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Funny story: World's First "Content-Free Art" To Premier In Stockholm

World's First "Content-Free Art" To Premier In Stockholm

It seems that trash TV and reality shows just aren't enough for some people. Richard Glossip, noted English philanthropist and business opportunist, is now going to present the world with a shocking new theatre concept he is calling "Conten...

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Funny story: Rap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne

Rap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne

American rap star Lil' Wayne today claimed that rap 'is not crap'.

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Funny story: Recruitment Advertisements - the truth at last

Recruitment Advertisements - the truth at last

Now, thanks to how useless, ineffective and overburdened with nonsensical American rubbish HR departments have become, many companies use job ambulance chasers (or "recruitment consultants" as they are sometimes referred to) to, well, recruit on their behalf. The following helps interpret the real meaning of terms mentioned within business recruitment advertising in particular: ATTRACTIVE SALA...

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Funny story: Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...

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Funny story: Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

Hippies Cause A Stink at 'Live Earth' Shows

WORLD NEWS - Concert goers at the 'Live Earth' shows left behind at least 1,025 tons of trash strewn about the grounds of the many venues holding the concerts. Clean-up continues at most locations, and some will be closed indefinitely.

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Funny story: "Everything Is Crap" - Dr Zygote

"Everything Is Crap" - Dr Zygote

The world-famous spiritual guru and eminent psychic Dr Krushchev T Zygote today revealed to an astonished world that EVERYTHING is "crap".

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Funny story: Chinese Goods Blasted as Sub-Standard

Chinese Goods Blasted as Sub-Standard

(Leuters, Beijing) - There is increasing global concern as to the quality of goods being exported from China to the West. In recent months tests on products ranging from dog food to battleships have revealed increasing levels of sub-standard workmans...

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Funny story: Sinister Wheelie Bins to Spy on General Public

Sinister Wheelie Bins to Spy on General Public

New sinister black wheelie bins will be given new powers to spy on members of the public.

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Funny story: Council Arrests Pigeon For Dropping Two Crisps

Council Arrests Pigeon For Dropping Two Crisps

A council has defended its decision to issue an £80 litter fine after a pigeon dropped two crisps on the pavement. The pigeon was pounced on by 2 zealous litter wardens who threw themselves onto the shocked bird waving their council badges.

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Funny story: Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Euro-disaster as Scootch make an arse of it

Scooch, the British entry into this-years Eurovision Song Contest flew back into Heathrow yesterday evening to scenes of hysteria. People cheered "You're crap!" and "Tossers!"...

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Funny story: US conceptual artist turns trash into $$$ trash

US conceptual artist turns trash into $$$ trash

Washington DC - (Rubbish Press): An American conceptual artist Chris Goodwin has found a lucrative new way of turning street rubbish into highly marketable art gallery rubbish with his "trashballs" creation.

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Funny story: Windproof Wheelie-Bins Sighted Over Belgium

Windproof Wheelie-Bins Sighted Over Belgium

Hackney Council's new windproof wheelie bins, tested in wind tunnels, and introduced last year to the tune of £6 million of taxpayer's money, failed their first test in Thursday's major storm. As many as one thousand bins...

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Funny story: Woman Arrested Over Talking Wheelie Bin Death

Woman Arrested Over Talking Wheelie Bin Death

Picture a normal Tuesday in Hackney, West London. Bin day, and ageing granny Elsie Glockle, 79, is leading her wheelie bin out to the kerb for collection as usual.

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Funny story: Nervous Nellies Look Upward as NASA Allows Intergalactic Dumping

Nervous Nellies Look Upward as NASA Allows Intergalactic Dumping

NASA has always talked about responsible waste management, but is there change on the way? Believe it or not, the agency will soon be allowing the International Space Station's crew to simply open the door and throw out certain kinds of useless...

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Funny story: Recycling error puts pensioner on Death Row

Recycling error puts pensioner on Death Row

Even Britain's hardest criminals were shocked when details of the callous and cold bloodied crime carried out by a seemingly frail old widow, were released to the press.

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Funny story: Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Ben Nevis, Scotland; Thursday 18 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A piano graveyard has been found inside a stone cairn in Scotland's premier rubbish dump, also known as Ben Nevis mountain, leading to speculation that it may be Liberace's mis...

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Funny story: Star Wars film delayed after Lucas blasts actors

Star Wars film delayed after Lucas blasts actors

George Lucas says the release of Star Wars Episode III could be delayed by up to three years - after admitting that most of his actors are "rubbish".

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