getting...

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Funny story: Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

The Church of England is undergoing a name change and will henceforth be known as Architectural Tours Ltd. The alteration is taking place to reflect the changing role of the Church in the life of the nation. A spokesman from St Paul's Cathedral...

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Funny story: Osborne's 2013 draft budget found on London train

Osborne's 2013 draft budget found on London train

A leaked copy of George Osborne's draft Budget for next year has been found abandoned on a Virgin train travelling from his constituency in Manchester. The draft budget has been graded by an as-yet-unnamed economics professor, notable by the heavy...

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Funny story: Forecast: Life in Britain to be unsettled for 2012

Forecast: Life in Britain to be unsettled for 2012

The British economy has had a turbulent 2011 and 2012 promises to be even more unsettled. Predictions for 2012: * The worst outlook for jobs in 22-years. * Highest inflation rates for 24-years. * Outlook for the UK economy is 'bleak'. The Euro-zone crisis is unresolved and country after country is being forced to adopt extreme austerity measures that will result in large falls in outpu...

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Funny story: Adopt an unemployed person scheme in pipeline

Adopt an unemployed person scheme in pipeline

A controversial new scheme announced by George Osborne today will give tax payers the opportunity to 'adopt' an unemployed person for as little as £5 a month. The scheme will provide bi-monthly updates on how the jobless adoptee is progressing in...

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Funny story: Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

In response to an e-petition calling for Career Advisers in Schools to be saved, the government has pledged £1.2 million to be invested over the next three years. A confidential source close to the Prime Minister said: "The government relies on C...

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Funny story: Foreign Secretary's Reputation Restored

Foreign Secretary's Reputation Restored

William Hague addressed the commons yesterday in a bid to restore any semblance of his true character with the public. The Foreign Secretary was over-joyed that he could admit culpability for sanctioning the botched Special Forces mission in Libya.

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Funny story: Crimewatch UK Update

Crimewatch UK Update

Crimewatch UK Update MOST WANTED: Name: Cameron David William Donald. (Also known as Twinkle, Spoon-in-the-mouth, and The Poseur. Offence/s: Endangering the 61,113,205 population of the UK, by scrapping the Nimrod Surveillance Planes, thus leaving them open to terrorist attack by removing the tools to monitor known terrorists air-wave activity. Threatening the 2.5m officially (4.1...

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Funny story: Heterosexual UK Man Wins $9m Discrimination Lawsuit in Workplace!

Heterosexual UK Man Wins $9m Discrimination Lawsuit in Workplace!

A working man, who can not be named due to threats of continuing harassment, has just been awarded over $9m, after being found "not guilty" of issuing "slurs" in the workplace. The man, a loyal employee who put in 102 hours a week at his place of...

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