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Funny story: Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!

Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!

A story going around Nashville, Tennessee is that the popular singer Taylor Swift has informed her pastor all her concerns about her boobs being too small. A source told us that Swift has been self-conscious about her small boobs so she decided to...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Decks Robert Pattinson!

Taylor Lautner Decks Robert Pattinson!

A smoldering argument between Taylor Lautner came to a head yesterday when Robert Pattinson gave Taylor Lautner a chest bump and got decked for his trouble! (See 'Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies') What has happened to...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner & Taylor Swift Had Planned To Elope!

Taylor Lautner & Taylor Swift Had Planned To Elope!

It has just been released in an interview with Taylor Swift that she and actor Taylor Lautner had planned to elope early this year but changed their minds at the last minute. Taylor was being interviewed for a TV Special and she let the secret out...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies

Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies

Robert Pattinson apparently called up Kristen this past weekend and they began talking about their future together and all the great things they would enjoy together as man and wife. However, Taylor Launtner is visiting Pattinson as they are discu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Cast Of Twilight Call A Truce From Practical Jokes

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Cast Of Twilight Call A Truce From Practical Jokes

Apparently the cast of the Twilight movies have called a truce to all the joking and horsing around as they allowed reporters in this morning to announce that fact. "Robert Pattinson does not have a house being built in the image of Vlad (Dracula)...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner's Family Jewells Grabbed By Unknown Teenage Girl

Taylor Lautner's Family Jewells Grabbed By Unknown Teenage Girl

Star of the Twilight movies, Taylor Lautner had several witnesses with him that agree that an unknown teenage girl had grabbed him by the goodies and squeezed them before coming up out of the water in a hotel pool Tuesday afternoon. After several...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Planning Revenge On Robert Pattinson, Adam Lambert

Taylor Lautner Planning Revenge On Robert Pattinson, Adam Lambert

After taking quite a bit of joking recently for growing a beard and mustache, Robert Pattinson decided he would get back at Taylor Lautner and "accidentally" give out the news that Taylor might be gay. "Two can play at that game", stated Pattinson...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Wants Taylor Lautner

Adam Lambert Wants Taylor Lautner

Singer Adam Lambert had a wrestling match with a photographer late last week stating that he had had it with photographers showing up everywhere and trying to ask provoking questions and get him angry. "Yes I did get angry", stated Lambert to the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay

Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay

In a stunner this morning during an interview with Robert Pattinson about the upcoming Twilight movie, Robert Pattinson let slip that he thinks that fellow actor, Taylor Lautner may be gay. After a long question and answer session about the movies...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Writes About Her Life, Loves, Lautner & Lack Of Boobs!

Taylor Swift Writes About Her Life, Loves, Lautner & Lack Of Boobs!

Singer Taylor Swift told reporters yesterday in Nashville, where she is recording her latest album, that all the songs she writes are about her own life, loves and lack of boobs. "In fact, that's the name of my new album, "Life, Love, Lautner &...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Gets Out Restraining Order To Keep Adam Lambert Away!

Taylor Lautner Gets Out Restraining Order To Keep Adam Lambert Away!

After having Adam Lambert pop up at several locations where he usually hangs out, Taylor Lautner has had his attorney go before a judge who has ordered a restraining order to keep Lambert from following Lautner everywhere. "I hated to do it", Laut...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Sued In Court For Ten Million Dollars!

Taylor Swift Sued In Court For Ten Million Dollars!

Singer Taylor Swift is in a five-year-long battle with a former manager who says he helped her get her start and when she got her break, he was left with nothing. Dan Dymtrow has been after the singer and her company for years and says it was time...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Carrying A Torch For Taylor Lautner

Adam Lambert Carrying A Torch For Taylor Lautner

The rumor mill has been going strong this morning that singer Adam Lambert has developed a taste for Twilight star, Taylor Lautner. "Oh he's looking alright", stated friend and sometimes partner, Drake LaBry. "I'm glad now that we called off the w...

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Funny story: Anyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?

Anyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?

Now you can not only view photographs of a nude Kim Kardashian, but you can have her in your bedroom or tastefully dressed in the living room. After the release of formerly censored nude pics, adding insult to injury, she is being made into an adu...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Signs For Mozart's Blood?

Taylor Lautner Signs For Mozart's Blood?

The latest big news out of Hollywood is that there will be a movie based on the bestseller, 'Mozart's Blood' and that Taylor Lautner will co-star in it. The book is the latest read and it involves around a 400-year-old Vampire Romance! Lautner, wh...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Challenged By RV Dealer To Push-Up Contest After Lautner's Lawsuit

Taylor Lautner Challenged By RV Dealer To Push-Up Contest After Lautner's Lawsuit

Brent McMahan, the owner of an RV dealership in Irvine, California sued by Taylor Lautner over a customized vehicle, challenged the "Twilight" star Monday to use his muscles instead of his lawyers to resolve the case. "Let's see what you got?", Mc...

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