WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town. Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...
Local tramp and wino Solomon McGeachy today paid a surprise visit to British personnel stationed at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan. Arriving in secret and in the middle of the night, Solomon flew into the country on a morale boosting visit. The be...
Colin Salmon, an actor (we believe, were sorry we've done little to no fact checking on this one), who is appearing on Strictly Come Dancing has said training for the show is harder than "being in the Marines". Back and to the Left news was alway...
British defence secretary Philip Hammond has said there will be no change in the current Afghanistan military strategy. Back and to the Left news finds this a little strange as when we do something wrong multiple times we change our tactics. The difference is if we do something wrong it doesn't cost the arms, legs and lives of people. "Our tactics in Afghanistan are spot on and I defy anybo...
David Cameron has surprised and excited Barack Obama with his latest hit 'I'm Someone Special', currently running at 598 in the latest pop charts. This at the outset of a visit that will change the world from the terrible mess it has become to a...
The shocking video of US soldiers peeing on the corpses of their Taliban enemies is a fix! The GI's admit to having a pee, but it was just a wee pee and not a "proper wee wee". At the time of the video being filmed they had had nothing to drink f...
NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg is pretty upset at a text message that he has just received from Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president has informed the mayor that the Federal Historical Department, which is headed by Biden, has just voted 4...
The makers of breast implants said to be causing concern amongst users because it is alleged they leak silicone, now have a totally new headache to contend with in the form of cuddly terrorist organisation the Taliban. Speaking from a cave outside...
FIFA president Sepp Blatter has been credited with solving the long-running Stephen Lawrence murder case after a gang of white racists agreed to shake hands with the parents of Stephen Lawrence. "I don't know why we didn't think of this sooner," s...
LOS ANGELES - A spokesman representing Lions Face Films has informed the motion picture industry that production on The Amazing Secrets of The Taliban movie has been cancelled. Cleveland Clackerwitz a high ranking executive with Lions Face informe...
In a massive retaliation to the US government withholding $800m in military aid to Pakistan, NYC cabdrivers staged a noon day walkout leaving the city snarled in a massive traffic jam. The increased traffic threatened to shut down Wall Street and cau...
London- Although we're pretty sure he had never been to Paddington Station, "public enemy number one", Osama Bin Laden, seemed to have a lot in common with Britain's number one bear, Paddington Brown, a just released report on the Taliban leader's de...
The CIA is mum on a new secret operation designed to take the Taliban out once and for all. The concept of Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" is based on this country's own experience with realistic computer games. "It is mainly aimed at the male soldiers wh...
Recent reports into the effects of using a mobile phone on the brain were welcomed throughout the world community yesterday. Although slow to admit it, most major mobile phone giants have accepted there is a risk of brain dysfunction over middle...
KABUL & BAGDAD - Al-Qaeda, the terrorist people, have announced that they will not attack the US, UK or Europe at any time in the future. "We now realise that there is more to life," said Bin-Laden, "We say we fighting for our Afghan brothers...
The Taliban has announced that it will take "a couple of days off" near the end of December. Habib Al Roofi, the local spokesman for the "Hairy Ones", local Chapter of the Taliban, told our reporter on Tuesday that the days off are a "personal and...
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