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Funny story: Geneticist Synthetically Recreates Stephen Hawking's DNA

Geneticist Synthetically Recreates Stephen Hawking's DNA

A well-known geneticist has created DNA identical to that of Stephen Hawking, and claims that when injected into specially prepared bacteria cells, the synthetic organism will be capable of building a time machine. Said the scientist, "This is the...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking's Basement Raided, Rare Historic Artifacts Found

Stephen Hawking's Basement Raided, Rare Historic Artifacts Found

Acting on an anonymous tip, British police raided well-known physicist, Stephen Hawking's basement, where it is reported that they found some incredible historical artifacts from various periods in history. Included with the artifacts was an urn whic...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

A cataclysmic feud has begun this week between the biggest force in hip hop and the immovable object of physics. Justin Bieber vs Steven Hawking is a true example of an unstoppable force, meeting an immovable object. It started early this week whe...

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Funny story: NASA Tries to Sign Up Martians for Classes, Martians Resist

NASA Tries to Sign Up Martians for Classes, Martians Resist

After reading Stephen Hawking's comments that aliens may be unfriendly and dangerous, NASA has arranged a series of "Good Neighbor" classes for Martians. Housing, free meals, and cable TV (Sci-Fi channel included) are part of the planned curriculum...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to enter wheelchair race in next London Marathon

Stephen Hawking to enter wheelchair race in next London Marathon

Stephen Hawking was watching the wheelchair race in the London Marathon, on Sunday, and then called for a press conference. Hundreds of reporters turned up at the press conference to hear what Stephen had to say and were surprised at what happened...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking warns of wheelchair stealing Aliens

Stephen Hawking warns of wheelchair stealing Aliens

After years of sarcastically telling us that ET isn't going to come down and shoot us with his ray gun Mr Hawking has done an about face. For years Hawking has told us how the Universe worked and in his spare time has watched science fiction movie...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Condemned to Child Star Hell!

Lindsay Lohan Condemned to Child Star Hell!

Lindsay Lohan became the first casualty of the 'Lost' rip-off film 'The Other Side' when producers sent her to big girl Hollywood time out for the rest of her career. Lindsay is best known for her past Disney days and current ample breasts and wi...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right

Robert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right

Robert Pattinson, believes Stephen Hawking, is right we should not contact Aliens, as the outcome could lead to the destruction of the human race. Hawking speaking with his robotic voice reckons that Aliens coming to earth would be much the same a...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Abducted by Pissed Off Aliens

Stephen Hawking Abducted by Pissed Off Aliens

In a dazzling stream of multi colored lights famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking was abducted from a Star Trek convention by aliens. Costumed to honor the retired science officer of the Enterprise Spock, aka Leonard Nimoy, it was first assumed...

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Funny story: Contacting Liberal Democrats A "Bad Idea" Says Hawking

Contacting Liberal Democrats A "Bad Idea" Says Hawking

Professor Stephen Hawking has warned against attempting to make contact with the Liberal Democrats. The legendary academic understands that finding life in another political party far away may be exciting, but he is concerned that it could end in dis...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Admits "I'm An Alien"

Stephen Hawking Admits "I'm An Alien"

Professor Stephen Hawking has finally admitted what we had all suspected for many years. He is, in fact, an alien from the planet Thaal. He was sent to earth in 1964 on a mission to find intelligent life. Sadly, he believes that his mission has been...

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Funny story: Professor Stephen Hawking's Time Machine friend arrested again

Professor Stephen Hawking's Time Machine friend arrested again

It has been reported today that Professor Stephen Hawking's best friend has been arrested for a crime that hasn't been committed yet. An eye witness said that Draconius was just about to push the button on his time machine that would take him bac...

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Funny story: Time Machine exists but it has problems says Professor Hawkins

Time Machine exists but it has problems says Professor Hawkins

Professor Hawkins has revealed that a time machine has been created by one of his Academic friends, but that it has very serious problems. He has also revealed that his friend has decided to use his time machine to go back in time to prevent the inv...

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Funny story: New X Factor Judge For 2010 Series

New X Factor Judge For 2010 Series

Simon Cowell said that there were going to be big surprises in store for the 2010 series of the X Factor but when he announced that Danii Minogue would be replaced by Stephen Hawking, we were all relieved. We all knew from the moment that she was...

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Funny story: Hawking's Never Ending Theory

Hawking's Never Ending Theory

What is the answer to life the universe and everything? This is the question that Stephen Hawking, theoretical physicist and professor of mathematics at Cambridge for thirty years has been working on for most of his life. Professor Hawking, despit...

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Funny story: Davros To Replace Stephen Hawking.

Davros To Replace Stephen Hawking.

Cambridge University has announced the name of the man who is going to replace Stephen Hawking. Professor Hawking has just retired as Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University. The post was once held by Isaac Newton. Now the post h...

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Funny story: NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

NASA spy Stewart David Nozette grasses up Stephen Hawking as Pentagon hacker McKinnon's father

Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son. The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an...

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