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Funny story: Ron Paul's big bro Les is dead at 94

Ron Paul's big bro Les is dead at 94

New York - (RIP Mess): Ron Paul's elder brother the noted guitarist and prospective 2012 vice-presidential partner Les Paul has died at the age of 94. Paul rose to fame with his 'While My Guitar Gently Veeps' Beatles lyrics predicting the 2008 Whi...

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Funny story: Cats to the White House

Cats to the White House

Washington, D.C. Real change is coming to the White House, an executive spokesman says. The newly acquired dog will be ditched for four kittens. These will be named Paris, Hilton, Britney, and Spears. President Obama was made aware that the previo...

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Funny story: "New Culture" world party

"New Culture" world party

Ron Paul, George Galloway, Victor Chavez, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have created a "New Culture" world party, and are the easy favourites to be elected as the new world leaders. They have all stated that a co-operative world is more desirable than a co...

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Funny story: Clinton Whitemails Obama; Power-Sharing Agreement Revealed!

Clinton Whitemails Obama; Power-Sharing Agreement Revealed!

YTRE FR├śNNINGEN SOGN OG FJORDANE, NORWAY, EU-- Unique CFR-brokered Clinton-Obama power-sharing agreements in May 2008 secretly guaranteed President-Elect Clinton the Middle American presidency after giving Obama a turn, it has been revealed. The...

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Funny story: Obama Thanks Ron Paul

Obama Thanks Ron Paul

President-elect Barack Obama thanked Republican Ron Paul late Tuesday night for helping him win the election. Obama attributed his win, in part, to Ron Paul's message. "It was the Constitution thing that did it for me," Obama said. Ron Paul had co...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Finally Concedes Republican Nomination

Ron Paul Finally Concedes Republican Nomination

Texas Congressman Ron Paul finally conceded the Republican Nomination to Senator John McCain, six weeks after his party's national convention. Paul was the first man to enter the race and is apparently also the last to leave. Even when McCain sec...

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Funny story: Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Congressman Ron Paul singlehandedly resolved the global economic crisis Sunday morning. The former presidential candidate used a little-known clause in the Constitution to take over the government. "I had enough," said Dr. Paul. "Those idiots have...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Selects Ralph Nader as His VP

Ron Paul Selects Ralph Nader as His VP

Cheyenne Mt CO, September 1, 2008: Presidential candidate Ron Paul emerged from his underground Libertarian Party headquarters to announce his vice presidential choice. He said "I have chosen Ralph Nader as my running mate." A Libertarian Party sp...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Moderated by Britney Spears

Presidential Debate Moderated by Britney Spears

New York, NY, July 2008: MTV graciously hosted, in their New York studios, the first Presidential candidate's debate for the general election of 2008. Ralph Nader, Senator Barack Obama, Senator John McCain and Ron Paul were invited to participate.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Chosen to Moderate MSNBC'S "Meet the Press"

Ron Paul Chosen to Moderate MSNBC'S "Meet the Press"

Today, NBC executives chose former Republican Presidential candidate Ron Paul to be the new moderator of "Meet the Press."...

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Funny story: Ron Paul to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Ron Paul to appear on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

A spokesman for Ron Paul confirmed over the weekend that he would appear on the next season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The announcement comes while rumors continue to circulate on the internet that Ron Paul and Kim Kardashian are involved in...

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Funny story: Ron Paul is GOP Nominee

Ron Paul is GOP Nominee

Today, the GOP dropped McCain as their presumptive nominee and unanimously chose Rep. Ron Paul as their nominee.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Libertarians Endangered!

Ron Paul Libertarians Endangered!

In a surprise move, the U.S. Interior Dept has officially declared Libertarians to be an "Endangered Species."...

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Funny story: Ron Paul finds lost Blanket. Calls off election bid.

Ron Paul finds lost Blanket. Calls off election bid.

Ron Paul announced to day that he is no longer seeking to be President of the United States of America.

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Funny story: Snopes debunks Ron Paul Myth

Snopes debunks Ron Paul Myth

"Ron Paul is a complete fabrication of the internet. He never actually existed but the idea of Ron Paul was enough to keep him alive in the feeble minds of internet forum nerds." said the Snopes website today.

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Funny story: Ron Paul's New Book Number One on Amazon

Ron Paul's New Book Number One on Amazon

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Ron Paul's Republican presidential campaign has set campaign fundraising records and captured more delegates during his presidential run than some of his high-profile Republican rivals, and now his new book is tops on A...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Stumps for St. Pauli Girl

Ron Paul Stumps for St. Pauli Girl

Crown Imports LLC reported in a press release today that it has signed an agreement with Republican Ron Paul. Paul will become the company spokesman for its St. Pauli Girl line of beers.

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