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Funny story: Government Plans To Clone Dead Aliens

Government Plans To Clone Dead Aliens

A Pentagon whistle-blower has revealed that the government are planning to clone alien life forms, using DNA samples from three dead aliens recovered from Roswell in 1946 and cryogenically preserved for decades. The whistle-blower explained that c...

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Funny story: Amazing Atlantic Discovery

Amazing Atlantic Discovery

The truth behind reported discoveries of 'aircraft parts' in the Atlantic Ocean can be revealed today in an Exclusive report from our Special Correspondent in the area , Azora Ribcage. The items found in the Ocean are not from any ordinary aircraf...

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Funny story: MoD UFO Workers sacked

MoD UFO Workers sacked

As part of government cuts, the department in the Ministry of Defence that deals with all of the crap sent in by the public about their UFO sightings has been closed. The department has been operating since 1950. The need was identified when membe...

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Funny story: William's UFO safari 'shot down massive mothership'

William's UFO safari 'shot down massive mothership'

Anglesey - Clips from the five minute aerial skirmish were posted on the Royal YouBoob! site today as the Queen visited RAF Valley in Wales. The footage shows RAF search and rescue pilot Prince William singlehandedly shooting down an ominous mothe...

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Funny story: Space Capsule Lands on White House Lawn

Space Capsule Lands on White House Lawn

Washington DC: President Obama was informed today that there was a crashed space capsule on the lawn of the White House. Federal officials cannot explain how this object went completely undetected by NORAD until landing and being found by the first d...

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Funny story: Syrian cabinet resigns over Krak des Chevlaiers UFO

Syrian cabinet resigns over Krak des Chevlaiers UFO

The Cosmos - (You Canna Be Sirius Mess): The entire Syrian Administration has resigned following public dismay at the craft's Dome of the Rock transit over Israel in last month. The 30-strong Canis Major Federation cabinet was booted out - er...su...

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Funny story: Iran publishes pics of retro-engineered saucer

Iran publishes pics of retro-engineered saucer

Tehran - The Ahmadinejad Jet Convulsion Laboratory today issued pictures of the country's first ever retro-engineered flying saucer. The Waffen-SS-Zohal had been unpicked back to its bare nuts and bolts and reconfigured in a painstaking 10-year op...

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Funny story: Sendai UFO 'tried to warn Japanese Emperor' about upcoming nuke disaster

Sendai UFO 'tried to warn Japanese Emperor' about upcoming nuke disaster

Japan - Skywatch websites are citing an official Chinese news agency report that a breakaway craft from a Mount Fuji UFO fleet was prevented from contacting Emperor Akihit-ho last week. Flypast witnesses described the entity as entirely benign ami...

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Funny story: Flying Saucers - The Truth

Flying Saucers - The Truth

Today we can report on the extraordinary knowledge we have obtained from secret files left by a civil servant on a train travelling to Guildford. These files were handed to me by Spoof's editor in space because they contained all the secret evide...

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Funny story: Rendelsham UFO files hide nuke attempt and collusion with royal alien/human hybrids

Rendelsham UFO files hide nuke attempt and collusion with royal alien/human hybrids

London - A covert UK Thought Police unit monitoring alien/human hybrid sub-space freak-uencies narrowly averted the destruction of a British nuclear base. But classified papers recording the incident have been surgically removed from the National...

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Funny story: Secret Saudi 'Area 51' shielding Libya UFO

Secret Saudi 'Area 51' shielding Libya UFO

Saudi Arabia - Draconian censorship shields the Jabal Al-Lawz alien structure believed by Biblical scholars to be Mount Sinai. Last week smuggled Saudi video footage confirmed an egg-shaped UFO rising from the Jordanian/Saudi border peak ahead of...

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Funny story: Bahrain Turmoil: US Fifth Fleet Commander Pleads The Fifth Over Buried UFO Warfleet

Bahrain Turmoil: US Fifth Fleet Commander Pleads The Fifth Over Buried UFO Warfleet

Manama - (X-Files): Like Cairo's legendary Sphinx Captain Bruce H Lindsey, Commander of the Carl Vinson and US 5th Fleet Commander Vice Admiral Mark I Fox were staying tight-lipped tonight. A few miles down the road in Manama civil turmoil was ra...

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Funny story: Cops probe JFK connection as priest from Polish UFO/satanic cult charged with bodysnatching

Cops probe JFK connection as priest from Polish UFO/satanic cult charged with bodysnatching

Henley - (Hocus/Pocus): An official from a Polish satanic cult obsessed with UFOs and communion with aliens has been charged with bodysnatching by Henley police. Marian Fathers acolyte Fr Wojciech 'Perdurabo' Jasinski is accused of grave robbery i...

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Funny story: UFO flypast swoops over Joanna Yeates funeral cortege

UFO flypast swoops over Joanna Yeates funeral cortege

Bristol - (Pie-In-The-Sky): At lunchtime today the alien craft's trajectory was spotted tracing ancient Hampshire ley lines called the Monarch's Way. The route has previously seen mothership reconnaissance flights sourced by the RAF to the Devil'...

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Funny story: Dome of the Rock UFO traced to Krak des Chevaliers hangar in Syria

Dome of the Rock UFO traced to Krak des Chevaliers hangar in Syria

Tel Aviv - (Pie-In-The-Sky): Erected in 1031 on a massive meteorite outcrop the ancient Crusader fortress forms the capstone of an alien civilization's subterranean silo. Last week a mystery UFO above Israel's Dome of the Rock was traced to a hang...

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Funny story: Rogue UFOs behind scores of blond women's killings

Rogue UFOs behind scores of blond women's killings

London - (Pie-In-The-Sky): British mortuary slabs everywhere are to be fitted with high tech gizmos designed to detect alien-related contract killings. The discovery of links between UK UFO sightings and unexplained female murders has confirmed fo...

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Funny story: 'UFO behind Kaczynski plane crash' seen menacing Moscow Airport days before terror attack

'UFO behind Kaczynski plane crash' seen menacing Moscow Airport days before terror attack

Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): The craft was first seen in Russian airspace at the April 2010 downing of a Tupolev Tu-154 that claimed the lives of the Polish president and his entourage. Last week's reports of its Moscow fly-past were hurriedly withd...

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