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Funny story: Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

An Al Queda influenced jihadist squirrel attempted to create maximum havoc at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks recently. Successfully penetrating the high security at an electrical substation, the fanatical rodent managed to blow out the campuse...

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Funny story: Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

And now for something completely different... Terry Jones - former member of the Monty Python comedy team who has since swapped the Ministry of Silly Walks and the Ministry of Arguments for the Ministry of God - is now facing retaliatory action fr...

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Funny story: Pakistan to be renamed "Taliban Ocean" - but don't eat the fish

Pakistan to be renamed "Taliban Ocean" - but don't eat the fish

The United Nations has accepted a recommendation from the Scientific Committee on Oceanic Research that Pakistan should be reclassified as an inland sea and given the name the Taliban Ocean. It is hoped that one of the largest natural disasters in...

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Funny story: Taliban to undergo 'rebranding' to improve image.

Taliban to undergo 'rebranding' to improve image.

The Taliban movement in Afghanistan have been receiving a lot of negative press in recent months, culminating in the cover of Time magazine displaying a disturbing image of a young Aghan woman, Aisha, who was allegedly disfigured at the hands of the...

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Funny story: Taliban attack on David Cameron prompts urgent security review

Taliban attack on David Cameron prompts urgent security review

It has emerged that the Taliban came within a tribesman's whisker hair of shooting down the British Prime Minister's helicopter during David Cameron's recent visit to Afghanistan. The news has sent shockwaves through Whitehall and a review of the...

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Funny story: Pakistan Flood - Taleban Score Another Spectacular Own Goal

Pakistan Flood - Taleban Score Another Spectacular Own Goal

The Taleban scored yet another spectacular own goal in their quest for global domination this week when they threatened to kill foreign aid workers attempting to bring relief to victims of the Pakistan floods. Islamic fundamentalists continally le...

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Funny story: NATO troops surround Taleban sheltering in Conservative Party Central Orifice

NATO troops surround Taleban sheltering in Conservative Party Central Orifice

London - (Tory Bora Mess): The renegades were reported tonight as completely surrounded by an elite NATO crack team whose orders are to squeeze them out of the pockets of the Russian mafia. Operation Tory She's Adder-Few sees troops from the Ulti...

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Funny story: Homeland Security to Nation: Anybody Seen Our Missing Afghans...the Ones with Guns?

Homeland Security to Nation: Anybody Seen Our Missing Afghans...the Ones with Guns?

Homeland Security Chief Janet Napilatano dropped a bombshell on Americans today when she let it slip she had just noticed that 17 Afghans in the US for weapons training, and issued Security Passes, seem to have gone missing. But only in the last two...

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Funny story: Taliban to be collected with giant 'fly-paper'

Taliban to be collected with giant 'fly-paper'

Scientists have developed a material that sticks only to Taliban head-dress, heroin and kalashnikovs - whilst being inert to women, allied soldiers and buildings. They hope an enormous sheet coated with this compound, can be lowered over Afghanis...

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Funny story: Taliban Attacks NATO-Held Defecation Pond

Taliban Attacks NATO-Held Defecation Pond

Last night insurgents using heavy rocket fire and AK-47s, launched a massive ground assault directed at what NATO troops refer to as, "the giant shit pond" located at Kandahar Air Field in Southern Afghanistan. Lance Corporal Lawrence Shannon...

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Funny story: Taliban Retracts Claim to Times Square Bomb

Taliban Retracts Claim to Times Square Bomb

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN - Taliban leadership now retract a claim of credit for a plot using an SUV packed with explosive materials to kill Americans in Times Square, New York City. The "correction" to the initial Taliban press release came several hours after pictures of bombing suspect Faisal Shahzad became public. A translation of the Internet video released by the Taliban follows (edited for b...

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Funny story: American Forces Fight Taliban with iPad

American Forces Fight Taliban with iPad

Kabul - As Operation Moshtarak continues so the usefulness of iPhones has already been revealed. Soldiers fighting against deadly insurgents can not only relax with a game of guitar hero, check facebook and organise a dinner party in Lewisham at a lo...

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Funny story: Taliban number 5 captured in Stanistan

Taliban number 5 captured in Stanistan

The Taliban's number 5, Ahmed Mohammed-al-Ahmed, has been captured in the city of Lahussy in Stanistan. The capture is a coup for the Stanistani government, who have not always been seen as fully effective in their cooperation with NATO forces who ar...

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Funny story: Taliban Insurgents Display Typical Bravery

Taliban Insurgents Display Typical Bravery

Reports from the recently launched NATO offensive in Afghanistan are that Taliban and insurgent forces have been showing off their bravery and courage by biding behind innocent civilians. Using innocent humans as shields is a long standing traditi...

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Funny story: Taliban Send SOS to The BNP

Taliban Send SOS to The BNP

The Taliban have been sending fax messages, emails and making phone calls to Nick Griffin of the BNP asking for help to get rid of all the immigrants that have invaded Afghanistan because the hills are alive with the sound of gunfire. Nick Griffin...

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Funny story: BBC Spring Watch - "UK Taliban Offensive Waste of Time and Tax Payers Money!"

BBC Spring Watch - "UK Taliban Offensive Waste of Time and Tax Payers Money!"

Key BBC Spring Watch presenter Simon King has deemed this week's UK assault on the Taliban as "a complete waste of time and tax payers money, any sane person knows that the Taliban fly south to warmer climes to breed in Pakistan during the winter mon...

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Funny story: Al Quada and The Taliban sue under the Freedom of Information Act (FoIA)

Al Quada and The Taliban sue under the Freedom of Information Act (FoIA)

ACLU spokesman Donna McKay, Director of Institutional Advancement and Special Projects announced today that they have recently accepted a joint Al Quada-Taliban request to file suit against the United States Department of Defense on their behalf und...

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