Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratinger has issued an official plea for Saddam's death sentence to be commuted to life imprisonment with hard labour in one of the Pontifical Office's maximum security latrines located under the city...
Saddam Hussein has written an open letter to U.S. politicians and a human rights group requesting he be allowed to gorge himself on Mars chocolate bars until completely comatose, as part of his upcoming execution.
Last time when I met Former President Mr Saddam of Iraq in the prison guarded by the American soldiers, he seemed very calm and comfortable. I asked him if he knew that he would be hanged within 30 days. He laughed and told me that, "I know abou...
Former Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein was put to death by hanging early this morning. No sooner did the noose snap his neck than the Iraqi people celebrated by dancing in the street singing "Ding Dong the King is Dead" and praised George W...
Saddam Hussein could be executed as soon as tomorrow. Michael Jackson, not a fan of Hussein but instead a humanitarian opposed to the death penalty text messaged Iraqi judges asking that Hussein be given life in prison instead. Unfortunately Iraqi ju...
The United Nations has surprised the world by making North Korean leader Kim Jong Il their eighth Secretary-General. The controversial figure is said to be "delighted" by the news and has said he wants to make "bringing back communism&...
After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...
(Weed--CA) "I couldn't believe it. The President of the United States bought my humidifier!" That was Janis Malverne's reaction when she received an e-mail from G.Bush@WhiteHouse.org. Ms. Malverne explained in a phone interview fro...
(Washington--D.C.) In a CNN/USA Today poll, 53% of Americans polled believed more in Santa Claus than in victory in Iraq. And with a survey question also including belief in the Grinch and Snoopy, the number rose to 58%. The White House was quick to...
(Los Angeles--CA) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the love that was to last for eternity, or at least for another season of Chaotic, couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. But today Britney Spears told reporters why. The...
Following his humiliating defeat in the Iraqi War, Saddam Hussein spent many hours in his jail cell pondering his fate. During this time he was urged to write of his life and experiences and our top reporter managed to get a sneak preview.
Thanks to leniency by the Iraqi court Saddam Hussein will not only live another day but will also get to choose an alternate method of going to meet Allah. When presented with such creative suggestions as getting eaten by Jackals, sl...
Tel Aviv - (Associated Mess): In a rare political interview, the reclusive Israeli spoonbender Uri Geller has told the press that the power of the paranormal led American troops to fugitive Saddam Hussein's hidey-hole bunker.
WASHINGTON (AP)-- President George Bush has about faced, reversing his enthusiasm for the death verdict handed down by his puppet judge in the Iraqi show trial.
Baghdad, Iraq - Aljazeera TV ratings winner Iraq's Next Top Hangman (INTH) is in it's 8th cycle this year with 2006 set to be bigger than ever. Just days after Saddam Hussein was sentenced to hang, Iraqi officials have agreed to hand over the...
Saddam Hussien, found guilty this week of mutliple violations in an Iraqi court, has demanded an appeal. Lawyers for Hussien issued the following statement: "Our client is innocent. He demands the right to prove his innocence. We demand a cha...
In a change to the original decision made at the trial into his atrocities and war-crimes, the former Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein, may now be made to face a fate worse than death.
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