WASHINGTON - The Unites States is now under the rule of a North Korean occupation force of one million troops. In a carefully timed midnight raid, the North Korean military successfully executed Jag-eob Teulibtopan (Operation Tryptophan), easily sei...
Norfuk - (Cold Turkey Stuff): Karmic synchronicity saw the octogenarian's death on Turkey Day, aka Thanksgiving. Matthews died peacefully surrounded by his flock of Broad Breasted Bronzes, Bourbon Reds, Spanish Blacks and Midget Whites. Among...
It is a Thanksgiving Day tradition as quaint as giving Native Americans smallpox: Since 1924, people infiltrated Manhattan from the 80's to Times Square to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade pass by. Of course, since 1924, many things have c...
US President Barack Obama pardons the National Thanksgiving Turkey, named Apple, in a ceremony with daughters Sasha and Malia, together with National Turkey Federation Chairman Yubert Envia, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, DC What does THIS say to the world - A bloody turkey is pardoned by the President of the US of A whilst innocent people suffer in American jails.
President Obama pardoned the White house turkey today in a traditional ceremony held on the east lawn. The President was joined by his daughters Sasha and Malia. The turkey named Apple and his understudy Cider were both brought in from Foster Farms,...
Today is Thanksgivings Day, to Americans it's a day of celebration, family and friends. It is the day a starving group of pilgrims, fleeing from religious persecution, were helped by a group of friendly Native Americans. The Indians helped the settle...
The downturn in the nation's economy has many American families cutting corners, especially when it comes to buying food for their families. Thanksgiving favorites for some families this year will be missing from the festive tables and replaced by mo...
The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this week. For many years the Halloween gang, characterized by bizarre, scary costumes, and the Christmas gang, recogniza...
Abu Dhabi, UAE - (Genius of Oblivion Mess): A sombre image of Sarah Josepha Hale's ghost has appeared in an ominous dark cloud over Abu Dhabi today. The American poet, author and editor is widely accredited with the official timing of Thanksgivin...
Animal rights activists have staged a rally protesting the slaughter of an estimated 5.35 million defenseless turkeys during this holiday season. The protesters gathered outside a turkey farm in upstate N.Y. to further make their point. "We've ban...
With the Holidays almost upon us, our doors are likely to be darkened again by the arrival of an annual housewarming gift, the baked brick that promises edibility but invokes a gag reflex, the one item that when received, forces you into a feigned sm...
An Alabama couple have been accused of getting so carried away with grabbing Black Friday deals that authorities said they left their kids alone in a shopping cart. Bluford County Sheriff Gaines Pepper told ALAB Radio in Broadbeam, Alabama, that...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - It was a black Thursday when the Macey's Thanksgiving Day Parade had to be rerouted down Broadway after a catastrophic balloon failure in Times Square wreaked havoc on the festivities. Parade newcomer "Jacob Black," an 8...
Thanksgiving Day in the US is normally a time for forgiving and forgetting and Obama, shining beacon of forgiveness that he is, has pardoned Turkey! This news spread round the world like wildfire and Istanbul reacted swiftly to the news. Turkey...
What was supposed to be a day of rest and relaxation, football and family, turned ugly in New York as hospital emergency rooms were overrun with patients suffering a host of serious injuries. "It's been ugly here", says E.R. Doctor Howie Stitchi...
Inspired by the satirical mastery from personal Spoof heroes like Jesus Buddha (Son of Mohammed Shiva), Monkey Woods, QM, J-Man and the ever enticing Madame Bitters, the little known singer/songwriter transplanted from Motown to the Cheese State has released a smash hit just in time for the holiday season. A tribute to the Beatles in song, with updated lyrics to fill the mind's eye and nostrils...
Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints from parents inside...
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