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Funny story: Poll Shows American Troops Plan to Keep Killing Innocent Civillians After Return From Iraq

Poll Shows American Troops Plan to Keep Killing Innocent Civillians After Return From Iraq

A recent Gallup Poll of US Troops returning to America indicated that more than 80% said they would continue to kill innocent civilians when returning to their respective home towns.

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Funny story: Bush and Gonzales Relieved by Virginia Tech Shooting Story

Bush and Gonzales Relieved by Virginia Tech Shooting Story

President George Bush and U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales held a press conference today about the tragic shooting of the thirty-three slain at Virginia Tech. President Bush said, "It may be sad, but look on the bright side of it. Now th...

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Funny story: Bush states "It's safer for our troops to be in Iraq, they stand more chance of being shot at home!"

Bush states "It's safer for our troops to be in Iraq, they stand more chance of being shot at home!"

President George W Bush has gone on record to say that he will not sign any bill that declares dates for troop withdrawal as this would be detrimental to the war effort and harm more troops in the long run.

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Funny story: Bush Calls For Home Schooling To Prevent School Shootings

Bush Calls For Home Schooling To Prevent School Shootings

(Blacksburg, VA) -- President For A Few More Quarters Bush has thought long and hard about the recent dust ups at Rutgers and Duke universities and this week's tragic shooting at Virginia Tech and concluded that schools breed problems. The Yale...

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Funny story: Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

New York City - The hapless terrorist, Al Spankma Salami, once again showed the world how inept he was after viciously attacking a Star Trek convention with rubber bands.

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Funny story: Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

The world famous window from the fourth floor of the Dallas school book depository in Dealey plaza was yesterday sold on the internet auction site E bay for the astonishing figure of three million dollars.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, beaten by Scores whores

Lindsay Lohan, beaten by Scores whores

Lindsay Lohan was recently quoted as calling strippers tough whores when practicing pole dancing for her latest movie role. She'll be portraying a sexy exotic dancer when shooting begins.

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Funny story: Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

A Labour Party spokesman today confirmed that the Foreign Secretary, The RT Hon Margaret Beckett had been shot in the backside by a poacher when out for a Sunday stroll in the woods at her home constituency of Derby. Her condition is not thought to b...

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Funny story: Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

CLIFTON, New Jersey (AP) Clifton Police are investigating a shooting that took place outside a supermarket. "It appears this shooting might be linked to the string of cell phone shootings," said a detective. Since last March, a mysterious gunman has...

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Funny story: Sopranos Growing Up Watching Gotti Boys

Sopranos Growing Up Watching Gotti Boys

HBO and A&E, Check Your Local Cable Listings---Currently on cable in their fourth season and DVD for all five seasons, Da Sopranos are gonna begin shooting, oops, filming their sixth season soon and then are gonna go for a seventh stab at the video g...

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Funny story: Olympic Games Results and News Day 1

Olympic Games Results and News Day 1

News and Results Day 1 SHOOTING Ken Taki Friedchickenous A bit bizarre this one. We all walked from the Olympic villag...

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Funny story: Woody Allen: "I'm Worried... I Think I'm Pregnant!"

Woody Allen: "I'm Worried... I Think I'm Pregnant!"

Famous Dixieland musician and film director Woody Allen agreed to an interview with Spoof reporter, Morgan Truce while shooting the final scenes of his latest romantic comedy, "Memories of Rejection".

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Funny story: 50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

Rapper 50 Cent, who still hasn't forgotten his hatred for rival Ja Rule, was recently arrested for the shooting of the two main stars of The Inc., Rule and Ashanti. He said, "I finally got those motherf***ers back!"...

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