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Funny story: Labour to offer a Mens Minister

Labour to offer a Mens Minister

Finally bowing to criticism that Labour had a women's minister and no men's minister, Labour announced that as a sop to male voters that if any of the turkeys voted for Christmas, sorry Men voted for Labour, then they would make a new post reserved f...

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Funny story: Labour proposes plans for new tax on men

Labour proposes plans for new tax on men

Labour have announced that if elected they will introduce new taxes only on men. As part of their continuing wealth transfer from men to women, the incoming Labour government, which is desperate to fund the huge benefits bill for single mothers, w...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Following recent reports that Harriet Harman is 'leader-in-waiting' to take over from Gordon Brown following the election, she has moved to quell suggestions that she will remove the few remaining rights men have, if elected. In an under-cover in...

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Funny story: New driving tests for men and women

New driving tests for men and women

The government has announced plans for new driving tests designed with men and women in mind. Gone are 3 point turns, parallel parking and mirror signal manoeuvre. In comes emergency stop while applying your make up, driving safely in the middle lane...

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Funny story: Research shows men are superior to women

Research shows men are superior to women

Recent research shows that the Y chromosome, which is what creates the male gender, evolves faster than the female genetic code. In a chimpanzee study comparing humans and chimps it was demonstrated that the male Y chromosome was thirty percent d...

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Funny story: Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

For Spoof writer Skoob1999 a breaking news item concerning complaints over a television ad was the final straw. Choking and spluttering over his beer, Skoob, usually a well balanced individual, promptly kicked the cat and ripped up his daily newsp...

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Funny story: N.O.W. supports women's prisons

N.O.W. supports women's prisons

The leader of the National Organization for Women Terry O'Neill said in a press interview that her organization supports the incarceration of women in prisons because women that commit crimes are a danger to free women in society. When asked abou...

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Funny story: American men give local women the cold shoulder

American men give local women the cold shoulder

Wisconsin- Over two thousand American men were marching and protesting outside the building of the Madison National Organization for Women in Wisconsin. They were declaring sentiments in a manifesto written by the leader of the men's group. David...

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Funny story: M.E.N. push tampons into public spotlight

M.E.N. push tampons into public spotlight

The equal rights for men organization M.E.N. (More Equality Now) are protesting that more women than men in society use tampons or sanitary towels and are launching a campaign to encourage more male users. They are petitioning manufacturers to make t...

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Funny story: Islands to be renamed after Isle of Wight slammed as "racist", and Isle of Man deemed to be "sexist"

Islands to be renamed after Isle of Wight slammed as "racist", and Isle of Man deemed to be "sexist"

Residents of both the Isle of Wight and the Isle of Man are today in uproar as PC watchdog BAPS (British Assosiation of Political Stupidness) won a legal battle to rename the islands. BAPS argued in court that in todays modern Britain having the w...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Kicked Out of Vista, CA Church

Carrie Prejean Kicked Out of Vista, CA Church

SAN DIEGO, CA - While attending services at the West Coast Evangelical Church in Vista, CA this Sunday, reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean was unceremoniously removed from the premises after refusing to shut her mouth despite repeated requests b...

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Funny story: Shock new plan to increase the number of women in top jobs

Shock new plan to increase the number of women in top jobs

Harriet Harman has announced a radical new plan to increase the number of women in senior positions in government, industry and the professions. Announcing the plan, she states that it is taking far too long for women to attain the top jobs. There ne...

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Funny story: Barbie celebrates her 50th birthday by getting a belly ring, a tongue stud and a tattoo

Barbie celebrates her 50th birthday by getting a belly ring, a tongue stud and a tattoo

Bangkok, Thailand - Barbie got the ultimate accessories today: a belly ring, a tongue stud and a tattoo It was all to commemorate her turning fifty, which she did not take as well as many had hoped. "I'm tired of being a corporate clone. Working...

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Funny story: Turkey Releases Sins For Women, Small Indiscretions For Men Handbook

Turkey Releases Sins For Women, Small Indiscretions For Men Handbook

Turkey's Religious Affairs Foundation, which is affiliated with the government's Religious Affairs Directorate, has issued their latest handbook to help Turkish people be more religious. The Marriage Handbook advises women that breast enlargement,...

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Funny story: Snowmen are sexist! - EU pen pushers declare snowy tradition illegal

Snowmen are sexist! - EU pen pushers declare snowy tradition illegal

Thousands of innocent people have been building snowmen during the current artic weather unaware that they have been breaking the law by only building snowMEN. Euro MP, the Rt. Hon. Norma Snockers MEP, has highlighted the UK's flagrant disregard f...

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Funny story: Larry Summers Says : Women Don't Know Beans about Science...But $$$ is a Whore of a Different Color

Larry Summers Says : Women Don't Know Beans about Science...But $$$ is a Whore of a Different Color

When Obama new Economic Chieftain was Harvard President he told women that they just couldn't do science and then lost his job. The ladies who still loved Larry strove to rehabilitate his rep and his latest reincarnation is Barack's Econ guru.

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Funny story: Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Well, no doubt you are trying to read this fantastic, humourous, well-crafted piece of literature with your pleased eyeballs, and somewhere off in the distance you can hear a buzzing. You really want to plough on with this article, hoping, yearning, almost praying that it will give you an excuse to behave like the belligerent, misogynistic, self-satisfying prick you know and pretend to despise. Yo...

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