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Funny story: Boris Johnson loves a cup of corporation taxed Starbucks!

Boris Johnson loves a cup of corporation taxed Starbucks!

The fabulous Lord Mayor of London, circus artist, aristocrat and TV quiz show host, Boris Johnson, has come out of his closet to support Starbucks Coffee in their bid to pay 20 million quid corporation tax! He has requested that the UK public shou...

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Funny story: Democrats Propose New Beauty Tax

Democrats Propose New Beauty Tax

In a move that represents a surprising although logical extension of the current demand by the 99% for a more progressive tax system, the Obama administration has proposed a beauty tax that will be built into the new health care system. In the searc...

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Funny story: H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu...

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Funny story: Government proposal to tax orgasms

Government proposal to tax orgasms

The Government have, this morning, unveiled plans to raise billions of pounds to support the fragile economy. It was widely expected that they were to introduce an increase in VAT, but in a shock, and massively controversial, move, Government spokesp...

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Funny story: White House Declares New National Holiday

White House Declares New National Holiday

President Obama, exercising his new mandate, declared a new national holiday honoring his election to a second term in a press release titled Up Yours! The President kicked off the new day of reflection and celebration in Washington by continuing hi...

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Funny story: The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race

The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race

Washington, DC -- In an historic first, the Devil has declined to throw his support behind either candidate for US President, declaring that both contenders "are hell-bent on creating chaos without any help from me." "That makes it impossible to c...

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Funny story: Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales

Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales

The Office of Square Trading, the government body overseeing the sale of all rectangular shapes, has been investigating the illegal sale of squares. "There is a massive black-market trade in squares, oblongs and rectangles," said Rex Tangle, chair...

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Funny story: Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has faced pressure from Democrats to make public his federal tax returns from the past ten years, finally revealed that the reason for his refusal to release any returns from prior to 2010 is that he n...

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Funny story: Ann Romney to Tax Return Doubters: "Promise Not to Attack Us and Give Us Immunity and We Will Release the Stuff That Mitt Says 'No One Can Ever See' "

Ann Romney to Tax Return Doubters: "Promise Not to Attack Us and Give Us Immunity and We Will Release the Stuff That Mitt Says 'No One Can Ever See' "

Over brunch today with Katie Couric, Ann Romney assured tax return skeptics "there is absolutely mostly nothing of interest most years" in Mitt's tax returns. I say 'Mitt's returns' because we always file separately. Mitt says every good husband files separately for the wives' protection," Ann told Couric. "Other than lines 38 and 44 of most years' 1040 forms and the interest and dividends sche...

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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Greek Philosophy, Tax and Haemorrhoids

Quentin Kelp MP - Greek Philosophy, Tax and Haemorrhoids

Dear Constituents I have had such a hectic week and am now well behind with my newsletters. You might have thought I had already forgotten about you what with the summer recess and the sun shining but this is far from the truth. The sun will continue to shine ever brightly through my regular Newsletter. I'm off to Greece in a week or so, on a fact-finding visit. It's also so that I can...

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Funny story: Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.  The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...

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Funny story: Prohibition Returns to New York State

Prohibition Returns to New York State

Albany NY: The US Supreme Court has ruled that the Interstate Commerce Clause of the US Constitution cannot be used to justify Congress controlling the American people's purchasing of health insurance. However, the justices also ruled the US Congress...

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Funny story: UN Spokesperson Emperor Wang from Planet Porno Threatens Member Nations with Sex Ray

UN Spokesperson Emperor Wang from Planet Porno Threatens Member Nations with Sex Ray

Prompting warnings of a "global governance" thrust, the United Nations spokesperson, Emperor Wang from Planet Porno, released a report Thursday proposing mechanisms including a global vibrator tax, lubrication transaction tax and an "Porn Actor's ta...

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Funny story: New songs, Lyrics, Musicals and Tv shows for Gary Barlow

New songs, Lyrics, Musicals and Tv shows for Gary Barlow

* I want your tax I want your tax, I want your tax for good * The taX Factor * Take That and Party - with our tax * A Million Tax Saved * Could It Be Magic, or Just Immoral * Everything Changes - but my tax code * Tax Doesn't Have To Be Taxing - The Musical - with Moria Stewart * How Deep Is Your Pocket * Gary Barlow: Live at Her Majesty's Pleasure * Gary Barlow Gre...

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Funny story: 8 To 10 New TV Show Ideas for Jimmy Carr

8 To 10 New TV Show Ideas for Jimmy Carr

* 1.5% out of 100 Tax * 100 Best Tax Avoidance Plans Countdown * The Secret Millionaire Tax Avoider * Embarrassing Bodies: Jimmy in front of the news camera's the day he was exposed as a tax avoider. * Tax Deal or No Deal - with Jimmy Carr * Imagine - paying your tax bill, with Alan Yentob * Supersize v Superskinny - Jimmy Carr's Tax Bill * Top Gear - Jimmy Carr in a very expe...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Tax Returns Made Public

Mitt Romney Tax Returns Made Public

While attempting to prevent the general public and investigative reporters from viewing the Romney tax returns, (before the Presidential election) Mr. Romney successfully asked for and received a six-month extension. Hoping to keep the documents unde...

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Funny story: Tax Helpline Cures Local Man's Insomnia

Tax Helpline Cures Local Man's Insomnia

A local man was full of praise for HM Revenue & Customs today after using their Self Assessment helpline. He claimed that trying to sort out an issue with the Cardiff-based tax office led to him enjoying the "best sleep I've had in months."...

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