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Funny story: Rolling Stones Drop Ron Wood for Ronnie Montrose

Rolling Stones Drop Ron Wood for Ronnie Montrose

Fed up with Wood's recently reported marital and legal troubles, the Rolling Stones have taken courses of action to separate themselves from Wood before the start of the new ablum and international tour. Front man Mick Jagger, could not be reached...

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Funny story: Rolling Stone Guitarist Ron Wood Arrested!

Rolling Stone Guitarist Ron Wood Arrested!

LONDON - Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood, 62, has been arrested for allegedly choking his girlfriend Russian-born Ekaterina Ivanova, 20. The couple had just returned to their Ruxley Towers home in Claygate after having a Laotian dinner at a Camb...

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Funny story: Ron Wood, Prettiest Of The Rolling Stones, Busted

Ron Wood, Prettiest Of The Rolling Stones, Busted

"Handsome" Ron Wood, the good looking one of the Stones, has been arrested Wednesday night in London, on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend, 21-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova, formerly Jane Smyth of Yorkshire. "All the girls want Ron", stated Kei...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Books Queen Elizabeth II, The Rolling Stones, Charles Manson, and Fidel Castro.

Jay Leno Books Queen Elizabeth II, The Rolling Stones, Charles Manson, and Fidel Castro.

HOLLYWOOD - In what Hollywood insiders are calling a desperate measure to try and improve the ratings for the fledgling Jay Leno Show NBC has announced that it has booked some heavy hitters to share the TV screen with Jay (pronounced "J"). The sho...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Tames The Wild Horses

Susan Boyle Tames The Wild Horses

LONDON - The Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle has just released her first single and it has gone right through the ranch house roof. The 48-year-old amazing lass recorded the Rolling Stones ballad "Wild Horses." And SuBo's version literally...

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Funny story: Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

As the great Miguel de Cervantes once said, 'a Proverb is a short sentence based on long experience'. The English language is littered with many such traditional phrases which have over the years been accepted as part of what Shakespeare called 'the...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Leaves The Rolling Stones

Mick Jagger Leaves The Rolling Stones

LONDON - The BBC is reporting that the lead singer for the Rolling Stones Mick Jagger has decided to strike out on his own. It seems that the 66-year-old Jagger got tired of hearing from his band mates that they were too tired to go on another 60-...

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Funny story: A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

The Rolling Stone's guitarist Ronnie Wood has helped contribute to a spoof writer's list of punning headlines, by announcing that he has refused to collect supermodel Kate Moss in his privately owned bin lorry. The hell raising shrivelled up big n...

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Funny story: Brown-Sugar spooky Stones lyrics premonition

Brown-Sugar spooky Stones lyrics premonition

London - (Sorcerer's Apprentice Ass Mess): "Yeah, kinda prescient 70s hunch I guess," was Mick Jagger's comment today following the announcement that Sir Alan Sugar had been appointed official government smack dealer to the unruly. "Sure, ya gotta...

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Funny story: 29 Stone Munter Feeds Kids Junk Food And Wine

29 Stone Munter Feeds Kids Junk Food And Wine

29 stone (406lbs) mum of three Uncleanne Salty today made a defiant stance against critics who insisted that the 24 year old porker feeding her toddler triplets Jock Donald's meals, fish and chips, and pasta washed down with wine was a severe case of...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle, Rolling Stones To Do Altamont Speedway Concert II On Anniversary Of The Event

Susan Boyle, Rolling Stones To Do Altamont Speedway Concert II On Anniversary Of The Event

With this being the fortieth anniversary of the infamous Altamont Speedway Free Concert, Sausan Boyle has been signed up to join with the Rolling Stones to redo the free concert. "I'm looking forward to being up there with Mick and the boys", stat...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Tour With The Rolling Stones

Susan Boyle To Tour With The Rolling Stones

LONDON - Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old singing sensation, who until recently hadn't been kissed, has just been signed to go on tour with none other than the Rolling Stones. Miss Boyle told a reporter for the BBC that it is a dream come true. She sa...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The White House

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The White House

WASHINGTON D.C. - One of the world's greatest rock and roll bands of all time has been booked to play at the White House. A White House representative has in fact confirmed that Mick Jagger, Keith Richard, and the rest of the Rolling Stones band w...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Detained At Heathrow Airport

The Rolling Stones Detained At Heathrow Airport

LONDON - Mick Jagger, 65, Keith Richards, 65, Ron Wood, 61, Bill Wyman, 72, and Charlie Watts, 67, whose combined ages is 330! were all detained for questioning at London's Heathrow Airport. It seems that the lads had stashed over 24,000 counterfe...

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Funny story: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity

Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity

Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger's lips will preserved and placed on permanent display in the British Museum after Jumpin'Jack Flash has gone to meet his maker. The Curator of the Museum announced that the exhibit would be unique and quite unlike...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton To Tour With The Rolling Stones

Dolly Parton To Tour With The Rolling Stones

NASHVILLE - An assistant to country music legend Dolly Parton, 62, has reported that Ms. Dolly will be going on a 73-city tour with The Rolling Stones beginning in April of 2009. Surprisingly Parton will not be singing or playing music, she will...

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Funny story: Ronnie Wood Runs off With Second Russian Temptress

Ronnie Wood Runs off With Second Russian Temptress

Just days after leaving rehab in Surrey, leathery alcoholic Ronnie Wood (85) has run off with yet another wild young Russian. Regulars at the 'Leather on Willow Inn' at Chew Magna, Somerset were amazed when Wood, who looks like Rod Stewart but wi...

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