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Funny story: Brady - Belichick Wife Swap Falls Through

Brady - Belichick Wife Swap Falls Through

BILLINGSGATE POST: Today, Slim Everdingle, spokesperson for the NFL, announced that the pending wife-swap between New England Patriots' Tom Brady and Coach Bill Belichick did not meet league rules governing such trades. Citing "technical difficul...

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Funny story: Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

BREAKING NEWS: BILLINGSGATE POST Crack investigative reporter Slim Everdingle writes that three sources with inside knowledge revealed to him that beleaguered prevert Harvey Feinstein intends to enter California's 2018 Senate race against Dianne Wei...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

BILLINGSGATE POST: As earlier reported, erstwhile lover Slim Everdingle lost one of his legs while in an amorous tryst with Annibal Lector, the daughter of infamous cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Not a handsome man; some would say he was downright ug...

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Funny story: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

BILLINGSGATE POST: The sun rose earlier than expected at the White House. Even the prickly pears were more prickly. The frantic search for the source of leaks emanating from the White House had put everyone on edge. Long-time Secret Service agent S...

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Funny story: Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle, erstwhile husband of former porn-star, Forever Ember Everdingle, was arrested driving 90 miles an hour on Sunset Boulevard early Sunday morning. Cited for driving having "no visible hands on the steering wheel" b...

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Funny story: Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Following the tragic news of Slim Everdingle losing his leg in a bedroom romp, police in Denver have arrested Annibal Lector, the daughter of the notorious cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Saying that the fruit doesn't fall far from th...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...

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