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Funny story: God boycotts Diamond Jubilee!

God boycotts Diamond Jubilee!

God has refused to attend the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations, he was too busy mending his garden fence in heaven because the Devil sent an army of cockroaches to dig up his front lawn (there are no moles in Gods heaven only the UK parliament) an...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie saves children

Angelina Jolie saves children

California - Angelina Jolie is advising parents to leave their children in hospitals, fire stations, police stations and emergency medical facilities as required by law instead of killing their babies. Police officials argue that a parent's worst...

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Funny story: Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

News filtered in last night that The Devil is set to be investigated by a team of professionals from Trading Standards after accusations that he has been offering poor deals to people wishing to sell their souls. In the past The Devil has been kno...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Dashes Off Piece Of Nonsense In Fear Of The Number Of The Beast

Spoof Writer Dashes Off Piece Of Nonsense In Fear Of The Number Of The Beast

A local media magnate and contributor to satirical news web site TheSpoof has admitting writing a piece of complete tosh in order to avoid summoning Satan. Ellis Ian Fields, head of the global EIF News & Features organisation, filed the nonsen...

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Funny story: Just Exactly Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick Cheney's Chest?

Just Exactly Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick Cheney's Chest?

News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant. The former Halliburton head man had to wait almost two years to get his new ticker because of the difficulty of finding a heart evil...

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Funny story: God's and Satan's reconciliation finalized!

God's and Satan's reconciliation finalized!

JURESALEM (ABSNN) EXLUSIVE TO THESPOOF-At long last it seems that The Almighty God and His Fallen Angel Satan have reconciled. After 6,000 or more years (millions according to Satan's right hand man, Frankie the J), the two have reached a rapprochem...

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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: Wicked Witch of the Midwest

Michelle Bachmann: Wicked Witch of the Midwest

Following her defeat in the Iowa caucus, Michelle Bachmann has vowed to return to her previous occupation as a witch. 'I'll not be wearing a pointy hat and riding a broomstick', she cackled, 'that would be silly. Besides, I've accrued lots of air...

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Funny story: Satan appears in fresco in Italy!

Satan appears in fresco in Italy!

Satan has made a vivid comeback whilst suddenly appearing behind a flock of clouds in a fresco painted by renaissance master Giotto. Art historians are sure that Satan was not there before and only appeared recently proving that he still has a word t...

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Funny story: Citing Economic Woes, HELL Will Close It's Doors

Citing Economic Woes, HELL Will Close It's Doors

For over 2000 years it was the "go to" company in post-life housing and employment but today HELL filed for Chapter 11 and announced will soon be closing its doors. Shares of HELL (NASDAQ) plummeted during the day and closed at $1.20, down from $307...

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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The second part of our 'Beginners' series looks at the wide, and often confusing, world of religion. From the very dawn of time, man has been seeking the truth's to many of the questions of his own existence. In his quest for knowledge and understanding he often turns to religion. From the all powerful Gods that dictate how this great world was created to codes with which to live ones life b...

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Funny story: Hell On Sale Now

Hell On Sale Now

Today Satan foreclosed on the entire world of Hell, also known as the underworld, claiming it's upkeep was too much. Satan blames the economy for the loss. This is a sad day for all Satanist's out there but a great victory for the Christians, who...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Ill Assassinated At Long Last!

Kim Jong Ill Assassinated At Long Last!

Fifty rabbits were slaughtered at the church of satan led by Magus Last Emperor Kim Jong Ill during the BBC's first ever Songs of Praise broadcast at Hell's Kitchen on July 3rd. One of our reporters was present at the service because he wanted to int...

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Funny story: Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

Pope 'gobsmacked' as armchair astronomers discover 'Devil's Armchair' on Mars

London - The atmosphere in Rome is said to be 'psychotic' as the discovery of a demonic throne on Mars this week has sent shockwaves through the Vatican. Experts say the Martian carving appears to be a much bigger copy of the Fauteuil du Diable -...

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Funny story: Satan Reveals He Will Use Euro Sign In Place Of '666' In Preparation For May 21st's Rapture

Satan Reveals He Will Use Euro Sign In Place Of '666' In Preparation For May 21st's Rapture

Satan --The Morningstar, the Overlord of Hell and Nancy Grace's stepbrother-- appeared on the late night talk show Chelsea Lately and announced that the Number of the Beast, 666, will be changed to the symbol for Euros, in preparation for the Rapture...

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Funny story: Top Story For Today, May 21, 2011: Where The F--k Is Everybody?

Top Story For Today, May 21, 2011: Where The F--k Is Everybody?

News gathering agencies around the world are opening their reports today asking one vital question: "Where the f--k is everybody?" "It's May 21, 2011," said Today Show host Matt Lauer, apparently alone in the NBC studios, and operating his own...

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Funny story: Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

The annual Bilderberg meeting comprising the most powerful men on the planet is currently under way at a secret location in Italy. This conference draws up and implements policies for ruling the world. Resolutions are voted on and passed to world leaders. A Bilderberg conference conceived and launched the EEC. Chairing this years meeting is Lucifer himself. Hence the manic secrecy concerning wh...

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Funny story: God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

The debate over God releasing a photograph of Satan's corpse reached a low point this week, just days after the Alpha and Omega authorized the raid "Operation Hellspawn" on Satan's suspected location near Hollywood, CA, killing Satan, his wife, Pol...

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