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Funny story: West Lothian put on full alert!

West Lothian put on full alert!

West Lothian has been put on full alert, after the Fanatics Tracking Bureau issued a Category 5 loonicane warning for the area. The loonicane, made up of hundreds of Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, is expected to hit the area in e...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth, Susan Boyle and Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva to go on shopping spree for wedding frocks

Queen Elizabeth, Susan Boyle and Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva to go on shopping spree for wedding frocks

Lady Godiva, Spoof Writer, has been invited to go on a shopping spree with Queen Elizabeth and Susan Boyle this month. Queen Elizabeth, an avid reader of the Spoof, and a special fan of the 'female' Spoof writers, heard that Lady G's eldest daught...

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Funny story: Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

As if losing his third Grand Slam Final without picking up a set wasn't enough, tennis live wire Andy Murray was today double faulted with the horrific news that X-Factor favourite and all round voice of the people Susan Boyle is his biological moth...

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Funny story: Just a wee chat from a Spoof Writer who is also a Susan Boyle fan but knows nowt about Justin Beiber, Missie Cyrus and the rest of the so called 'celebrities'

Just a wee chat from a Spoof Writer who is also a Susan Boyle fan but knows nowt about Justin Beiber, Missie Cyrus and the rest of the so called 'celebrities'

Yes, I am not ashamed to admit that I am a Susan Boyle fan. NOT a fanatic..but a fan. It may sound so very strange to some readers - but Susan Boyle is the woman who brought me to the pages of The Spoof and, to Susan Boyle I will remain eternally greatful. She will probably never ever know this fact...but that's ok. Susan Boyle doesn't have enough time in her life to understand the impa...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle has been invited to Canada by Spoof Writer Lady Godiva

Susan Boyle has been invited to Canada by Spoof Writer Lady Godiva

Lady Godiva has been a great fan of Susan Boyle ever since a friend emailed her he audition tape from the BGT auditions. Lady G. does not watch reality shows but was so blown away, as were thousands, if not millions, of others by Susan's remarkabl...

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Funny story: You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

You are never too old to learn something new. Having heard and read the news of male sports announcers ridiculing a female referee's assistant - hinting at the fact that she should learn 'the offside rule', Susan Boyle was extremely upset and decided to do something about it. "Och! A was reet mad when A heard about those chappies meckking fun o' the wee lassie. She go' the 'call' right! Who...

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Funny story: Fanatics overthrow SuBo's management team!

Fanatics overthrow SuBo's management team!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they have overthrown her management team, and will be taking over all management responsibilities effective immediately. "Well, it is clear that we, Susan's fans, are the ones who know what is best for her. It doesn't matter to us that her team are highly respected, well experienced music industry professionals, and we're...

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Funny story: Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Oprah has approached Susan Boyle to join her new production company. She has offered Susan her own chat show which will be filmed in Britain and Susan will be allowed to choose her own guests. Susan is said to be delighted at the prospect of being...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle gets new pussy

Susan Boyle gets new pussy

Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a livlier, younger pussy for herself. As some of the Subo fanatics were ca...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers planning street parties to celebrate Royal Wedding

Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers planning street parties to celebrate Royal Wedding

Residents of Newby Village, Isle of Wight, are mid-way through planning street parties to celebrate the Royal Wedding. They propose to organize four large parties for residents,which will take place on Main Street I, Main Street II, Main Street II...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics plan birthday surprise!

SuBo fanatics plan birthday surprise!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are today making plans for their SuBo 50th birthday surprise. It is expected that around 500 fanatics (mostly American - well OK, ALL American!) will descend on SuBo's hometown of Blackburn on her b...

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Funny story: Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

A new group of Justin Bieber fans have been 'discovered'. These are 50+ yr. old American women, wearing red scarves and 'We Love Susan' buttons. Recently released from The Priory Clinic in London England, these women returned home to find their g...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics gatecrash house warming party!

SuBo fanatics gatecrash house warming party!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are today boasting about their plans to gatecrash SuBo's house warming party this coming weekend. The party, at SuBo's new Blackburn home, is for family, friends, and selected celebrities only, but the...

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Funny story: Pleased to meet you, hope you get my name

Pleased to meet you, hope you get my name

Sir Fred Goodwin, aka, Fred the Shred, is reported to have joined a large group of Susan Boyle Fans in an advisory capacity. As the former boss of a Scottish bank, Sir Fred had an immediate connection with the Susan loving group who identify anyth...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics go in to politics!

SuBo fanatics go in to politics!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced the formation of their new political party, The Lemonade Party. "We were going to join The Tea Party, but they're far too liberal for our liking," said party chairperson Ms. V. V...

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Funny story: Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Liverpool FC is in turmoil yet again. The greatest club in the world, bar none, has said ta ra to another manager. Inevitable, I suppose, when no one except Shankly will satisfy the Kop. Not Shankly, but as Scottish as Shankly, King Kenny Dalglish...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan replacing TV Veteran Larry King - first inteviewee -Oprah- Susan Boyle is 'busy'

Piers Morgan replacing TV Veteran Larry King - first inteviewee -Oprah- Susan Boyle is 'busy'

Piers Morgan is said to be extremely excited about his new job, replacing icon Larry King, who's stepping down after 25 years at the helm. When interviewed recently he admitted to one disappointment as he begins his new career, "I AM obviously...

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