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Funny story: Easter Egg On Eclipse DVD Leads to Hidden Second Rob Pattinson-Taylor Lautner-Kristen Stewart Commentary Track

Easter Egg On Eclipse DVD Leads to Hidden Second Rob Pattinson-Taylor Lautner-Kristen Stewart Commentary Track

Just when everyone thought watching the teen masturbation-fodder DVD "Twilight:Eclipse" couldn't be more painful, self-proclaimed 'Twi-Hards' have found an easter egg on the DVD that, when activated, unleashes a second hideous audio commentary by stars Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. "There is not enough beer in the Universe to get me to watch 'Eclipse' with the first comment...

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Funny story: 174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

Summit Entertainment, the movie studio which has made approximately $905 jillion dollars moistening the panties of young women via the 'Twilight' movie series, has landed in hot water after 174 fans of the new 'Twilight: Eclipse' DVD were hspitalized...

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Funny story: The Estate Of Twilight Zone Creator Rod Serling Is Suing The Producers Of The Twilight Saga

The Estate Of Twilight Zone Creator Rod Serling Is Suing The Producers Of The Twilight Saga

ROCHESTER, New York - Noted East Coast attorney Myron Leftowitz, who represents the late Rod Serling's estate, is suing the producers of The Twilight Saga. Leftowitz is claiming name infringement in regards to the word 'Twilight.' He stated that R...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

Ashley Greene Embarrassed At Twilight Party

Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies. A bit part player says that there were about fifty or so of them gathered i...

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Funny story: Ouch: Twilight Star Sees Stars In Birmingham Bust-Up

Ouch: Twilight Star Sees Stars In Birmingham Bust-Up

Actor and huge star (well, OK not Robert Pattinson, the really massive star) of teenage fan favourite series Twilight, Bronson Pelletier (that's the wolf one) was treated to a broken nose in Birmingham, UK this weekend. The actor was attending a s...

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Funny story: Twilight: Before The Books

Twilight: Before The Books

Once there a little boy by the name of Edward He liked sparkles and was quite flamboyant He was stricken with the unbearable tragedy of being extremely pale And he also sparkled in the sun light This would be no big deal to most other little boys But him already ridiculed with insults of homosexuality It would be really dramatic He turned his life into a dramatic horror teen movie Then...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in New Orleans. According to one source, as filming wrapped for the day,...

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Funny story: I "Heart" You Being Replaced by I "Teeth" You as Hip Bumper Sticker

I "Heart" You Being Replaced by I "Teeth" You as Hip Bumper Sticker

The runaway success of the Twilight movies and Vampire Diaries series has spawned a new teen trend that is both disturbing and dangerous. But, just like the characters they idolize, young people are willing to take a risk for love. The habit of bi...

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Funny story: Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Beaches along the English Channel had been reopened and then closed again to swimmers amid reports that the suspected crocodile cum piece of wood, sighted close to busy beaches was in fact "actor" Robert Pattinson. The alarm was raised after autho...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga of movies may have been voted the sexiest man alive by teen readers of several magazines, but GCHQ Magazine was not one of them. The editor of GCHQ Magazin...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught

Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught

Twilight fans the world over awoke to a living nightmare this morning as news leaked out that tousle haired Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen, the fiendishly hunky vampire out of the Twilight saga - last night bumped his head on a cupboard door in his...

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Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Inspires Cult Hair Movement

Catching on like wildfire across college campuses and with poorly known but self-absorbed cable science channel commentators, the famous Samuel L. Clemens / Albert Einstein hairstyle is apparently back in vogue. Launched quite innocently by TheSpo...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

The stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, today held a crisis press conference, in order to express their deep concern that it's all starting again. Pattinson and Stewart expressed their concerns through an intermediary...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...

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Funny story: Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

As Leonardo DiCaprio tops the movie chart for the third week running with dream theft fantasy flick - 'Inception' the marginally talentless stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had some pretty hardcore questions to as...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner NOT Dead!

Taylor Lautner NOT Dead!

The news sent many a teenager running to the telephone about an hour ago with the CCB News Network announcing that Twilight actor, Taylor Launner was NOT dead. Apparently, there was a part time actor who did commercials that had been badly injured...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Battling Drug Addiction!

Twilight Star Battling Drug Addiction!

According to a number of tabloids and confirmed by the Twilight actor himself, Chaske Spencer, who plays "The Leader of the Pack" of werewolves Sam Ulrey, is bringing all his battles with alcohol and drugs out into the open. Spencer says that he w...

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