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Funny story: Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Glenn Beck: Hey Rush, how the hell are you holding up you big mouth scumbag? 9:03 a.m. Rush Limbaugh: Oh, I guess I'm okay Glenn, considering that so far I have lost 11 of my radio talk show sponsors. 9:07 a.m. Glenn Beck: I know the feeling fat boy believe me. I lost every single one of my sponsors and as you know shortly after that I lost my job and now I'm getting...

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Funny story: Madonna Is Ecstatic About Her Brand New Tramp Stamp Tattoo

Madonna Is Ecstatic About Her Brand New Tramp Stamp Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently stated that her half time performance at this year's Super Bowl did more to revitalize her extremely sagging career than anything else she has done in the past ten years. The Big Apple songstress remarked that than...

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Funny story: A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson, 31, has admitted to being a lot of things but modest is certainly not one of them. The pregnant and unmarried blonde singer, actress, and magician's assistant has just joined the ranks of several other well known cel...

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Funny story: Is Rush Limbaugh's Wife really a Slut?

Is Rush Limbaugh's Wife really a Slut?

Oops! Did I really just infer that Limbaugh's wife is a slut? I'm really sorry if I did. I'm sure she probably isn't. Please forgive me. I must have been talking out my ass. Drat! I've just been warned by The Spoof's word counting algorithm that I can't publish this totally fictitious crank of Limbaugh latest sewer soliloquy yet. It seems that I ran afoul of the minimum word requirement, which...

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Funny story: President Obama: "I will not seek a second term"

President Obama: "I will not seek a second term"

In a move that has stunned America, President Barack Obama has announced that he will not compete in November's Presidential election for a second term as leader of the free world, claiming he has better things to do with his time. Instead, he is...

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Funny story: Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Apparently actress Patricia Heaton, who appears as Frankie Heck the dysfunctional, horrible housekeeper of a mother on the sitcom The Middle, thinks that people care about what she has to say in the political arena. That sentiment wa...

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Funny story: Pols pander to pig values - voters needs no big tent

Pols pander to pig values - voters needs no big tent

Recent video clips show sparsely attended Republican Party presidential primary campaign rallies in oversized venues. Rather than broaden its base, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said today the party was achieving its goal of becoming a "small tent"...

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Funny story: Limbaugh's Controversial Show May be Saved with New Sponsors

Limbaugh's Controversial Show May be Saved with New Sponsors

With current sponsors running away from Rush Limbaugh thanks to his latest flap unfairly targeting one woman who appeared in front of congress, Rush Limbaugh's publicist is running just as fast to find a new series of sponsors. Without many option...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck knows what it is to fall like a boulder from grace for simply uttering his personal opinions about someone. Getting canned from a gravy job with Fox News Channel was just the beginning of a decline in popularit...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian, Denzel Washington, and Ron Jeremy To Star In "Oops - The Rush Limbaugh Story"

Kim Kardashian, Denzel Washington, and Ron Jeremy To Star In "Oops - The Rush Limbaugh Story"

LOS ANGELES - Pipe Dream Films in association with TouchRock Productions will soon begin filming on Sheboygan Saddlewood's Oops - The Rush Limbaugh Story. The motion picture will star the world's most famous porn star Ron Jeremy in the role of GOP...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Craps Himself While On The Air

Rush Limbaugh Craps Himself While On The Air

That terrific tearing noise many heard yesterday during the very first hour of the Rush Limbaugh show was apparently not his pants this time. Almost instantly, the webcam was shut off and people were left with a seated Rush Limbaugh with a surpris...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Republican Nominee For President

Rush Limbaugh Republican Nominee For President

Since all Republicans appear to be beholden to radio talk show entertainer Rush Limbaugh, (particularly the four remaining candidates for the presidential nomination) Rush recognized a golden opportunity and decided to become the Republican President...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Will End Up Losing All of His Advertisers Except For One Very Appropriate One

Rush Limbaugh Will End Up Losing All of His Advertisers Except For One Very Appropriate One

NEW YORK CITY - As everyone knows by now, the only reason why Rush Limbaugh apologized for calling Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute" was because he was told to do so by the executives who sign his $50 million a year...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Need Not Apologize For Calling Slut A Slut Says Noted Etymologist: Dr. Billingsgate

Rush Limbaugh Need Not Apologize For Calling Slut A Slut Says Noted Etymologist: Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST - Forensic Etymologist, Dr. Billingsgate, in an interview seen on Face the Nation Sunday morning said that Rush Limbaugh should not apologize for calling Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke a "slut." Citing no less an expert tha...

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Funny story: Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising on Rush Limbaugh Show

Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising on Rush Limbaugh Show

"If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company," said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. "As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show," announced the VP on the Sunday editio...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Begs Student For Forgiveness!

Rush Limbaugh Begs Student For Forgiveness!

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh apologized Saturday and again three different times on Sunday to a Georgetown University law student he had branded a "slut" and "prostitute" and "bigot" after fellow Republicans as well as Democrats criticiz...

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Funny story: Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

The top Republican think tank in Washington, C.E.S.S.P.O.O.L., has released its top five Imbeciles list, people whom it says have made significant contributions to the betterment of the Party's reputation for incessant idiocy. Number 5. Rand Paul...

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