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Funny story: Conservatives Need To Come Out Of The Closet Over Gay Vote Says Mayor Gavin Newsome Of San Francisco

Conservatives Need To Come Out Of The Closet Over Gay Vote Says Mayor Gavin Newsome Of San Francisco

In a private, off the record conversation with a British businessman at a fundraiser in San Francisco, the Mayor of the Bay City, Gavin Newsome said that if the Conservative Party were to have any chance of evolving into a credible government, then t...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco

Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco

Even after his death you can't keep Michael Jackson out of the news, as sensational breaking news is just in today, that Jacksons heart was removed from his body after his death, and taken to a secret location in San Francisco and buried. A San Fr...

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Funny story: San Francisco Vegetarian & Humanitarian Claims Bananas Can Stop the Spread of Aids!

San Francisco Vegetarian & Humanitarian Claims Bananas Can Stop the Spread of Aids!

A recent medical report released by a part time biologist, medical journal writer, and full time vegetarian claims the regular use of bananas can halt the spread of Aids! Still not tested by the FDA, the report states that a special ingredient in...

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Funny story: Sea Lion Meat Mysteriously Turns on the Menu in San Fran Franscio

Sea Lion Meat Mysteriously Turns on the Menu in San Fran Franscio

San Francisco - Police detectives think they may know what has happened to the 1500 sea lions that mysteriously disappeared from fabled Pier 39 on the bay. Starting in November of last year residents began noticing fewer and fewer of the sea lions on...

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Funny story: "Pee Shooters" Take Aim at City's Public Urination Woes

"Pee Shooters" Take Aim at City's Public Urination Woes

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Public urination is a problem that affects densely populated areas in many large American cities, but in San Francisco, a renegade group of concerned citizens has finally decided to do something about it. Calling themse...

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Funny story: Free fries in San Francisco

Free fries in San Francisco

The Sea Lions have disappeared from the San Francisco Bay area and the Mayor wants to keep the tourists coming even if the attraction is not there. While there is still no clue as to where these creatures have gone. Many researchers have gathered...

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Funny story: San Francisco Mayor to Phase Out Traffic Signals

San Francisco Mayor to Phase Out Traffic Signals

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Mayor Gavin Newsom gave the green light today to a controversial new initiative aimed at driving down the city of San Francisco's gaping budget deficit. Beginning January 1, 2010, he announced, maintenance crews will be...

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Funny story: San Francisco Gold Rush Character Remembered

San Francisco Gold Rush Character Remembered

San Francisco CA: The City of San Francisco has set up a museum exhibit commemorating the characters that resided in the Barbary Coast district during the gold rush era of 1848-1858. Such a character was Wild Bill Unyun who had flaming red hair,...

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Funny story: California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

Calfiornia voters, tired of the gay community of San Francisco trying to shove gay marriage down their throats, have voted to change the name of the city. In a vote that received 80% support outside of the bay area, state voters elected to change th...

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Funny story: New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting

New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting

It has been four years since the beginning of link]the Special Interest Group wars in the cable networks. Next month, the latest population segment will join the fight with the debut of The Homosexual Television Network. HTN will launch on every...

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Funny story: World Champion Fudge Packer Admits Hobby Changed Eye Color

World Champion Fudge Packer Admits Hobby Changed Eye Color

Thomas Craig, world famous as the World Champion Fudge Packer, admitted today that his well known brown eyes used to be blue. "I've had so much packed in me that even the color has started to affect me." "I'm thinking about asking Linda Ronstadt...

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Funny story: World Champion Fudge Packer Moves to Washington D.C.

World Champion Fudge Packer Moves to Washington D.C.

Thomas Craig, world champion fudge packer from San Fagcisco, California, has taken a presidential appointment and will be relocating to Washington, D.C.. Craig, who will work in the White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises, is excited by th...

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Funny story: Local Man to Compete in World Fudge Packing Championship

Local Man to Compete in World Fudge Packing Championship

(Newsdesk, San Fagcisco, California) Local champion Thomas Craig is nervous about his competition this week as he contends for a world title. "When I look at the other men, it just makes me so twittery and spastic," said Craig. "I just hope that my...

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Funny story: Aids Outbreak in San Francisco Climbing as Liberal Vegetarians Continue to Have Unprotected Sex With Uncircumcised Cucumbers!

Aids Outbreak in San Francisco Climbing as Liberal Vegetarians Continue to Have Unprotected Sex With Uncircumcised Cucumbers!

San Francisco, Ca. / Rolling Stone - Just when medical authorities thought they had the AIDS epidemic under control in this liberal bastion of vegetarian recyclers and 40 something confused virgin dogmatic loners, the social disease has reared it'...

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Funny story: Clark Kent Can't Find Phone Booth, Oil Tanker Crashes

Clark Kent Can't Find Phone Booth, Oil Tanker Crashes

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The California Highway Patrol and several Northern California Sheriffs' Departments tonight launched a manhunt for Clark Kent, 35, who aroused suspicions when he was seen frantically searching the streets of San Francisco's touris...

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Funny story: SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

SF Gives Thumbs Down To Hetero Pride Day

San Francisco, Ca - City authorities here in San Francisco today torpedoed proposals for a Heterosexual Pride Day and parade to take place in the city. City Mayor, Chalfont C Yoghurt refused to be drawn by reporters on the reasons for the refusal,...

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Funny story: San Francisco Ponders New Proposal to Legalize Prostitution!

San Francisco Ponders New Proposal to Legalize Prostitution!

San Francisco, Ca /Rolling Stone - This liberal bastion of "anything goes" mentality is now proposing "Proposition K" , a measure that will make it illegal for law enforcement to investigate, arrest or prosecute anyone involved in the prostitution pr...

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