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Funny story: President Sarkozy bans the burkha

President Sarkozy bans the burkha

Despite protestations from Iran's President in Cheating, Hava Nodinnajaquet, President Sarkozy of France has banned the wearing of the Burkha in France. In a statement issued today, the President said that it was not permissible for French men to...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Caught in Burqah in Moulin Rouge

Sarkozy Caught in Burqah in Moulin Rouge

One of the western world's most intolerant leaders in reference to the pollution of his native language, his wife's multiple lovers and the Islamic practice of wearing veils and head to toe coverings has been phone-photographed in full burqah in the...

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Funny story: Queen Gatecrashes D-Day Service In Spectacular Style - Using A Parachute

Queen Gatecrashes D-Day Service In Spectacular Style - Using A Parachute

Earlier today, the Queen decided that her lack of invitation for the D-Day memorials was a step too far, and decided to prove to French President Nicholas Sarkozy that England should never be forgotten- by parachuting into the memorial service. Th...

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Funny story: Kinga Legg murder mystery: Sarkozy denies Hotel Bristol Palin links

Kinga Legg murder mystery: Sarkozy denies Hotel Bristol Palin links

Paris, France - (Pont d'Alma Mater Mess): First it was slinky model Katoucha Niane, fished out from the River Seine after a public slanging match about the size of Carla Bruni's ass. Then last week Spiderman-3 actress Lucy Gordon's lifeless body w...

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Funny story: Where Were You On D-Day?

Where Were You On D-Day?

French President Nicolas Sarkozy reacted angrily to accusations that he had snubbed the British people by failing to invite British royals to the D-Day celebrations on June 6th. "They were not invited because none of them were there," M Sarkozy sa...

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Funny story: Lucy Gordon 'was no Katoucha Niane' gendarmes tell Sarkozy

Lucy Gordon 'was no Katoucha Niane' gendarmes tell Sarkozy

Paris - (Pont d'Alma Mater Mess): "Merde alors! Incroyable, imbecile!" That was the reassuring view of Paris police this week as the bombshell of Spiderman 3 actress Lucy Gordon's suicide galvanised the French conspiracy theory industry into root...

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Funny story: France Surrenders to Pirates

France Surrenders to Pirates

Paris, France - Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, made a speech in which he declared that his government surrenders unconditionally to Somali pirates. "You may take our women. My wife, for example. You may definitely take her. Our baguette...

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Funny story: Sar-Cozy Sextext Messages "Guns" Obama

Sar-Cozy Sextext Messages "Guns" Obama

As Eurotrash journalism fell cocks over bull for Michelle "HotMama" Obama, the French President Nicholas Sarkozy rethought his hasty union with starlet and chanteuse, Carla Bruni. Once the hot number among the not ready for real journalism tabloidist...

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Funny story: Brown Boils At Sarkozy

Brown Boils At Sarkozy

EU unity in regulating financial markets has taken a sledgehammer to the face earlier today amidst reports of in-fighting between Nicolas Sarkozy and Gordon Brown. Brown, British Prime Minister and previously Chancellor for, well, ages, received s...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton slaps French President's wife

Hillary Clinton slaps French President's wife

The newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly slapped the French President's wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy last night in New York. They were attending a fund raising dinner held in the aid of procrastinator's around the world wh...

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Funny story: The Ultimate Spoof: French Claim They Need "Bigger" Condoms To House Their Short Range Missiles!

The Ultimate Spoof: French Claim They Need "Bigger" Condoms To House Their Short Range Missiles!

Paris/ Reuters - Never shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French males measured up bigger than the rest of their EU mates in stiff competition for Penile bragging rights! The self adm...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown, "We're smarter than those dumb Yanks"

Gordon Brown, "We're smarter than those dumb Yanks"

In an unfortunate outburst today, Gordon Brown was heard over an open microphone talking to French Pres.Sarkozy. The PM was heard saying, "[we're] smarter than those dumb Yanks," in reference to the American change of plan to bail out the banks.

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Funny story: Obama Returns Berlusconi's Compliment - Sends 2-for-1 Coupon for BK Wopper

Obama Returns Berlusconi's Compliment - Sends 2-for-1 Coupon for BK Wopper

Guapos, Italy - Italian leader, Silvio Berlusconi, found himself in the middle of a racism row following comments he made referring to American President-elect Barack Obama as "young, handsome, and even tanned." Berlusconi, 72, made the remarks to...

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Funny story: Palin Tries to Steal Frenchie Sarkosy Away from Carla Bruni

Palin Tries to Steal Frenchie Sarkosy Away from Carla Bruni

Sarah Palin got a surprise call from French president Nicholas Sarkosy. She was so shocked and awed that she told him that she loves him. She went on to invite him on a hunting trip and suggestively offered that they could get really busy while getti...

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Funny story: Palin's Fake Call: "But He Sounded French"

Palin's Fake Call: "But He Sounded French"

EMBARRASS, Wisconsin - Governor Sarah Palin was fooled by a radio disc jockey pretending to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy. The Alaskan governor talked for a full six minutes with this impostor about the election, the perils of hunting with V...

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Funny story: Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin was fooled by a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she "would make a good president someday," and asked her if she wa...

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Funny story: Bastille Day shockhorror for Joseph Fritzl-gag French president

Bastille Day shockhorror for Joseph Fritzl-gag French president

Paris - (Merde Alors Mess): An Interpol DNA swab is set to unmask yet another hideous Bonapartist/Nazi collaboration cover-up on Bastille Day naming President Nicholas Sarkozy as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's 'forgotten' son.

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