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Funny story: Empathy in animals could spell the end of meat products

Empathy in animals could spell the end of meat products

British scientists who looked into the behavior of chickens and say they found hints of empathy being shown - the ability to see things from another's point of view - has not been received well from egg producers who fear people will now refuse to bu...

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Funny story: You Heard It Here First

You Heard It Here First

A group of Scientists at Wrexham Polytechnic have invented a gadget which they think could change the world we live in. Group spokesperson Ivor Tiddler agreed to talk to a packed Press Room this lunchtime. 'This is about as good as it gets,' s...

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Funny story: Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

Sliced Bread Best Thing Since Unsliced Bread

It isn't often scientists come out with a statement that astounds the World but today in Luxembourg at the 'Annual Astounding Things We Have In Life Awards' it was acknowledged that sliced bread is the best invention since unsliced. Food specialis...

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Funny story: Navy Came Close To Breaking World Record

Navy Came Close To Breaking World Record

The brilliant male scientist who work for the Navy just set a new world record and set the stage for their own failed destiny, with a test blast from a new type of laser that can shoot cruise missiles from the sky in seconds with a deadly accuracy th...

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Funny story: Amazing New Research Results

Amazing New Research Results

The eyes of cattle may reveal signs of neurological disorders such as mad cow disease, say scientists. Researchers, led from Iowa State University, US, examined the retinas of sheep infected with scrapie - a disease similar to BSE, or mad cow dise...

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Funny story: Boffin Breaks Wind So Violently He Combusts

Boffin Breaks Wind So Violently He Combusts

Scientists in Bolton were stunned this morning when leading 'Fartologist' Leonard Crapper literally evaporated from the laboratory they were working in. Colleague Marty Neebianco explained, 'Len was a maverick,he always said that a really violent...

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Funny story: The Moon's A Light Bulb

The Moon's A Light Bulb

After years of research a crack team of Scientists from Todmorden in Lancashire have finally proved what many believed. There is no such thing as The Moon, and what we see up there at night is actually a huge Energy saving Light Bulb that we rent...

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Funny story: Scientists find a link between everything and autism

Scientists find a link between everything and autism

Countless studies have shown that people with Autism are brought up in exactly the same way as children without autism, leading scientists to conclude that it is the studies that are causing autism in children. "These studies should stop at once,"...

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Funny story: Cousteau Discovers Fido Plankton

Cousteau Discovers Fido Plankton

Following in the flipper steps of his famous father Pierre-Yves Cousteau met with marine science students at the Andres Bello University this week along with representatives of the Chilean communications agency Alkance Comunicaciones to speak about C...

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Funny story: Sign of NEW life form discovered on earth-could it be Spoof Writers?

Sign of NEW life form discovered on earth-could it be Spoof Writers?

I was sitting 'catching up' on The Spoof this morning, the t.v. Canada Morning news magazine was on and out of the corner of my ear I heard the newscaster speaking to a female scientist on the discovery of a new life form. The woman being intervie...

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Funny story: The Protractor and Angle beermats go on sale

The Protractor and Angle beermats go on sale

The Protractor and Angle bar in Oxford has seen many famous luminaries pass through its doors in its thirty-five year history. Early on, it was clear that these luminaries were discussing many a deep and insightful topic over their lunchtime and even...

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Funny story: Plant Extracts Reduce Anxiety Say Scientists

Plant Extracts Reduce Anxiety Say Scientists

Herbal medicines containing passion flower or kava extract reduce anxiety studies have shown. Boffins at the Global Neuroscience Initiative Foundation (GNIF) carried out 24 studies to prove that the amino acids lysine and arginine had the same eff...

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Funny story: Scientists Conclude Women Really Don't Like You

Scientists Conclude Women Really Don't Like You

A team of top researchers from every field of human interaction have concluded that women just don't like you. Their year long study, commissioned by you, observed every interaction you've had with single eligible women and found that consistently an...

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Funny story: Scientists 'pin down' screaming hangover formula

Scientists 'pin down' screaming hangover formula

After centuries of pondering on the appauling effects of drinking to excess, scientists have finally been able to calibrate hangovers into 5 levels - similar to Fujita scale for grading tornados. The key to understanding the scale is to evaluate t...

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Funny story: Scientists Debunk "Loaves and Fishes" Story

Scientists Debunk "Loaves and Fishes" Story

Leonard Nimrod, working under grants from the University of California - Davis, released findings of what is presumed to be a 1,183 lbs. fish in the Red Sea, the site of the famous "Loaves and Fishes" story canonized in the Bible. "A fish that bi...

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Funny story: Scientists devise algorithm to detect stupidity

Scientists devise algorithm to detect stupidity

A computer algorithm capable of identifying stupidity has been developed by Israeli researchers. The researchers analysed 666,000 Amazon and eBay reviews, people in line at the DMV, political candidates and several other sources of high-quotient...

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Funny story: Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Humans are not the only animals to grimace when they are in pain, scientists have found. Mice show their discomfort in much the same way. Studies show that the facial expressions of mice can indicate responses to pain we cannot see, so twisted res...

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