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Funny story: Student tuition fee protest breaks into Conservative HQ

Student tuition fee protest breaks into Conservative HQ

Disenfranchised students, and a number of Anarchists, today wrecked the Conservative Headquarters at 30 Millbank in London. The promise of soaring tuition fees caused the Student's Union to organise the protest. However, several hundred would-be p...

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Funny story: Students threaten to join national "strike"

Students threaten to join national "strike"

In protest at the UK government's recent cuts, student unions throughout the country are preparing themselves for a nationally organised strike. Lecturers are dreading having to talk to reduced audiences, and student tutors are weeping over their...

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Funny story: French Students Maintain Protest

French Students Maintain Protest

Students have been taking to the streets in French cities to continue the protest at the Government's pension plans. Older strikers, however, have been returning to work as several key strikes have ended. But there are reasons to believe that t...

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Funny story: College student wishes morning classes didn't start so early

College student wishes morning classes didn't start so early

Madison, WI -- Jim Ringle wishes morning classes didn't start so early. "I am going to UW-Madison for the partying, not the early classes," Ringle said while sitting in his dark dorm room. It is a common cry of college students that like to e...

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Funny story: Son, I'm Not Happy You're Getting Laid Tonight

Son, I'm Not Happy You're Getting Laid Tonight

I'm sure you're surprised to see me here, but are you any more surprised than I am to see you here? What kind of a boy did I raise that he would end up in this house of ill repute on a Saturday night with his roughhousing friends? Haven't I always said they were bad influences on you? Now I have proof positive. And is that alcohol I smell on your breath? As for what I'm dong here, I'm tempted t...

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Funny story: Top 12 Back To School Movies Selected By Students

Top 12 Back To School Movies Selected By Students

As summer vacation is drawing to a close, school kids have voted the following movies as the top 12 back-to-school movie favorites: 12. The Breast Years Of Our Lives 11. Rebel Without A Mall 10. Ben-Hurry 9. The Algebra Queen (That Doll Ms. Kofax) 8. Grade Runner 7. Gone With The Bell 6. The (Third Trimester) Graduate 5. Any Hall 4. Back To The Furor 3. His Girl Frida...

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Funny story: Free Cocaine for student voters

Free Cocaine for student voters

The Liberal Democratic Party, famous for their liberal attitude towards recreational drugs, are promising "at least" a couple of grams of Bolivian Marching Powder to every student who agrees to vote LibDem on 6th May. Sniff O'Tooter, the party's D...

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Funny story: Victorian Police Announce Plan to Prevent Racist Attacks on Indian Students

Victorian Police Announce Plan to Prevent Racist Attacks on Indian Students

Melbourne (AAP) is a remarkable city for many reasons, but most notable is the unusual behaviour of its criminals. In a city of 3.5 million people, not a single Greek, Italian, Vietnamese, English, German or Anglo-Saxon person has been killed or...

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Funny story: Fans Angry Foreign Student Athletes Just Coming to Campus to Learn

Fans Angry Foreign Student Athletes Just Coming to Campus to Learn

Indianapolis, Indiana- The NCAA is facing criticism from college sports fans that foreign student athletes are coming to American college's primarily to get an education they couldn't afford otherwise. A recent NCAA survey found that most foreign stu...

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Funny story: Effects of Booze on Random Number Generation

Effects of Booze on Random Number Generation

Professor Herman Verbose, of the Gunthar Institute Berlin has been running a quite remarkable experiment that has drawn in students from all over Germany. His post-doctorate students had successfully applied for a grant off the German government t...

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Funny story: Memorial Pisses On Student

Memorial Pisses On Student

There was absolute outrage at Wellingborough Technical College today when pictures of a memorial urinating on one of its students were published on the internet. Vice Principal Brian Flannel said "This is an outrageous attack on one of our finest stu...

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Funny story: Student Parties Have Royal Backing

Student Parties Have Royal Backing

Telling uni students how to party would appear to be on a par with instructing babies how to suckle. But Scottish undergraduates are being told to follow strict criteria when partying, to cause as much annoyance to their neighbours in their town tene...

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Funny story: Professor Warned School About Student But He Looked Too Silly To Be Taken Seriously

Professor Warned School About Student But He Looked Too Silly To Be Taken Seriously

A former professor said he told university administrators six months ago of his concerns about the mental health of a student now accused of stabbing a fellow student right in the chemistry class. She is now recovering from the unexplained attack.

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Funny story: Student Grants To Be Linked To Safety Camera Receipts

Student Grants To Be Linked To Safety Camera Receipts

The spiralling cost of university education has to be brought under control;. In a startling new policy shift, the Liberal Democratic Party leader ........ .......... (Fill in blanks with this week's name) has announced a revolutionary approach to...

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Funny story: Foxy Knoxy Named Cutthroat Exchange Student of the Year

Foxy Knoxy Named Cutthroat Exchange Student of the Year

Amanda Knox dubbed Foxy Knoxy by British tabloids has been named the cut-throat exchange student of the year. Many collegians dream of spending their Junior year abroad. Many hope that European adventure will involve lots of drugs and sex. Some e...

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Funny story: New Training Piece For Psychology Students

New Training Piece For Psychology Students

Students in New South Wales have been piloting a new technique for treating psychological problems after psychologists who were trying to treat a patient decided to use his reluctance and explanations as to why he refused treatment to modify treatmen...

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Funny story: UCAS dropped in favour of new Universities Fair Admissions Policy

UCAS dropped in favour of new Universities Fair Admissions Policy

The Universities Fair Admissions Policy has been unveiled by the Government after two years of consultations. From 2011 the new policy will replace the current UCAS system. Jim Knight, Minister for Education and Skills, announced the new system t...

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