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Funny story: Fox News switches to All Comedy format in Murdoch scandal!

Fox News switches to All Comedy format in Murdoch scandal!

Fox News in a press release last night stated that the cable network was switching to an all comedy format. Without saying that the decision was due to the scandal currently swirling around Rupert Murdoch and his UK tabloid, observers were not in dou...

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Funny story: Who's Sorry Now?

Who's Sorry Now?

Rupert Murdoch has discussed with me his new approach to dealing with the crisis at News International in an exclusive interview to be published in a special edition of Screws of the World. 'I'm sorry for everything' he told me frankly. I asked...

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Funny story: News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

The FBI has revealed that, in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks in the US, employees of News International dug up the graves of victims and 'hacked' into them, removal vital organs, bones and even brains in an effort to find more information. Agent...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Having declined to appear in from of the Department of Culture, Media and Sport's select committee next week, Rebekah Brooks has revealed herself to be a 'can't'. Despite the fact that both Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to attend, Brooks ha...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch hacks his own phone to find out what he is thinking

Rupert Murdoch hacks his own phone to find out what he is thinking

New York - Under fire from a phone hacking scandal that threatens to destroy his communications empire, media mogul Rupert Murdoch today admitted that he routinely hacks his own phone daily "just to keep up with what's going on." "Once you turn 80...

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Funny story: Murdoch Spying on Spoof Writers

Murdoch Spying on Spoof Writers

London-Rupert Murdoch admitted that he is spying on Spoof writers because he fears their journalist integrity is killing his bottom line. "I was disappointed when I discovered that most Spoof writers are so boring that my voyeuristic fantasies co...

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Funny story: Man who Owned Newspaper to Blame for Everything

Man who Owned Newspaper to Blame for Everything

Researchers have today uncovered conclusive proof that an Australian man who owns some newspapers is to blame for everything bad that happened in the last twenty years. "It's been a living hell" said Mr T.B, a former lawyer, "for years I had to do...

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Funny story: Murdoch 'could go bust like Robert Maxwell' - report

Murdoch 'could go bust like Robert Maxwell' - report

London - A rollercoaster ride to the St Swithun's Day Full Moon this Friday could see the media magnate go belly-up just like the Trinity Mirror ex-proprietor. Influential business journal the Hole-in-the-Wall Street Journal sources today question...

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Funny story: New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

Following the failure of an emergency services test recently, it has been revealed that the new £155,000 a metre tunnel under Hindhead's iconic Devil's Punchbowl will now never be opened. A recent "crash test" revealed that the drainage for the ne...

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Funny story: Spoof! Attacked by Murdoch Bullies

Spoof! Attacked by Murdoch Bullies

Following the blanket attacks by Spoof! writers on the Murdochs Evil Empire, this reporter can reveal that the Lowton brothers were put under intense pressure by one of the bullies who work for the Muckdocs. Benjamin Lowton, currently in a Somali jail, actually no he has joined the Somali pirates-sorry, our mistake- was phoned up and someone offered to pay his ransom money. He replied that he w...

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Funny story: Tabloid Scandal - A Call to Arms for True Britons!

Tabloid Scandal - A Call to Arms for True Britons!

A blameless British population were today waking up to the true horror of the abuse suffered by them over the last thirty years. "My god, I cannot believe it!" said Derek Scutter, 31, of Billericay. " If I had known for one moment that all that stuff about murdered schoolgirls and dead soldiers had been gained in an underhand manner, do you think I would still have paid to read it?" "I mean,...

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Funny story: Konrad Adenauer Jailed For War Crimes

Konrad Adenauer Jailed For War Crimes

Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany from 1949-1963 Konrad Adenauer was yesterday jailed for waging aggressive war, war crimes and crimes against humanity by an Allied Military Tribunal. Speaking after the sentencing, one of judges gave t...

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Funny story: News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

London Police announced today that famed psychic Barry Lastard II has turned himself in to authorities for breaking into the spirit worlds central switchboard. Lastard, one of several psychics employed at The News of the World newspaper, turned h...

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Funny story: News Of The World Reprieved?

News Of The World Reprieved?

A west London news mogul is involved in last-ditch talks to save the doomed Sunday tabloid The News of the World. The red-top's owner, News International, announced it was closing the title on Thursday in the midst of the phone hacking scandal. Th...

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Funny story: New weekend Red Top the 'Sunday Colon' is anagram of 'Andy Coulson'!

New weekend Red Top the 'Sunday Colon' is anagram of 'Andy Coulson'!

London - The newly reborn News of the Screws is to be named after the Whopping, Isle of Dogs hero and sometime Head of Communications at No 10. The new moniker is said to reflect the style of reporting favored by the once world-renowned organ.

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Funny story: In the Name of God, Go!

In the Name of God, Go!

Speculation was mounting today as to what the fuck it is that you can actually have on someone that is so good it stops them just bloody sacking you. "I mean, are there actually some bodies on a hillside somewhere?" said media industry insider Gar...

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Funny story: New Soar-away Sunday Sun - From Next Sunday

New Soar-away Sunday Sun - From Next Sunday

News International has announced a new Sunday newspaper to be launched next week; the Sunday Sun. The new offering will consist of a tabloid paper providing celebrity gossip and editorial, a magazine called Sunburst which will provide celebrity goss...

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