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Funny story: Letters to Santa: A Proposal from the Queen of Twerk

Letters to Santa: A Proposal from the Queen of Twerk

Dear Santa Well, I've been a bad, bad girl. ;) I'm sure you already knew that though. This year has been fantastically crazy for me. I did my twerk thing at the VMA's. I smoked Kush on stage in Europe. I swung on a wrecking ball stark naked in a video. I posed nearly nude for photo op after photo op. Oh, it has been a thrill. I know I disappointed a few people, but what do they...

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Funny story: Letters To Santa Claus: Part 1

Letters To Santa Claus: Part 1

Dear Santa I know that this year has been a troubling year and I have been less than well behaved. With that being said, I am trying to do better. This year, I am not asking for "stuff". I was wondering if you could "throw me a bone" just before Thanksgiving, a sort of early Christmas present if you will. Is there any chance that you can put in a good word and get me a position as on...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...

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Funny story: Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Santa's Workshop to Be a Public Corporation; Elves Furious

Everybody's doin' it. Going public, that is. It's the rage these days. So Santa Claus figured: why not? Within the next two weeks, there'll be an IPO (initial public offering) of stock in Santa's workshop. Santa's elves are furious. They...

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Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...

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Funny story: Santa Claus to move workshop to Australian Outback

Santa Claus to move workshop to Australian Outback

SPITSBERGEN, Norway-A source close to St. Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus or Kris Kringle, reports that the patron saint of the Christmas season might be permanently relocating to a warmer, drier location in the next few years. The source...

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Funny story: Santa Claus, A Red Agent

Santa Claus, A Red Agent

Imagine every night, the same night every year in fact, a morbidly obese man broke into your home distributing wealth, eating your food, and brainwashing children. Would you let this man into your home? Would you let this man near your children? His...

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Funny story: Facebook? More like the good book!

Facebook? More like the good book!

Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer. Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...

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Funny story: Santa Claus in Purgatory

Santa Claus in Purgatory

Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus? Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...

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Funny story: Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...

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Funny story: Santa arrested in Savile probe

Santa arrested in Savile probe

As the list of celebrities linked to the ongoing investigation into Jimmy Savile grows, it was revealed today that Santa Claus had been arrested by police. Santa, real name Father Christmas, was arrested with regard to offences dating back to the...

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Funny story: Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop. A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children. United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...

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Funny story: North Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement

North Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement

A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop. The retirement speculation follows a report last week that Moody's...

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Funny story: Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents. US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...

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Funny story: Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...

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Funny story: Drunk Santa explodes at VFW Hall in Iowa

Drunk Santa explodes at VFW Hall in Iowa

COWPATH, Iowa (ABSNN) - An "apparently" booze filled, 87-year-old WWII veteran playing Santa, exploded Sunday afternoon, killing himself, and injuring 27 men and women who were waiting in line to have their pictures taken in his lap. According to on...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney in attack on Santa Claus

Mitt Romney in attack on Santa Claus

Defeated Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been accused of being something of a sore loser recently. First he claimed that Obama won the election due to giving gifts to Latino and African American voters. Even a man who had the Romney/Ryan logo...

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