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Funny story: Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force. "The Force is just a lot cooler," said Cruise, "and, if you think about it, the...

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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury praises Scientology to raise funds for new roof

Archbishop of Canterbury praises Scientology to raise funds for new roof

The Archbishop of Canterbury has made another controversial statement, saying that we all have a lot to learn from the Church of Scientology. "I believe the media give this organisation a hard time, and it is only a matter of time before its cen...

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Funny story: John McCain Converts to Scientology

John McCain Converts to Scientology

Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced today that he has converted to Scientology.

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Funny story: Derek Conway gave millions of pounds to Church of Scientology

Derek Conway gave millions of pounds to Church of Scientology

The plight of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway got a whole lot worse yesterday, when it transpired that he had given millions of pounds of parliamentary allowances to the London branch of the "religion" Scientology. In so doing he received t...

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Funny story: Perverts masquerading as democrats says Human Frights Watch

Perverts masquerading as democrats says Human Frights Watch

London - (Diabolical Mess): The despot-watching Human Frights Watch Organization has issued its annual report slamming so-called democracy-peddling Global Piss Process luminaries as self reinvented cold war perverts bankrolled by organised crime.

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Funny story: CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

Langley, West Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): Spooks at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ of the CIA have said that rogue Scientology computer hackers have been bankrolled by Opus Dei to hack into power companies and blackmai...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Quits Scientology and Joins Hare Krishna

Tom Cruise Quits Scientology and Joins Hare Krishna

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) -- Tom Cruise has dropped all legal action against the new book exposing his strange lifestyle and has quit Scientology in order to join the Hare Krishna movement.

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Funny story: Lowton's Scientology Fortnight For Newlyweds....

Lowton's Scientology Fortnight For Newlyweds....

Note: The following piece has several authors (to all be listed at the end). It is a wedding present to Spoof Editor Mark Lowton on his recent marriage. Las Vegas - Chapter 1 It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it was just the Flamingo being demolished and imploded. Fortunately my bride and I were in the Cleopatra room, which is located in the stairwell at a Seizure's Palace. We were mak...

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Funny story: Cruise & Travolta Lobby For Scientology Reading Rooms

Cruise & Travolta Lobby For Scientology Reading Rooms

Hollywood, California. Inspired to action by national events rippling through the Constitutional Advocate pool of advocates demanding separation of Church and State and their opposition advocating, well, the opposite, specifically all faith chapels in national and international air terminals, celebrity actor Tom Cruise and fading celebrity actor John Travolta have joined forces in...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.

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Funny story: Scientology is "alright", claims quack

Scientology is "alright", claims quack

Harvard educated quack, Dr Ulick Myballz, has announced the results of a five year study into The Church of Scientology conducted by his team.

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Funny story: African Charity donates money to Church of Scientology

African Charity donates money to Church of Scientology

African based charity "The Good Givers" has donated a large unspecified sum of money to the loony Church of Scientology.

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Funny story: Belgian prosecutors slam Scientology as a criminal organization

Belgian prosecutors slam Scientology as a criminal organization

Brussels, Belgium - (Ass Mess): BAD luck Tom Cruise, John Revolta, etc. A top Belgian prosecutor, Jean-Claude Van Espen, has recommended today that the American-based Church of Scientology is indicted for fraud and extortion and that the entire org...

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Funny story: Germany Surrenders To Scientologists

Germany Surrenders To Scientologists

GERMANY (Babelsberg) -- Deutschland today finally and unconditionally surrendered to the Scientologists.. "They are out of this world," said Reichstag mouth Klaus Brandauer, "and Germany looks to the future."...

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Funny story: Germany Says No To Tom Cruise WWII Film

Germany Says No To Tom Cruise WWII Film

The German Government has said "nein" to attempts by Tom Cruise to film a movie about an assassination attempt against Adolf Hitler. Saying that the noted Scientologist is not a member of a real church, they do not believe he should be per...

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Funny story: Beckhams Join Scientologists

Beckhams Join Scientologists

Soccer star David Beckham and his celebrity wife Victoria stunned a press conference in Fresno, California today by announcing that Scientology (who some claim is a dark psychologically manipulative cult), was "not too bad really as religions go...

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Funny story: Beckhams poised to announce Scientology conversion

Beckhams poised to announce Scientology conversion

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Just hours after partying in a Madrid night club into the small hours with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ex-England football captain David Beckham and wife Victoria are poised to announce their conversion to Scientology after...

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