Yes! It's another song! Poem... whatever. Actually, it's techincally a poem, because there's no music. Well, it's an acappella song, really. Oh, yeah.... if you do work for a record label, I could be their songwriter. You know... Pull a few strings for your man Inhopeless, eh?
"I'd Love to Go on A Date With You, But I Need to Go on a Killing Spree and Return Some DVDs (My Angst Has a Bodycount...
I like writing songs. So what? Sue me Universal Music.
I wish you had a volume button,
I'd like to turn you down,
Before you turn me off,
You snooze, you lose,
You snore, I lose,
On my sleeeeep
Shut up shut up!
Your nose is a lawnmower's motor,
Please stop snoring,
It's really annoying.
What the hell is up with you?
Some people like stuff. Some people need to stop dancing. Others want a song about teaching. I'm writing this because I can.
This goes out to all the depressed, sad, and overworked teachers out there. Educating the youth. Go teachers!
"The Teaching Song (About Teaching)"
I'm not in it for the money,
Or the holidays,
I still do it, but if only,
The strikes would let up,
And the guys...
I shall again explore my songwriting skills. No, it doesn't make me gay. Do not believe my dad.
"DUDE, YOU NEED TO STOP DANCING"
It doesn't make sense.
I don't wanna think about it,
You're great when you eat, fuck and sleep,
But, I'm serious,
You need to stop dancing,
It's really embarrassing,
You make the robot look like swan lake,
How much more can the audi...
I was once in a band. . I was supposed to be the bassist and main lyricist, but we never actually took off. Well, we actually just disbanded because we couldn't be bothered to do anything.
However, here I shall dab my hand again at songwriting. Who knows, maybe some major label will.... nah,
"I Know This Song Should Really Have a Title, But There Isn't a Line In the Chorus That Sums It Up Ne...
A communiqué from Mark Knopfler, lead guitarist and singer for the original sultans of swing, Dire Straits, has news for fans, and announced that he's fed up of earning money for nothing, and wishes to reform the band to make new music.
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of the top young country singers in America today was spotted with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhaal.
The two were sitting in a booth at the famous Hank's Hippity Hoppity Hamburger Have...
LOS ANGELES - Rihanna who performed at the 60th Annual NBA Basketball All-Star Game half time extravaganza came pretty close to turning her performance into a nationally televised erotic sexploitation.
The singer came out wearing a black suit coat...
NASHVILLE - The roller coaster romance between the "Sweetheart of Country Music" Taylor Swift and the man who starred in Brokeback Mountain Jake Gyllenhaal seems to be rolling right along.
The two have certainly had their ups and downs but nothing...
LOS ANGELES - Bob Dylan stood center stage at The Staples Center on the telecast of The 53rd Annual Grammy Award Show. The 1960s music icon is 69, but Snoop Dogg whispered to Kanye West that Dylan looked 79.
But nonetheless, Dylan managed to sing...
BROOKLYN - It was reported on the nationally syndicated television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight last night that country sweetheart Taylor Swift and Hollywood bad boy Jake Gyllenhaal have rekindled their romance.
The once again 'happy couple...
Not so much a TV theme parody, just a favorite song that plays into the truth and partial injustice of the fat American persona. To the tune of Hotel California.
On a dark SoCal highway, warm smog in my hair
Warm smell of fresh pizza, rises up through the air
On the right past the stop sign, I saw a glowing red light
My stomach growled and my will wore thin
I had to stop for a bite.
News is coming out of X-Factor headquarters that The Cowell is to accede to the Diva Demands of the remaining finalists and let them pick their own songs for the next live edition of the show.
Instead of forcing the songs on the contestants, Cowel...
In a rather remarkable turn of events, news is leaking out of Highpoint Prison like a careless whisper, that George Michael has become something of a father figure to the inmates.
Originally sharing a cell with a killer in Pentonville, the same ce...
Gary Barlow has said to fans to never forget that Robbie Williams was an original member of the band; sure, they had had a falling out, everything changes, and he promises Williams is now back for good.
"We have a million love songs we're going to...
Racy lyrics has led Wendy's Hamburgers to pull a CD from their kid meals. The kid's can send in for a free CD, postage paid. Among the different version were these Top 12.
12. I Want Your Sex
11. Glory Box
10. Let's Spend The Night Together
9. Lay Lady Lay
8. Sexual Healing
7. Love You Inside Out
6. Afternoon Delight
5. Do You Think I'm Sexy
4. Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta L...
Inspired by the satirical mastery from personal Spoof heroes like Jesus Buddha (Son of Mohammed Shiva), Monkey Woods, QM, J-Man and the ever enticing Madame Bitters, the little known singer/songwriter transplanted from Motown to the Cheese State has released a smash hit just in time for the holiday season.
A tribute to the Beatles in song, with updated lyrics to fill the mind's eye and nostrils...
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