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Funny story: Russell Brand and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Sell By Date"

Russell Brand and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Sell By Date"

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Russell "Sniffles" Brand has just told the Hollywood entertainment media that he will be appearing in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Sell By Date. The spokesperson identified as Colton B. Billingee said...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants She only takes up three quarters of the page now. Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna. That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet. CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful. I only popped o...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 3rd September 2012

'He is just too intelligent for her': Geri Halliwell cools off her romance with Russell Brand after initial 'fizz of yoga and sex' She's now looking for someone who likes bucks fizz, yoghurt and sax. But no dictionary. 'I don't regret a thing': Celebrity Big Brother's Danica Thrall reveals steamy lesbian romps on sex channels I regret not having that channel on freeview. (Thank God for the in...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 29th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 29th August 2012

Curvy Christina Aguilera squeezes her body into a VERY tight black dress to film new music video XXX Tina? 'Martine McCutcheon is a manipulative, evil b***h - destructive and cruel': By her best friend and former chief bridesmaid. Sounds like the perfect Eastenders character! Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and comedian Russell Brand an item? The perfect couple! Well at least while they're tog...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Desperate For A New Reality Show

Kate Gosselin Desperate For A New Reality Show

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, who recently broke up with her boyfriend Russell "Sniffles" Brand, says that she is still upset that he cheated on her with Kat Von D, or the "Tattooed Circus Woman" as Kate calls her. She noted that there ar...

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Funny story: American Idol Offers Katy Perry $20 Million

American Idol Offers Katy Perry $20 Million

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry is still heartbroken at having been dumped by John "The Player" Mayer but American Idol has just waved 20 million reasons in front of her that should at least put a bit of a smile on her pretty face. Reports out of the Left...

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Funny story: John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

John Mayer Lusting For Rihanna

SAN FRANCISCO - Singer John Mayer was recently in San Francisco taking a tour of Alcatraz Prison. He related to Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has always been fascinated by the old prison which shut down in 1963, due to an infestation of vampire bats.

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He Misses Ex-Girlfriend Kate Gosselin's 8 Kids

Russell Brand Says He Misses Ex-Girlfriend Kate Gosselin's 8 Kids

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand called up Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors and told her that he wants her to let everyone know that he is sorry and really regrets his little recent indiscretion with Kat Von D. He stated that he had no idea that it would...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Dumps Russell Brand

Kate Gosselin Dumps Russell Brand

READING, Pennsylvania - The woman who is employed as Kate Gosselin's nanny Mindy Lulu Lickenfeister has stated that Kate is devastated at boyfriend Russell Brand's infidelity. Gosselin, 37, was told by a close friend that iRumors reporter Taffeta...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - As the black Ferrari sped away from the exquisite Café Le French Fry into the Tinsel Town night reporters and paparazzi were left quite puzzled. The question that they were asking each other regarding John Mayer and Katy Perry was...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kat Von D

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand is reportedly still upset that he was not invited to be a special guest of Queen Elizabeth II, during the Summer Olympics in London. Prior to the Olympics, Brand had bragged to his girlfriend Kate Gosselin that he was cer...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

Katy Perry Reveals She's Infatuated With Tom Cruise

MIAMI - Katy Perry decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand and flew over to Miami for some much needed fun in the Florida sun. She was photographed by Picasso Mandolin, one of the world's foremost celebrity photographers wearing...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

SAN ANTONIO - The young stars of The Vampire Diaries flew into San Antonio to tour the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch which is owned by Russell Brand. The beautiful, sprawling, working cattle ranch was originally owned by country legend George Strai...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

Katy Perry and Katie Holmes Deny The Lesbian Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise exactly six months to the date that Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry. Katy was definitely devastated at the news where as Katie made the news, so she was certainly not the...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Tom Cruise and Russell Brand to remarry after their divorces

Following the shock announcement that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are to divorce, a friend of Cruises confirmed that he has not ruled out a fourth marriage. The Mission Impossible actor, 50 next week, was previously married to Mimi Rogers and Nico...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

Katy Perry Tells Russell Brand To Stop Calling Her Because She Isn't Taking Him Back

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry was having dinner with her hair stylist at The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Encino when she was approached by a member of the entertainment media. Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk told Ms. Perry that...

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Funny story: An Upskirt Photo of Kate Gosselin Appears on The Internet and Boyfriend Russell Brand Is Not A Happy Camper

An Upskirt Photo of Kate Gosselin Appears on The Internet and Boyfriend Russell Brand Is Not A Happy Camper

LA BREA - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin were having dinner at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner when Russell went into his laptop and saw a photo of Kate on the Internet. The picture clearly showed her getting out of her car in a short plaid skir...

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