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Funny story: Ellen, Rosie, & Melissa Are Buying The State of Montana

Ellen, Rosie, & Melissa Are Buying The State of Montana

HOLLYWOOD, California - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is still reeling from the fact that Proposition 8, banning gay marriages in California won. But DeGeneres has talked to her attorney Rigatoni 'Tony' Carducci, and it looks like she may have an...

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Funny story: DeGeneres, O'Donnell, and Etheridge Buy JetBlue; rebrand as JetLavender

DeGeneres, O'Donnell, and Etheridge Buy JetBlue; rebrand as JetLavender

NEW HAVEN, Connecticut - A Connecticut judge has ruled that gay couples can now legally marry in the 'Nutmeg' state. The ruling is a victory for gay marriage advocates who were disappointed by the California referendum that banned same-sex unions...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Returns To ABC

Rosie O'Donnell Returns To ABC

New Yawk, NY-- Rosie O'Donnell will make a less-than-triumphant return to network television this fall. Rosie has been hired as a cleaning woman by ABC Studios in New Yawk City. She will be cleaning floors, windows and bathroom stalls. The bullying b...

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Funny story: Lesbos rejects lesbians, especially Rosie O'Donnell

Lesbos rejects lesbians, especially Rosie O'Donnell

A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between numerous annoying gay women on television and the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos.

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Funny story: Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney tec...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Claims She is the Real Cracklin' Rosie

Rosie O'Donnell Claims She is the Real Cracklin' Rosie

After hearing the story about Sweet Caroline being Caroline Kennedy, Rosie O'Donnell announced she is the real Cracklin' Rosie. She claims Neil Diamond once saw her in the audience of one of his concerts and she yelled out her name so loudly...

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Funny story: Gays Pack Fudge For Charity

Gays Pack Fudge For Charity

Hollywood gays and lesbians got together to pack fudge for charity and the homeless. This is an annual event in California and has begun spreading across the country. Famous singer Little Richard said "Owwww! I been packin' the fudge for years a...

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Funny story: Berry Manilow pulls a Rosie; stiffs The View because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's views

Berry Manilow pulls a Rosie; stiffs The View because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's views

Los Angeles, California - Proving once again that super liberal true believers like Rosie O'Donnell can dish it out but cannot take it, Berry Manilow announced he canceled his scheduled appearance on The View once he discovered there was a conser...

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Funny story: Rosie Bashes Old People - Baby Boomers Retaliate

Rosie Bashes Old People - Baby Boomers Retaliate

(Hollywood) - In another case of celebrity bad behavior, fat lesbian self-destructive Rosie O'Donnell, in her recent book, "Fat Pig Lesbian", called for older people such as Barbara Walters to voluntarily step aside or be forced to reti...

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Funny story: Rosie O Donnell appointed spokeswoman on nuclear energy

Rosie O Donnell appointed spokeswoman on nuclear energy

Fat comic Rosie o Donnell has been elected spokeswoman for Nuclear Energy by Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Funny story: Eighteen Nigerians Arrested on Sodomy Charges to be Executed

Eighteen Nigerians Arrested on Sodomy Charges to be Executed

Eighteen Nigerians arrested for violation of a state ordinance on sodomy have been tried and found guilty and will be executed Tuesday morning at sunrise. The group, led by Abu Buba, were all found in women's clothing near an illegal gay wedding.

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Funny story: Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Longtime celebrity, and out-spoken American icon Miss Piggy, has unveiled startling news.

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Funny story: Radical Rosie Comes Out Again

Radical Rosie Comes Out Again

New York (Lez Miserables) -- Rosie O'Donnell, using her daughter as a poster child, is coming out of the closet…AGAIN! Only this time it's no real shocker. She's admitting what conservatives neo and not have been saying e...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnel Eats Three Silverback Gorillas

Rosie O'Donnel Eats Three Silverback Gorillas

Hollywood, CA - Television star and and opinionated uber-lesbian Rosie O'Donnel wowed fans as she greedily consumed three male silverback gorillas to protest something or another, though no one could figure out exactly what through the hail of bl...

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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell to Replace Bob Barker as The Price Is Right Host

Rosie O'Donnell to Replace Bob Barker as The Price Is Right Host

Retiring host Bob Barker has hand selected Rosie O'Donnell to replace him as the new hostess of The Price is Right. Rosie recently left The View as a co-hostess after having repeated problems with the other stars.

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Funny story: Rosie Sheds A Few

Rosie Sheds A Few

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Television super star Ronnie O'Donnell (formerly Rosie O'Donnell) has reportedly lost 500 pounds, or .25 tons. According to Dr. Rick Head,...

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