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Funny story: Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

HOLLYWOOD - Friends of Tom Cruise are expressing concern and worry over the fact that he is taking the divorce very, very hard. A close friend of Tom's, who did not want his name revealed, stated that he spent a few hours with Tom at a local Pompo...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud Cinema Pictures in association with Hollywood Sign Films has just announced That Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag will be starring in a film by noted Italian director Bandini Borapelli. Lautner and Montag spoke with Pomona Vox of...

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Funny story: Mary Mapother rubbishes L Ron Hubbard's paternity of son Tom Cruise in rare 1970s footage

Mary Mapother rubbishes L Ron Hubbard's paternity of son Tom Cruise in rare 1970s footage

London - Ancient paternity theories about the movie actor have suddenly surfaced amid news of his latest shock divorce. Two Cold War schools of thought always reckoned a famous 'Ron' was responsible for the secret night's legover that lead to Tom...

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Funny story: Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Following the news that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from actor husband Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey has used the news to advertise her Sunday morning Hollywood garage sale. Writing on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook and Craiglist the entrepreneur...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

NEW YORK CITY - Tom Cruise says that he still cannot believe that his wife Katie has filed for a divorce. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he was caught totally off guard. Cruise said that he first heard about Katie...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Following the shock announcement that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are to divorce, a friend of Cruises confirmed that he has not ruled out a fourth marriage. The Mission Impossible actor, 50 next week, was previously married to Mimi Rogers and Nico...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

The Reason Why Katie Holmes Finally Decided To Divorce Tom Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor mills from the Left Coast to the East Coast and down to the Third Coast (Texas) are working overtime as Katie Holmes, 33, has filed for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise, 49. Every single entertainment new...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Tom Cruise's excruciating sofa moment the tipping point behind imminent divorce

Los Angeles - Katie Holmes has been haunted horribly by re-runs of that 2006 Oprah couch jumping escapade vid. Today years of excruciating matrimonial embarrassment culminated in her filing for divorce from husband Tom Cruise. Commenting on the...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Tom Cruise Divorce is Merely Preparation for His Role As Henry VIII

Reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are to divorce, ending their 5 year marriage have nothing to do with the actors friendship with John Travolta or Katie Holmes disdain for his scientology religion but is merely Cruise trying to prepare for his...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" Bombs and Sinks At The Box Office Quicker That A Canoe Loaded With Hippos

Tom Cruise's "Rock of Ages" Bombs and Sinks At The Box Office Quicker That A Canoe Loaded With Hippos

HOLLYWOOD - The producer, director, writers, and financial backers of the motion picture Rock of Ages are all shockingly stunned and scratching their collective heads and asking, what in the syncopated' world of musical scales happened? Ticket sal...

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Funny story: Xena Warrior Princess Movie Will Star John Travolta

Xena Warrior Princess Movie Will Star John Travolta

John Travolta will star in the highly anticipated Xena Warrior Princess movie as the leather clad Amazon Warrior a role Travolta says he was "destined" to play. Filming of the epic, based on the popular TV show, a favorite of teenage boys and midd...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas Pawn Shop Purchases Tom Cruise's Diary For $30,000

Las Vegas, NV - Gold & Silver Pawn which has been showcased on the History Channel in the popular TV show Pawn Stars, has just purchased Tom Cruise's personal Diary from Nicole Kidman. Reportedly this diary was written during Nicole's and Tom's 1...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise tried to steal my legs

Tom Cruise tried to steal my legs

Nicole Kidman has spoken out for the first time about her failed marriage to the strange Scientologist and closet queen Tom Cruise. She describes in detail the humiliation and odd requests that actor Tom would make to her every day. Poor ginger...

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Funny story: Economic About Turn

Economic About Turn

The economic downturn has heralded an unexpected upturn (aren't opposites fun!) in another equally important area of our community. Research from some overfunded government watchdog has shown air crashes (not involving birds or dudes with rocket...

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Funny story: Beckhams Named Baby Harper After Future Star Trek Character

Beckhams Named Baby Harper After Future Star Trek Character

David and Victoria Beckham have revealed that they named their baby after a character from a Star Trek film that hasn't even been made yet. The character will be played by Tom Cruise, and the Beckham's got to hear about the name while they were a...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen booted out of Scientology Movement

Charlie Sheen booted out of Scientology Movement

Nutty fruitcake and general winner, Charlie 'they named it after me' Sheen has been kicked out of the Scientology movement for being too much of a nut job. "I was asked to pass on the bad news," said Scientology's leading light, Tom Cruise. "Me an...

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Funny story: Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

Prince William Marries Katie Holmes By Mistake

The much anticipated Royal Wedding became a Royal Embarrassment Friday morning. The world watched in horror as Prince William married the wrong Kate--actress Katie Holmes. The Queen was overheard to whisper, "The horror! If he had to marry someon...

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