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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...

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Funny story: Palin wanted honor for Kennedy

Palin wanted honor for Kennedy

Roadkill, Alaska - Governor Sarah Palin has confirmed reports that the proposed Alaskan 'bridge to nowhere' was to be named the 'Chappaquiddick' in honor of Senator Ted Kennedy. Other names considered for the Gravina Island Bridge included: 'The...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Awaits Face Transplant From Edward Kennedy

Michael Jackson Awaits Face Transplant From Edward Kennedy

Chappaquiddick MA-- Former pop star Michael Jackson checked into the Chappaquiddick Hospital last week in preparation for a face transplant. Blue-fly maggots consumed most of his facial flesh after his recent acquittal on child molestation charges.

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Funny story: Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Barack Obama took a private jet to North Carolina late last night after declaring that he had clinched the Democratic nomination. With the presidential primaries essentially out of the way, Obama hurried to the bedside of Ted Kennedy. Kennedy has bee...

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Funny story: Good News: Kennedy's Brain has some bits left

Good News: Kennedy's Brain has some bits left

Senator Edward M. Kennedy successfully underwent exploratory brain surgery yesterday at the Mad Science Brain Center in the Magic Kingdom at Florida's Disney World.

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Funny story: Kennedy Surgery Generates Good News and Bad News

Kennedy Surgery Generates Good News and Bad News

Duke University, North Carolina (IPP) - Ted Kennedy was all excited about the prospects of having brain surgery performed on him.

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Funny story: Clintons Console Teddy: At least you weren't assassinated like you know who too!

Clintons Console Teddy: At least you weren't assassinated like you know who too!

Sources close to the Newly tumored Massachusetts Senator Kennedy say that a get well card arrived at the Hyannis port mansion from Bill and Hillary. The card was apparently one of those gag gifts meant to cheer up a person dying from brain cancer.

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Funny story: "Somebody should have curbed the Kennedy mythology" says ex-CIA official

"Somebody should have curbed the Kennedy mythology" says ex-CIA official

Langley, Virginia - (AssoCIAted Mess & Reuterus): A former senior official at the President George Herbert Bush Center For Intelligence (sic) said today that someone should have stopped the Kennedy family from relentless self reinvention after Ted Ke...

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Funny story: Ted's Tumor Told Him Obamor!

Ted's Tumor Told Him Obamor!

Oncologists will tell you that brain cancer can influence the thoughts and voices heard by tumor sufferers. When it was discovered that Ted Kennedy had a brain tumor, political experts searched the medical archives for evidence to explain the filthy...

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Funny story: Liberalism causes brain cancer

Liberalism causes brain cancer

A study performed at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed today that liberalism causes seizures, brain tumors, and cancer. This study will go hand-in-hand with Ted Kennedy's recent health problems and is currently suspected to be the main cau...

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Funny story: Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

US Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy has been discovered to be an imposter after being hospitalized, stunned doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital told reporters.

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Funny story: Brain Tumor Informs Friends He Has A Ted Kennedy

Brain Tumor Informs Friends He Has A Ted Kennedy

THE BRAIN - A brain tumor in the left hemisphere announced today that according to doctors he has a malignant Ted Kennedy and was expected to be rid of it in at least three months.

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Funny story: Scared Superdelegates Switch to Clinton After Kennedy "Stroke"

Scared Superdelegates Switch to Clinton After Kennedy "Stroke"

New Yawk, NY-- The recent illness of Obama superdelegate Teddie Kennedy has many other Obama supporters looking behind their backs and checking their health insurance policies. Many superdelegates are now supporting Hillary Clinton after a weekend fi...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy writes book on Chappaquiddick

Ted Kennedy writes book on Chappaquiddick

Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy wrote a fictitious version of what may have happened at Chappaquiddick on July 19, 1969.

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Funny story: Behind all that plastic surgery he's still the top JFK asssassin accomplice suspect

Behind all that plastic surgery he's still the top JFK asssassin accomplice suspect

Cape Cod - (Fishy Business Mess): Senator Ted Kennedy was rushed into intensive care last night following the discovery of a giant fissure in his 22 November 1963 alibi.

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Funny story: Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Ted Kennedy was airlifted to a Boston hospital after what could possibly have been a stroke (or another bump on the head after being falling down drunk again). While being treated by a trauma team in the emergency room, the Massachusetts Senator was...

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy shot by sniper while ordering breakfast

Sen. Ted Kennedy shot by sniper while ordering breakfast

Sen. Edward Kennedy was rushed to a hospital in Cape Code, Massachusetts this morning with an apparent gunshot wound, his office confirmed.

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