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Funny story: The Yeoperson's Story

The Yeoperson's Story

Stardate: WTF? Yeoman Bitters flipped through a well loved back issue of a publication called Kinky Klingons in the ship's library. The Starship Enterprise's "library" was in actuality a massive collection of porn mags ranging from relitavly tame Star Sluts to vomit inducing 2 Vulcans, 1 Cup. Why am I here? yeoman Bitters wondered for the umpteenth time. She closed the magazine (which sh...

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Funny story: Star Trek - Episode Whatever

Star Trek - Episode Whatever

Captain Buck Kirk, Commander of the Starship Enterprise turns on the Employee Satisfaction Scanner, and focusses on Ensign Skoob, the Enterprise librarian, who isn't half as interesting as some girl with deep cleavage and long legs. Ensign Skoob has his head in his hands, hunched over a desk, thinking to himself: "Shit, I was never a Trekkie. I was brought up to be a pirate, but then the bastar...

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Funny story: Man "Phasered" to Death at Sci-Fi Convention

Man "Phasered" to Death at Sci-Fi Convention

Baltimore, Maryland - A murder investigation began after a young man met his death yesterday at the twice yearly "SciFiAnnualCon" in Baltimore. His bloody body was found in a dumpster outside the conference center. He had been beaten with several rep...

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Funny story: JalapenoMan Vows To Return

JalapenoMan Vows To Return

There's been much concern this weekend over the apparent disappearance of UK Dudley based Spoof writing supremo Monkey Woods, who is believed to have gone off with a 'dirty woman' for a bit of rumpy pumpy, or been admitted to a clinic following an em...

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Funny story: 2009: A Disgrace Odyssey

2009: A Disgrace Odyssey

[Scene:a space ship near the planet Venus] 'Hal, give me the co-ordinates of our destination.' '10:11, W1, 54N' 'Start trajectory course at once.' 'Trajectory initialised.' 'Italics off.' 'Confirmed.' 'Where are we going, Mr Spark?' 'We are going to meet the leader of the Labori, and his assistant reptiles Hazy and Jaki, on the planet Troff.' [Strauss waltz music begins] 'And turn tha...

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Funny story: Star Trek Chapter 6: The Trouble With Turse

Star Trek Chapter 6: The Trouble With Turse

The Voyage of the Starship Enterprise Chapter Six: The Trouble With Turse Stardate 69670.01 (just before lunch). Captain's log incidental, Captain 'Buck' Kirk reporting. At 06:52 today one of the Enterprise's escape pods was jettisoned unexpectedly after the ship's control system was overridden. The escape pod's trajectory swiftly took it behind the van Halen belt and therefore out of...

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Funny story: Chapter Five: The Borg Queen Mudder's Holo-novel

Chapter Five: The Borg Queen Mudder's Holo-novel

The Voyage of the Starship Enterprise Chapter Five: The Borg Queen Mudder's Holo-novel A brief insight into into The Spoof Continuum shenanigans five years on from Date Zero... Emergency Medical Officer's Log, Stardate 696969.2: A centuries-old sub-space distress call from Capt Buck Kirk's Starship Enterprise has triggered a Federation listening post trip-wire in the Vulva Quadran...

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Funny story: William Shatner spotted at the new "Star Trek" movie dressed as Capt. James T. Kirk

William Shatner spotted at the new "Star Trek" movie dressed as Capt. James T. Kirk

Hollywood, California - Taking over the movie projector room, William Shatner pulled the film reel of the new "Star Trek" movie out from the projector and onto the floor, leaving the silver screen blank with only the blaring white light on it as movi...

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Funny story: Spoof Star Trek Saga Has Far Reaching Consequences

Spoof Star Trek Saga Has Far Reaching Consequences

It seemed like a straight forward enough assignment, take a bunch of spoof writing nut jobs and get them to cobble together an amusing team effort Star Trek spoof for the enjoyment of spoof readers everywhere. Just make it like a proper Star Trek sto...

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Funny story: Mob Boss Tries To Muscle In On Star Trek Movie

Mob Boss Tries To Muscle In On Star Trek Movie

Florida mob boss Tito 'Da Big Titty' Tagliatelle may have bitten off more than he can chew this week when he paid a courtesy call on Spoof writer BuckwheatsButt. As is the norm with 'Da Big Titty' the call wasn't exactly straightforward. BuckwheatsBu...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Hollywood Ca - A TV studio audience and millions of daytime TV viewers were left aghast when a gang of teen idols and Johnny Depp became embroiled in a mass brawl on live TV. Studio security guards were quick to intervene, but not before blood had be...

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Funny story: UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

In a move not seen since the dark days of World War Two, British political parties united in their desire to see the TheSpoof.com's Star Trek extravaganza collaboration conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman The Movie to be produce...

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Funny story: Chapter Two: Boldly Going, But With Who? (He's On First)

Chapter Two: Boldly Going, But With Who? (He's On First)

The Voyage of the Starship Enterprise Chapter Two: Boldly Going, But With Who? (and He's On First) Follow this link to view Chapter One Captain's Log, Stardate 6969.69. Captain "Buck" Kirk reporting. We've just departed Star Base and are proceeding at warp five on our mission to the Vulva. This was originally supposed to be a shakedown cruise to wear in a mostly new crew, but they are...

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Funny story: Is Obama The Force Behind Spoof Star Trek Exravaganza?

Is Obama The Force Behind Spoof Star Trek Exravaganza?

It's only just begun, and yet already it's causing more controversy than the Pope's Hitler Youth alleged past. The Star Trek Extravaganza, conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman came in for a severe mauling from an unnamed left win...

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Funny story: Stephen King To Act As Creative Director On Spoof Star Trek Collaboration

Stephen King To Act As Creative Director On Spoof Star Trek Collaboration

Bangor, Maine - Best-selling author Stephen King is the latest big name to be drafted into the Spoof coalition of writers tasked with producing BuckwheatsButt's Star Trek Spoof extravaganza, championed by the legendary Jalapenoman. King, who has b...

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Funny story: Star Trek Spoof Epic Collaboration Set To Break All Records

Star Trek Spoof Epic Collaboration Set To Break All Records

It has just been announced that contributors to TheSpoof.com are to embark upon their most ambitious project yet, a project which threatens to knock previous blockbuster 'Below Decks' flat on its arse. The project, brainchild of BuckwheatsButt and...

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Funny story: Sexy New Star Trek

Sexy New Star Trek

Just how sexy will the new Star Trek movie be? Chris Pine, the film's star had hinted not too long ago that the upcoming version of the outer-space franchise has been "sexed up for the new generation." However, now he wants everyone to know that the...

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