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Funny story: 9th Tier Presidential Candidate Ron Paul - Spoiler

9th Tier Presidential Candidate Ron Paul - Spoiler

"I've had it with that upstart Texas congressman, Ron Paul!" exclaimed a prominent CFR member. "This is not how we planned this election to play out. It is supposed to be a nail-biting battle between former mayor Rudy Giuliani and...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani declares war on all alien life forms; vows to rebuild SETI and NASA space programs with offensive capabilities

Rudy Giuliani declares war on all alien life forms; vows to rebuild SETI and NASA space programs with offensive capabilities

Washington, DC - During a Giuliani campaign rally, an 8-year-old-boy asked him what he would do as President of the United States if it were discovered that alien life existed on another planet and it was hostile toward us. Without hesitation Giulian...

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Funny story: Giuliani Vows to be America's First Drag Queen President

Giuliani Vows to be America's First Drag Queen President

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Rudy Giuliani vows to be America's first Drag Queen President in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: Gore Picks Giuliani as Running Mate

Gore Picks Giuliani as Running Mate

New York, New York (IP) - Al Gore has picked Rudy Giuliani as his running mate.

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Funny story: Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

Giuliani Says He "Is Prettier" Than Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK (FMLiveWire) - Rudy Giuliani says he can beat Hillary Clinton since he "is far prettier than she is."...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Lake Huron, The Open Sea - Rudy Rompson was thrown overboard Sunday after about thirty Ron Paul supporters discovered his stowaway hideout and resourcefully took a...

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Funny story: Giuliani Suggests Pie Eating Contest to End Iraq War

Giuliani Suggests Pie Eating Contest to End Iraq War

In a bid thought to pander to the anti-war wings of both the Democratic and Republican parties, Rudy Giuliani today announced what he is calling "A messy but bloodless solution to the Iraq War". His plan is to invite all tribal leaders of t...

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Funny story: Republican candidate Giuliani will "turn back time"

Republican candidate Giuliani will "turn back time"

Former New York mayor and Republican bast*ard candidate, Rudolph Giuliani says he wants America to go back to a safer time.

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Funny story: Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.

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Funny story: Fred Dalton Thompson Gives Mount Rushmore a Makeover

Fred Dalton Thompson Gives Mount Rushmore a Makeover

The granite sculptures of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore in South Dakota will soon have company.

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Funny story: While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani to end illegal immigration; vows to detain and deport anyone in America with an ethnically sounding last name

Rudy Giuliani to end illegal immigration; vows to detain and deport anyone in America with an ethnically sounding last name

Washington, D.C. - Republican Presidential contender, former mayor of New York City, Rudy Giuliani, announced he would put an end to all illegal immigration in the United States if he were elected President by detaining and deporting anyone in Americ...

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Funny story: Giuliani chooses unsurprising running mate

Giuliani chooses unsurprising running mate

In a truly unexpected move, Republican Presidential hopeful and former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani has prematurely chosen his running mate-Osama Bin Laden. Although considered presumptuous by many, his choice of running mate is widely considered to...

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Funny story: Giuliani: Abolish Congress!

Giuliani: Abolish Congress!

Former NY mayor Rudy Giuliani today announced that in order to reduce the size of the federal government, he would immediately abolish the Congress, along with every government agency outside the Executive branch, including the Office of Vice Preside...

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Funny story: Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...

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Funny story: Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...

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Funny story: Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy

Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy

In response to the Bush Administration's new "Waffle" strategy for Iraq, GOP candidates Rudy Giuliani, John McCain,...

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