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Funny story: Now a Greek chap breaches Buckingham Palace security

Now a Greek chap breaches Buckingham Palace security

On the day following the Buckingham Palace security breach where two journalists from the News of the Smut were found calmly sitting in the Royal Motorcade Car, yet another security breach has been discovered in H M the Queen's residence. In the e...

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Funny story: Jade Goody's mother Jackiey sparks security alert at airport after joking 'I've got a pig'

Jade Goody's mother Jackiey sparks security alert at airport after joking 'I've got a pig'

Jade Goody's mother Jackiey Budden sparked a security scare at Gatwick airport yesterday after joking that she was carrying a pig in her luggage. The 51-year-old was strip-searched and questioned for 45 minutes after making the ill-advised quip du...

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Funny story: Brit Spoof Writer Nearly Machine Gunned By Cops At Heathrow Airport

Brit Spoof Writer Nearly Machine Gunned By Cops At Heathrow Airport

London, England - The Metropolitan Police today, in attempt to divert attention from the fact that one of their number twatted a woman with a baton during the G20 fiasco, today chose to announce that they had almost arrested a TheSpoof.com writer on...

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Funny story: Chairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!

Chairman and Chauffeur arrive in the City in fancy dress after Security Warning Intranet Blunder!

Chairman of United Widgets PLC "Dancing Derek Doublenose" and his faithful Chauffeur Terry today arrived at their office in the city dressed as Kermit and Miss Piggy after following incorrect advice from Security to come "In fancy dress" today. Mr...

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Funny story: London Security Cameras Reach Saturation Point

London Security Cameras Reach Saturation Point

A report commissioned by the Government into the use of security and other CCTV cameras in the capital has discovered that there are now more cameras in London than there are people. With the average camera costing £2000 to deploy this means that...

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Funny story: Pound shop chain sheds jobs

Pound shop chain sheds jobs

Pounduniverse, the British high street budget retailer is to shed two thousand jobs across the country in a bid to cut costs. All the jobs will be in the security aspect of the company, with every security guard axed. "It makes commercial sense...

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Funny story: Dubai To Launch Huge Security Operation For David Beckham

Dubai To Launch Huge Security Operation For David Beckham

When David Beckham appears for AC Milan in Dubai he will be surrounded by the biggest security operation ever undertaken by the state. 'We are determined to protect Mister Beckham,' said a Dubai security chappie. 'We will not tolerate bombings, sh...

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Funny story: UK Government lose all economic data on the 6.30 from Kings Cross to Aberdeen

UK Government lose all economic data on the 6.30 from Kings Cross to Aberdeen

In the last 2 years, there have been several embarrassing news stories describing how sensitive Government data has been "lost" - everything from people's medical records to names of MI5 agents have been copied on to CDs or memory sticks which have...

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Funny story: Picture Perfect Pets

Picture Perfect Pets

Charter Industrial Applications announced today their new suite of Picture Perfect Pets home security systems applications. The interactive home protection devices are available in a wide range of species including the popular Tribble from the ori...

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Funny story: Biden Drops Rubber Tw*t

Biden Drops Rubber Tw*t

Airport Alert - Washington DC In perhaps one of the most embarrassing flight delays in presidential campaigning, Flight 1052, US Air from Miami to Washington was stopped today when a personal vibrating device fell and went off. Senator Joseph Bid...

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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Under Surveillance MI6 Admits

Arthur Pewty Under Surveillance MI6 Admits

In an unprecedented move earlier today an MI6 Public Relations Officer released a statement, admitting that Neasden hard-man and crime kingpin Arthur Pewty is under close surveillance. 'MI6 can confirm this morning that Mr Arthur Pewty of Neasden...

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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Sparks National Security Scare

Arthur Pewty Sparks National Security Scare

Britain went into meltdown yesterday teatime following news that 53 year old ne'er do well Arthur Pewty was rumoured to be going out for a pint. RAF Fighter Command was put on standby, the SAS were recalled from leave, Gordon Brown convened an eme...

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Funny story: Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

Nectarines Geldof, the world famous moron impersonator, who shot to fame through, er, because, er, as a result of, er because of her daddy, has made two fantastic discoveries which may well rock all over the world (not in the same way as entertainers...

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Funny story: Stalker of Prime Minister identified

Stalker of Prime Minister identified

The Home Office, Scotland Yard, MI5, MI6, DIY and MFI have today released details of the stalker who has been attempting to stalk (which is what stalkers do) the Prime Minister. The actions of this stalker had prompted a huge increase in the level...

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Funny story: White House Denies Significance of New Locks

White House Denies Significance of New Locks

Washington, D.C. - There was frenzied speculation inside the Beltway yesterday after it was revealed that President Bush had ordered all of the White House locks changed. A spokesperson for the White House said that this was nothing more than a regul...

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Funny story: More documents left on train, this time by MI6 agent

More documents left on train, this time by MI6 agent

MI6 has today revealed that yet more important documents have been left on a train despite recent publicity and a tightening up of procedures.

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Funny story: U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Commerce has refused to comment on a report stating that Chinese officials may have secretly copied the contents of a government laptop reported to have contained some highly sensitive, top-secret pornography.

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