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Funny story: The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence. An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says That She and Noted Paparazzi Photographer Rico Chorizo Are Just Friends

Sandra Bullock Says That She and Noted Paparazzi Photographer Rico Chorizo Are Just Friends

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, 48, recently stated to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she would love to find a nice, caring, devoted man and settle down with him in her luxuriously exquisite $2.7 million New Orleans mansion Château Creol...

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Funny story: Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

Utah Says Anyone Caught Exhibiting A Tramp Stamp Will Be Fined

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Sixty-two percent of the citizens of Utah are Mormons. According to a recent survey taken by The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company, 61.9 percent of those individuals are extremely dedicated to their religion. Mormons...

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Funny story: Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room

Kat Von D's Body Has Finally Run Out of Tattoo Room

REDONDO BEACH - Kat Von D who was at one time supposed to have married fellow tattoo enthusiast Jesse James has revealed what many knew was coming sooner or later. Miss Von D told Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle that she has flat ru...

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Funny story: 'Ain't No Tramp Stamp!' as YouBoob! Channel publishes Angelina Jolie reconstructive nipple tattoo vid

'Ain't No Tramp Stamp!' as YouBoob! Channel publishes Angelina Jolie reconstructive nipple tattoo vid

New York - "Looks like Braille for Suck It 'N' See!" the Hollywood actress chuckled about the new nipple areolas tattooed on her post-mastectomy reconstructed breasts as footage of the new boobs went viral on the net. Jolie, 69, had just opened up...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Tape of Her and Jesse James

Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Tape of Her and Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the most vulgar women on television, Chelsea Handler has denied the existence of a sex tape in which she is the female participant and Jesse James is the male participant. The 38-year-old talk show host told Bedroom Pillow...

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Funny story: Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

VENICE BEACH - It appears that Rob Kardashian is starting to get more newspaper and Internet space than his famous sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Rob was recently arrested by Venice Beach Police after he got into a dispute with noted tattoo ar...

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Funny story: Jesse James Takes Wife #4

Jesse James Takes Wife #4

LOS ANGELES - The man known as "Messy" Jesse James has just gotten married for the fourth time. And the lucky or perhaps unlucky new bride is 35-year-old drag racer Alexis "Tattoos" Dejoria, who just happens to be the daughter of a billionaire, hm...

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Funny story: Airport-style security scanners will search Cardinals for pagan implants, satanic tattoos etc

Airport-style security scanners will search Cardinals for pagan implants, satanic tattoos etc

Rome - A light frisking under the cassock was all that was needed in 2005 when the church's princes lined up their credentials to elect a new Pope under Olden Day rules. On Tuesday the Vatican's new get-tough policy on wackos and weirdos kicks int...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Spotted Out and About With Dennis Rodman

Kristen Stewart Spotted Out and About With Dennis Rodman

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart was seen walking hand in hand with former NBA Bad Boy, Dennis "The Menace" Rodman. The two were spotted going into Needleman's Tattoo Parlor which is owned and operated by the w...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

LONDON - Justin Bieber says that he has just received the best birthday present that he has ever gotten and her name is Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke. The British Tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reports that the two celebrated Bieber's 19th birthday at the...

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Funny story: Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

Missouri Bans Facial Tattoos

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - The state known as The Show Me State has just voted to ban the practice of facial tattoos. State Senator Dominic Crackerwine [R-Joplin] stated that the state senate vote was 23-11 in favor of doing away with the facial i...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

Kat Von D Gets Engaged!

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D is floating on Cloud 9. She has just announced that her on-again, off-again boyfriend Joel Zimmerman AKA Deadmau5, a local L.A. disc jockey, has asked her to be his pe...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie is nowhere near being in Kat Von D's tattoo league but she is no slouch when it comes to ink markings. Jolie, who boasts that she has tattoos throughout her sensuously sexy body in three different languages, recently...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

Kat Von D Gets Seven Jesse James Tattoos Removed

SAN FRANCISCO - Kat Von D, who is one of the most tattooed women in America, has just had seven of the ink markings removed. Von D, who dumped her fiancé "Messy" Jesse James after she found out he had been unfaithful with 20 different women, said...

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Funny story: Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus. It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's so...

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