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Funny story: President Obama: "I will not seek a second term"

President Obama: "I will not seek a second term"

In a move that has stunned America, President Barack Obama has announced that he will not compete in November's Presidential election for a second term as leader of the free world, claiming he has better things to do with his time. Instead, he is...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to Exchange Vows

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to Exchange Vows

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are to be married Sunday evening at the Wingnut Country Club in West Palm Beach. The Rev. Glenn Beck, a minister of, Jesus American Savior Church, is to officiate. Mr. Limbaugh, 35, will be keeping his name. He is t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Tells Herman Cain To Hang In There Cause It'll Get Lots Worse

Sarah Palin Tells Herman Cain To Hang In There Cause It'll Get Lots Worse

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently confided some personal observations to one of her neighbors, but not the one next door, Jebediah McGillicuddy, who wrote the exposé book on her that sunk the hell out of her political fishing boat. According...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Invites Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama To A Big Bash In Honor of Demi Lovato At The Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner Invites Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama To A Big Bash In Honor of Demi Lovato At The Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS - Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner, who is soon to leave the ranks of bachelorhood, recently threw a big party bash in honor of Demi Lovato at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills. Hefner said that he greatly admired young Lovato for the way...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly All Tell Sarah Palin To Please Not Call Them For A While

Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly All Tell Sarah Palin To Please Not Call Them For A While

NEW YORK CITY - The Tittle Tattle Tonight news program is reporting that GOP mouthpieces, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly have each personally asked Sarah Palin to please not call them until this "CrosshairsGate" things blo...

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Funny story: Hannity Admits Obama Good for His Ratings

Hannity Admits Obama Good for His Ratings

New York - Sean Hannity said that his obsession with Obama is good for his ratings. "People like my obsession for anything Obama because they see a man that is good at blaming others for his own shortcomings. Sure, I never finished college like O...

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Funny story: George Bush Says Sarah Palin Is Not Qualified To Be President - Palin Remarks, "Well Gee Willikers Why Not? I Can Pee Standing Up Just Like All The Guy Presidents Do"

George Bush Says Sarah Palin Is Not Qualified To Be President - Palin Remarks, "Well Gee Willikers Why Not? I Can Pee Standing Up Just Like All The Guy Presidents Do"

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has caused a mini-political tsunami by making a statement about Senator John McCain's 2008 Presidential Campaign running mate Sarah Palin. Bush, who threw out the ceremonial first pitch at one of the Texas...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Looks up Reaganomics on Wikipedia

Sean Hannity Looks up Reaganomics on Wikipedia

New York, New York--Sean Hannity finally looked up Reaganomics on Wikipedia, because a caller to his show told him to do it. "A caller told me I was missing the point about tax cuts for the supper rich, and should look it up on Wikipedia. What re...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Bitch Slapped by RNC Chairman

Sean Hannity Bitch Slapped by RNC Chairman

Michael Steele, Chairman of the RNC stormed into Fox News studios yesterday afternoon and confronted Sean Hannity. Dressed in basic black and pearls, Steele demanded to know why Fox News had not broadcast one single item on Ken Mehlman's, coming out of the closet. Hannity, on the air at the time, tried to calm Steele down. "Michael," he said, "this is a family channel, we do not carry such...

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Funny story: Sean Hannity Says That He Is Not Afraid Of The South of The Border Drug Cartels

Sean Hannity Says That He Is Not Afraid Of The South of The Border Drug Cartels

JONESBORO, Arkansas - Sean Hannity was in Jonesboro visiting the city that is known as The Cornbread Capital of The World. As he toured The Ma and Pa Kettle Cornbread Factory, he was asked about the alleged threats that one of Mexico's top drug ca...

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Funny story: Comrades At Fox News Band Together To Stop Socialism And Make The U.S. Safe For Fascism

Comrades At Fox News Band Together To Stop Socialism And Make The U.S. Safe For Fascism

The super-patriot comrades at Fox News are proving that they are ever vigilant to keep America safe from Socialism (bad!!!!) and safe for Fascism (good!!!!). They are not missing a heartbeat at tearing down any project put forth by President Obama (b...

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Funny story: Fox Launches 2 New Cars

Fox Launches 2 New Cars

Fox announced yesterday that they are diversifying into the automotive sector during the Anchorage Motor Show in Alaska to take advantage of market niches caused by the collapse of GM. "Essentially the vehicle consists of two main components, a to...

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Funny story: President Obama Releases "The White House Enemies List"

President Obama Releases "The White House Enemies List"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has said that President Obama has decided to give in to public opinion and release the so called 'White House Enemies List.' Colfax was quick to point out that White House Enemies Lists are...

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Funny story: Kanye West's Record Company Fires Him

Kanye West's Record Company Fires Him

ATLANTA - Kanye West, one of the most infamous hip-hop, rip-rap rappin' rappers of all time, has been let go by his record company Broken Records. West who lately has been in more newspapers that the pollen count charts expressed utter disbelief a...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

BALTIMORE - In a move right out of Romancing The Stone, Frost Nixon, and The Titanic, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin waltzed right into the Orioles Nest Hotel's Brooks Robinson Convention Room and literally stole the show at the GOP Fundraising Dinner.

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Funny story: Rabies Outbreak At Fox News; Stars Infected!

Rabies Outbreak At Fox News; Stars Infected!

A virulent outbreak of rabies was reported today at Fox News Headquarters. The horrible, madness inducing disease appears to have spread through the top hosts of the station, then was transmitted to station employees and, strangely, even to their lis...

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Funny story: Obama Raids Talk Radio -- Limbaugh Still (At) Large

Obama Raids Talk Radio -- Limbaugh Still (At) Large

WASHINGTON D.C. Using a series of Executive orders, President Barack Obama has renamed the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) and fundamentally changed its mission. The new organization will be known as the Radio Enforcement Agency and will be headed by f...

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