Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force. "The Force is just a lot cooler," said Cruise, "and, if you think about it, the...
The Archbishop of Canterbury has made another controversial statement, saying that we all have a lot to learn from the Church of Scientology. "I believe the media give this organisation a hard time, and it is only a matter of time before its cen...
Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced today that he has converted to Scientology.
The plight of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway got a whole lot worse yesterday, when it transpired that he had given millions of pounds of parliamentary allowances to the London branch of the "religion" Scientology. In so doing he received t...
London - (Diabolical Mess): The despot-watching Human Frights Watch Organization has issued its annual report slamming so-called democracy-peddling Global Piss Process luminaries as self reinvented cold war perverts bankrolled by organised crime.
Langley, West Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): Spooks at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ of the CIA have said that rogue Scientology computer hackers have been bankrolled by Opus Dei to hack into power companies and blackmai...
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) -- Tom Cruise has dropped all legal action against the new book exposing his strange lifestyle and has quit Scientology in order to join the Hare Krishna movement.
Note: The following piece has several authors (to all be listed at the end). It is a wedding present to Spoof Editor Mark Lowton on his recent marriage. Las Vegas - Chapter 1 It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it was just the Flamingo being demolished and imploded. Fortunately my bride and I were in the Cleopatra room, which is located in the stairwell at a Seizure's Palace. We were mak...
Hollywood, California. Inspired to action by national events rippling through the Constitutional Advocate pool of advocates demanding separation of Church and State and their opposition advocating, well, the opposite, specifically all faith chapels in national and international air terminals, celebrity actor Tom Cruise and fading celebrity actor John Travolta have joined forces in...
It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.
Harvard educated quack, Dr Ulick Myballz, has announced the results of a five year study into The Church of Scientology conducted by his team.
African based charity "The Good Givers" has donated a large unspecified sum of money to the loony Church of Scientology.
Brussels, Belgium - (Ass Mess): BAD luck Tom Cruise, John Revolta, etc. A top Belgian prosecutor, Jean-Claude Van Espen, has recommended today that the American-based Church of Scientology is indicted for fraud and extortion and that the entire org...
GERMANY (Babelsberg) -- Deutschland today finally and unconditionally surrendered to the Scientologists.. "They are out of this world," said Reichstag mouth Klaus Brandauer, "and Germany looks to the future."...
The German Government has said "nein" to attempts by Tom Cruise to film a movie about an assassination attempt against Adolf Hitler. Saying that the noted Scientologist is not a member of a real church, they do not believe he should be per...
Soccer star David Beckham and his celebrity wife Victoria stunned a press conference in Fresno, California today by announcing that Scientology (who some claim is a dark psychologically manipulative cult), was "not too bad really as religions go...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Just hours after partying in a Madrid night club into the small hours with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ex-England football captain David Beckham and wife Victoria are poised to announce their conversion to Scientology after...
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