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Funny story: Elton John Upset He Wasn't Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Elton John Upset He Wasn't Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding

Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn't "the biggest Queen" in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton. Aft...

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Funny story: After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"

Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was...

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Funny story: Mayday! Mayday! No royal honeymoon as toll on Queen's health worsens

Mayday! Mayday! No royal honeymoon as toll on Queen's health worsens

London - A chopper has whisked the newlyweds off to a secret UK location as rumors fly that HM 'is sick as a dog'. The newlyweds' fortnight aboard Brunei Prince Jefri's yacht 'Tits' is now on the back-burner following Her Maj's nocturnal spasm.

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Allows Man to Be Patriotic for One Day

Royal Wedding Allows Man to Be Patriotic for One Day

LONDON & WALSALL - As the wedding between Dian--- Kate and Will goes on, one man is relishing the fact that he can be a patriot today. "Usually," said Mark Smith, "I have to keep my national pride under wraps you see. Sometimes people see that...

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Funny story: Carole Middleton A Big Hit With The More Mature Gentleman

Carole Middleton A Big Hit With The More Mature Gentleman

It wasn't only the stunning sisters, Kate and Pippa, who wowed a nation at yesterday's Royal Wedding proceedings, mum Carole picked up a more than respectable number of admiring male glances. Particularly from more mature gentlemen. Aside from...

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Funny story: Married only one day and Prince William sleeps with a commoner

Married only one day and Prince William sleeps with a commoner

In a shock revelation that shocked the world into shock, it was revealed that newly-married Prince William spent his first night of marriage with a commoner. Dave Filth, reporter at large - well he is 32 stone in weight - revealed the sordid facts...

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Funny story: WTF with the itsy-bitsy white angora cardie, Kate?

WTF with the itsy-bitsy white angora cardie, Kate?

London - The world of haute couture is gobsmacked: Kate's white, five grand evening dress topped off 'like a blob of sugarpaste icing on a ubiquitous fairy cake' - by a jaw-dropping fluffy angora cardie. "It's a classic anorexic/bulimic style-bibl...

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Funny story: Pope Fights Back

Pope Fights Back

The current Pope Benedict has hit back at critics who say he needs a spectacular like the Royal Wedding to get even bigger crowds and TV exposure than a future head of the Church of England. Unable to stage a similar marriage (at least in public)...

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Funny story: Royal Kiss Analysis: Bomb, no Spark!

Royal Kiss Analysis: Bomb, no Spark!

London - Was the kiss worth the wait? Was it sincere? Was it a Frenchie? According to most viewers it was none of the above. "It was downright pithy if ask me," said Nora Higbie in an annoyed tone, "If I couldn't muster more passion than that I mi...

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Funny story: Ohhhh Nooo! Kate Middleton turns out to be… a Guy!

Ohhhh Nooo! Kate Middleton turns out to be… a Guy!

In a real shocker, it was discovered that after trying to consummate the Royal Marriage between Prince William and his new bride, Catherine Middleton, that Middleton was not a woman after all! Just another guy dressed in drag. A stunned Prince Wi...

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Funny story: Will And Kate Talk Baby Names

Will And Kate Talk Baby Names

London, England - The happy couple revealed they've already picked out names for their future offspring and can hardly wait to share it with the world. These two are conservative types, but they also are part of a new world and want their chi...

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Funny story: Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...

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Funny story: Newlyweds to consummate marriage in Princess Diana Fountain moonlight skinnydip

Newlyweds to consummate marriage in Princess Diana Fountain moonlight skinnydip

London - The pre-nuptial trip to 'lay some flowers' at Diana's Althorp burial mound raised some eyebrows earlier when the dishevelled couple eventually emerged from the Spencer island mausoleum. Tonight a Buckingham Palace tip-off reckoned the new...

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Funny story: 'Anonymous' £113m EuroMillions jackpot winner 'rumored to be Kate's father Michael Middleton'

'Anonymous' £113m EuroMillions jackpot winner 'rumored to be Kate's father Michael Middleton'

London - Secrecy shrouds the identity of last October's staggering EuroMillions jackpot ticket-holder who plumped for anonimity when trousering the dosh. But the rumor was all the rage inside Buckingham Palace's gilded walls this afternoon as gues...

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Funny story: Media coverage of the Royal Wedding "adequate"

Media coverage of the Royal Wedding "adequate"

The television coverage of the Royal Wedding began five hours prior to the wedding, and continued for the rest of the day across just about every channel. Such was the scrabbling for angles that hadn't already been covered that the channels were s...

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Funny story: The British Public Will Be Royalist says Police Superintendent

The British Public Will Be Royalist says Police Superintendent

Britain has today been declared a no-go area at the occasion of the Royal Wedding of William to Catherine Middleton. Thousands of tourists and native well wishers descended onto the Capital in order to nosey at the couple and distinguished guests and...

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