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Funny story: Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Roman Abramovich, ex-KGB oligarch and 74th most evil man on the planet, has left Chelsea in a rage, manager Avram Grant citing the billionaires reasons to be, in the Russian's own words as a disagreement with "that w****r John Cherry and an...

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Funny story: Mad Abramovich intent on World Domination

Mad Abramovich intent on World Domination

Jose Mourinho has broken his silence for the first time since leaving Chelsea by 'mutual consent'.

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Funny story: Abramovich next for red card says FIFA

Abramovich next for red card says FIFA

Stamford Bridge - (EreWeGoEreWeGoEreWeGo Press): Russian billionaire mobster Roman Abramovich may be the next Chelsea man to get a red card according to FIFA officials who gave the nod late last night for Jose Murinho to get the boot after three year...

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Funny story: Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England

Roman Abramovich, the owner of last year's Premiership chumpions Chelsea, has reacted angrily to allegations that he offered a substantial cash bonus to the Russian national football team...

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Funny story: Russian crap sculpture used as bait to bust Abramovich

Russian crap sculpture used as bait to bust Abramovich

London - (Ass Mess): In one of the biggest sting operations ever mounted against foreign organised crime dozens of huge crappy sculptures by rubbish Russian artists (sic) are being staged on display in Regent's Park this week.

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Funny story: Abramovich & Glazers To Switch Clubs?

Abramovich & Glazers To Switch Clubs?

According to embryonic reports emerging from Manchester and London, Roman Abramovich and the Glazer family are to switch clubs in an unprecedented swap deal.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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Funny story: Abramovich bankrolls £20 million detox rehab for Russian national football team

Abramovich bankrolls £20 million detox rehab for Russian national football team

Moscow - (Ass Messki): Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich has pledged £20 million to finance a new facility for detoxification of his country's national football team in a deal sponsored by the Bloodyvostock Vodka Company.

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Funny story: Poisoned spook: net closes in on Abramovich

Poisoned spook: net closes in on Abramovich

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police investigating the suspicious poisoning of a former KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko are reported to be bugging cash-strapped Russian oligarch and Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich after claims that 's...

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Funny story: Roman's ship thrills archaeologists

Roman's ship thrills archaeologists

Cowes, Isle of Wight - (Associated Mess): British archaeologists are said to be thrilled at recent UK marine police reports that a yacht - the Pal Horus - belonging to dodgy Russian oligarch and Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich has been i...

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