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Funny story: Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Furious protests erupted here in Wolverhampton following revelations that sexy gym teacher has been disciplined by the headmaster after she appeared on an internet website, modelling lingerie. She was snapped wearing a pink slip and a thong in one...

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Funny story: Woman With Perfect Breasts Refuses To Get Them Out For The Lads

Woman With Perfect Breasts Refuses To Get Them Out For The Lads

In a startling revelation today, Mr Jack Scrumptious told this reporter that his girlfriend had the most perfect pair of breasts in the world. "They're absolutely perfect," Mr Scrumptious told us. "They're firm, they're bouncy, they're pert and a...

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Funny story: Eva Mendes Crowned Most Desirable Woman

Eva Mendes Crowned Most Desirable Woman

Actress Eva Mendes was crowned as the most desirable woman of 2009 yesterday in a new poll by an online men's magazine that organizers swear is not all about looks but overall racks, Wooohooo!! Mendes, 34, "topped" the 9th annual list of "Top 99 M...

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Funny story: Henry Paulson Named World's Sexiest Man

Henry Paulson Named World's Sexiest Man

Washington DC-- US Treasury Secretary Henry (Hanka Hanka Burnin' Love) Paulson was voted the world's sexiest man in a new AOL online poll. The smooth-headed stallion easily won against other studs like Bill Maher, John McCain and Michael Moore. T...

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Funny story: To Succeed Today In American TV News: Be Tall, Built, Gorgeous, And Have Long Blond Hair!

To Succeed Today In American TV News: Be Tall, Built, Gorgeous, And Have Long Blond Hair!

Sex is rampant everywhere in the U.S. Now, the latest phenom. The new channels across America are selling flesh and looks, as much as reporting the news. What's new? Well, how about an avalanche trend of female reporters and achors who are tall,...

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Funny story: Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton, the world, British and Commonwealth cycling sprint champion, has said that she intends to compete in this summer's Beijing Olympic cycling events in the nude, apart from her helmet.

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Funny story: Muslim Cheikh Ali Mustaf al-Zachar Says Western Women Are Too Liberal With Their Dressing

Muslim Cheikh Ali Mustaf al-Zachar Says Western Women Are Too Liberal With Their Dressing

Cheikh Ali Mustaf Bouaz al-Zachar the leader at the Jamaa el-Jedid Mosque in Alger has told a big crowd that western women especially from the USA and England are too liberal in their dress and behavior. A lot of young women in Algerie are fans of...

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Funny story: Study finds hot women are more fun to study

Study finds hot women are more fun to study

A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.

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Funny story: Top 4 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to Get Their Freak On!

Top 4 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to Get Their Freak On!

1.) STD's are hot. What is more fun than having chronic genital herpes the rest of your life? Warts are a great way to attract suitors; those sexy blisters are a red light to the opposite sex signaling a great partner.

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Funny story: Conservative Politican married to a woman who is not a moose, shock

Conservative Politican married to a woman who is not a moose, shock

Recent shocking pictures have been revealed that show that the attractiveness of men goes up when they are in positions of authority.

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Funny story: Sexy Socks help Nerds get laid

Sexy Socks help Nerds get laid

An enterprising geography teacher has designed a pair of socks that will help remove the nerd from the herd. As a bonus, they can be worn in bed without giving a girl the creeps.

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Funny story: Most sexy women are Latinas says movie star

Most sexy women are Latinas says movie star

Movie star Christian Bale has said he would love to co-star opposite a sexy Latina as they are the most sexiest ladies in the world!...

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Funny story: Nerd Removes Spectacles and Becomes Super Hunk

Nerd Removes Spectacles and Becomes Super Hunk

14 year old Billy was the butt of many school pranks and beatings but all that changed earlier today when he removed his spectacles and revealed himself to be a super stud.

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Funny story: Metaphysical Affair

Metaphysical Affair

If you ask my partner, he'll assign much more attributes than '29, 35-24-36, 60 kg, 170 cm tall healthy sexy female'. The reason I bring this up is the mysterious significance of my fitting measurements. Don't get me wrong. My intimate life prior to the episode, shortly explained, seemed perfectly all right. Briefly, we were both mystically led to take a trip to the 'Valley of Fertility', in the v...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

After top MILF, Hillary Clinton, posed naked for an adult magazine and allegedly

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Funny story: More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacking l...

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Funny story: Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, almost thrown off plane for wearing work clothes; eye-candy now contraband food item on all flights

San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She...

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