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Funny story: "Footballers? - They're All At It!" - Says Top Agent

"Footballers? - They're All At It!" - Says Top Agent

It seems that no matter how much football's governing bodies attempt to sanitise and paper over the yawning cracks in the moral aspects of the beautiful game, philandering footballers are here to stay. As are dirty tricks, backhanders, corruption,...

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Funny story: Dose of Crabs hits 200 at Bognor Holiday Resort

Dose of Crabs hits 200 at Bognor Holiday Resort

Scores of guests at a holiday camp in Bognor Regis, Sussex, have come down with a dose of crabs. The dose swept through the popular resort as it was packed with 5000 holidaymakers and staff. Bosses have ordered an immediate deep cleaning and d...

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Funny story: MD Calls For Anthony Weiner's Weiner To Be Put To Bed

MD Calls For Anthony Weiner's Weiner To Be Put To Bed

A leading British psychologist today made an impassioned plea for the incessant deluge of "jokes" concerning Queens 9th District Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner's Weiner to be finally put to bed. Professor Frederick Treves, a leading psychol...

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Funny story: Dwight Yorke Flies Out To Comfort Natasha Giggs

Dwight Yorke Flies Out To Comfort Natasha Giggs

Unconfirmed reports are filtering through the limescale saying that former Man United striker, Dwight York, has flown out to Aiya Napa to comfort Natasha Giggs - wife of Rhodri, lover of Ryan - in her hour of need. Sources have informed us that Dw...

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Funny story: Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

A Welsh Wizard called Bryan Briggs (name changed for legal reasons and nothing to do with that other Welsh Wizard who the Sun nailed!) has actually proven that there is hope for Welsh men to relinquish their reputations as Nr1 global sheep-shaggers (...

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Funny story: Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Howard Stern's Shocking Interview With Anthony Weiner: 'My Penis Seems to Have a Mind of It's Own!"

Shock Jock Howard Stern was the last interview 'Weinergate' star Anthony Weiner had after hitting all the daytime shows yesterday as he continued to deny HE had not posted his pole on Twitter, while continuing to fan the flames admitting "it could h...

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Funny story: "Weiner Gate" Blows up; Congressman Denies He Used Penis Pump to Inflate Image on Social Site!

"Weiner Gate" Blows up; Congressman Denies He Used Penis Pump to Inflate Image on Social Site!

The furor around the alleged claims that Democratic Anthony Wiener sent 'cloaked' penis pictures to a 21 year college student continue to swell, with the congressman today refuting claims appearing on his social networking site that he uses a penis p...

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Funny story: Yet Another Rampant 'Weiner' on the Loose in NYC SEX Scandal; But is it Kosher?

Yet Another Rampant 'Weiner' on the Loose in NYC SEX Scandal; But is it Kosher?

New York City has taken center stage in the past weeks due to an outbreak of rampant weiners allegedly attacking hotel chambermaids, and this week Congressman Anthony Weiner has had his Wiener, although cloaked and dressing left, allegedly appearing...

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Funny story: Royal Shock!

Royal Shock!

A leading journalist was stunned to receive news and proof in the post that the Royal family have been covering up a sordid and scandalous secret. Jaspar Minute explains....."We have heard that the Royal Family have been having problems due to the r...

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Funny story: Forget DSK & Berlusconi, Putin Comes Out of the Closet in Bid to Bounce Back to Presidency Thanks to Viagra!

Forget DSK & Berlusconi, Putin Comes Out of the Closet in Bid to Bounce Back to Presidency Thanks to Viagra!

Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, out of the limelight, but not out of power for the past three years as Prime Minister, is said to be ready to retake the mantle of Presidential power in the upcoming election against protege Dmitry Medvedev! Puti...

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Funny story: "Press gag" Footballer Ruins Champions League Final

"Press gag" Footballer Ruins Champions League Final

Following the furore over a widely known un-named, married premiership footballer, who paid £50,000 to a lawyer in order that his name could not be revealed to 3% of the worlds population, following an alleged dalliance with a highly respectable, shy...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Following heated and continuous press coverage over his "love child" news and Maria Shriver's adamant statements opposed to any reconciliation, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be disappearing from the public eye for a while in a clear, Tiger Woods - post...

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Funny story: IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

Temporarily 'indisposed' IMF head Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is said to be shocked, dazed and confused after finding out Rikers Island was not the day spa in the Hamptons where he would be waited on hand and foot at the government's expense. Checking his...

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Funny story: Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

The European Cartel, minus France, is scrambling to come up with a successor for besieged IMF chairman Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DKS) in order to stave off an Asian assault to take over the International Monetary Fund (IMF) which is underwater with non...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...

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Funny story: Footballer Super Injunction sex scandal

Footballer Super Injunction sex scandal

Cardiff 'striker' John Thomas has threatened to sue The Sun over it's refusal to speculate on his sex life. The diminutive Welsh scorer claims to have shagged hundreds of women, including three of his cousins. "Unless I am named and shamed I wi...

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Funny story: F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

The Football Association has announced that, effective from tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., there will be the first ever "No Fly Zone" set up over England. Frustrated at the number of occasions when the name of English football has been dragged throug...

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