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Funny story: Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey, Bo Hodgkiss Pardons Thanksgiving Ham

Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey, Bo Hodgkiss Pardons Thanksgiving Ham

President Obama pardoned the White house turkey today in a traditional ceremony held on the east lawn. The President was joined by his daughters Sasha and Malia. The turkey named Apple and his understudy Cider were both brought in from Foster Farms,...

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Funny story: America Gives Thanks

America Gives Thanks

Today is Thanksgivings Day, to Americans it's a day of celebration, family and friends. It is the day a starving group of pilgrims, fleeing from religious persecution, were helped by a group of friendly Native Americans. The Indians helped the settle...

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Funny story: Turkey Hot Dogs Replace Traditional Turkey at Many American Tables

Turkey Hot Dogs Replace Traditional Turkey at Many American Tables

The downturn in the nation's economy has many American families cutting corners, especially when it comes to buying food for their families. Thanksgiving favorites for some families this year will be missing from the festive tables and replaced by mo...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Wiped Out By Halloween And Christmas Cartels

Thanksgiving Wiped Out By Halloween And Christmas Cartels

The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this week. For many years the Halloween gang, characterized by bizarre, scary costumes, and the Christmas gang, recogniza...

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Funny story: Deathly Thanksgiving omen for Queen's UAE visit

Deathly Thanksgiving omen for Queen's UAE visit

Abu Dhabi, UAE - (Genius of Oblivion Mess): A sombre image of Sarah Josepha Hale's ghost has appeared in an ominous dark cloud over Abu Dhabi today. The American poet, author and editor is widely accredited with the official timing of Thanksgivin...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Object To Useless Turkey Slaughter During Thanksgiving

Animal Rights Activists Object To Useless Turkey Slaughter During Thanksgiving

Animal rights activists have staged a rally protesting the slaughter of an estimated 5.35 million defenseless turkeys during this holiday season. The protesters gathered outside a turkey farm in upstate N.Y. to further make their point. "We've ban...

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Funny story: Repurposing the Dreaded Holiday Fruitcake

Repurposing the Dreaded Holiday Fruitcake

With the Holidays almost upon us, our doors are likely to be darkened again by the arrival of an annual housewarming gift, the baked brick that promises edibility but invokes a gag reflex, the one item that when received, forces you into a feigned sm...

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Funny story: Shopping Couple Leave Kids Alone In Shopping Cart For Two Hours

Shopping Couple Leave Kids Alone In Shopping Cart For Two Hours

An Alabama couple have been accused of getting so carried away with grabbing Black Friday deals that authorities said they left their kids alone in a shopping cart. Bluford County Sheriff Gaines Pepper told ALAB Radio in Broadbeam, Alabama, that...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Balloon Attack Prompts Thanksgiving Day Parade Reroute

Taylor Lautner Balloon Attack Prompts Thanksgiving Day Parade Reroute

NEW YORK CITY, New York - It was a black Thursday when the Macey's Thanksgiving Day Parade had to be rerouted down Broadway after a catastrophic balloon failure in Times Square wreaked havoc on the festivities. Parade newcomer "Jacob Black," an 8...

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Funny story: Obama pardons Turkey on Thanksgiving Day!

Obama pardons Turkey on Thanksgiving Day!

Thanksgiving Day in the US is normally a time for forgiving and forgetting and Obama, shining beacon of forgiveness that he is, has pardoned Turkey! This news spread round the world like wildfire and Istanbul reacted swiftly to the news. Turkey...

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Funny story: New York Emergency Rooms Overwhelmed at Thanksgiving

New York Emergency Rooms Overwhelmed at Thanksgiving

What was supposed to be a day of rest and relaxation, football and family, turned ugly in New York as hospital emergency rooms were overrun with patients suffering a host of serious injuries. "It's been ugly here", says E.R. Doctor Howie Stitchi...

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Funny story: Spoof Songwriter Releases Holiday Tune

Spoof Songwriter Releases Holiday Tune

Inspired by the satirical mastery from personal Spoof heroes like Jesus Buddha (Son of Mohammed Shiva), Monkey Woods, QM, J-Man and the ever enticing Madame Bitters, the little known singer/songwriter transplanted from Motown to the Cheese State has released a smash hit just in time for the holiday season. A tribute to the Beatles in song, with updated lyrics to fill the mind's eye and nostrils...

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Funny story: Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin Responds to Turkey Slaughter Interview

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin Responds to Turkey Slaughter Interview

Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints from parents inside...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Day UFO mothership omen over Buckingham Palace

Thanksgiving Day UFO mothership omen over Buckingham Palace

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Puppet Monarch had a major psychotic episode again today, ranting to her official Queen's Busy Body of the Ye Omen of the Guard about 'a vile UFO' that was 'sending her telepathetic (sic) death threats' through...

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Funny story: Awesome Thanksgiving Day astrology!

Awesome Thanksgiving Day astrology!

Roosevelt Island, New York - (Cosmic Mess): The most awesome astrological event of the 21st century is set to take place on Thanksgiving Day this week according to skywatchers bivouacked at a top secret UN hideaway on the north-western tip of Rooseve...

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Funny story: Turkey Pardons President Bush

Turkey Pardons President Bush

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- A turkey pardoned President Bush today in a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House, in Washington. Presidents since Truman have pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey yearly in this decades-old White House traditio...

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Funny story: African Villagers Injured by Falling Turkeys

African Villagers Injured by Falling Turkeys

In a further attempt to impose a bit of Americana into the lives of third world countries, The U.S. based Christian Coalition funded a "Thanksgiving Relief Effort" designed to bring the American November feast to three countries in Central Africa. T...

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