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Funny story: Robotic Michael Jackson not ready for 'Ascension' tour

Robotic Michael Jackson not ready for 'Ascension' tour

Greedy record executives have recovered far more of Michael Jackson than they expected. Most of his face was 'non-biodegradable' & 'hand washable' and his brain was 'perfectly preserved' in alcohol and barbituates. Seperately in Japan, Sony ha...

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Funny story: Man kicked out of hotel for building killer robots

Man kicked out of hotel for building killer robots

A tourist named Joseph Snowman was staying at a hotel in Birch Run, Michigan until a guest from Missouri staying in the next room, complained that Mr. Snowman was building killer robots in his hotel room. The Michigan State Police confiscated and...

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Funny story: Pentagon's new shape shifting robot

Pentagon's new shape shifting robot

Scientists at The Pentagon have developed a shift shifting robot. Watching the video they have put out is amazing. A square robot, imitating a piece of paper, is able to change its shape from a boat to a plane, origami-style. This lends itself...

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Funny story: Dettori admits "My horse was a robot"

Dettori admits "My horse was a robot"

Frankie Dettori has sensationally admitted that one of the horses in his 'Magnificent 7' was a cyborg robot. The 28th of September 1996 at Ascot had gone down in history after Dettori won all seven races in what was a triumph for punters and a cal...

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Funny story: Lowton to Restaff The Spoof with Humanoid Satirists

Lowton to Restaff The Spoof with Humanoid Satirists

LANCASTER, England - In the future, most satirists at The Spoof will be out of work, replaced by robots, according to the latest projections. From ATM's to automated gas pumps to self-service checkout lanes at major retailers, service jobs are al...

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Funny story: Death by Drones or Robot Wars its the same thing

Death by Drones or Robot Wars its the same thing

Conspiracy theorists are claiming that the planes that hit the two towers in the 911 incident were drones operated by pilots who could have been hundreds of miles away. Americans are using drones at present in warfare. They are launched near areas...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady

Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady

Silicon Valley California- Andy Jonas and Berry Jonas have placed a pre-order for Foxxy the ultimate lady companion and are said to be enthusiastic about her delivery. Andy Jonas said that Foxxy is the prototype of a futuristic mating partner and...

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Funny story: Robot Wife Programme Scrapped

Robot Wife Programme Scrapped

Engineers at Japanese electronics giant Hayagorraleet Corporation announced that all research into a functional robotic wife doll would be scrapped with immediate effect, despite scientists achieving massive breakthroughs in producing synthetic robot...

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Funny story: Scientist with Lisp refuses to use his Robot

Scientist with Lisp refuses to use his Robot

A scientist with a prominent speech impediment has refused to use his robot for fear that he will be teased. Professor Robert Robson-Ross has a lisp which has afflicted him since childhood. He cursed his parents for naming him Robert and for havin...

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Funny story: New sex robot dubbed a schizo

New sex robot dubbed a schizo

Las Vegas - (Ass Mess): A new mechanical life-size rubber doll may be prematurely withdrawn from the market after its inventor revealed the automaton 'comes with five personalities'. The 'Roxxxy' made its debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo this...

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Funny story: Magnificent Robot created for everyday tasks

Magnificent Robot created for everyday tasks

The University of San Taskamonia recently have patented a new device for automated wanking. This new robot was designed by one student, a Dr. Ivana Tinkle. "I, among many other students of the university, have much trouble wanking at night, so...

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Funny story: Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

The worlds first space vehicle designed to allow passengers to experience space travel and weightlessness was hijacked today by robotic Cylons demanding that they be flown to somewhere called the "12 Colonies". The Virgin Galactic was just prepar...

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Funny story: Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

The annual 'Robotics Fair' in Kyoto, Japan, opened today with our Nipponese brethren declaring that robots will take over the world, because the Japanese don't want their kids doing mundane jobs, so the robots will not only take over the mundane empl...

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Funny story: Umpires to be replaced by robots

Umpires to be replaced by robots

NEW YORK NY - Baseball fans are turning purple after reading a new scientific survey that shows that the recent playoffs were determined not by the skill of the players, but by the lack of skill of the umpires, according to my source, an ex commissio...

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Funny story: Twiki attacked, Dr. Theopolis forced to watch

Twiki attacked, Dr. Theopolis forced to watch

New Chicago, Earth - Yesterday, a dented and scratched ambuquad named Twiki was found huddled in the back of Captain Roger's starship, with a distressed Dr. Theopolis laying helpless nearby. It appears a sexual assault was carried out, as evidence...

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Funny story: Admiral Haftel arrested

Admiral Haftel arrested

San Francisco, Earth - Admiral Anthony Haftel was arrested yesterday, upon his return from a visit to the U.S.S. Enterprise, the flagship of our Star Fleet. The charges are serious, and involve attempted kidnapping, violation of the Prime Directive...

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Funny story: New Doomsday Threat: Micro Machines

New Doomsday Threat: Micro Machines

San Francisco, CA - With nanobots and malevolent artificial intelligence already weighing on their minds, scientists are now warning of a new threat: Micro Machines. Driven to near-extinction in the late 1990's, a resurgence of the scale-model min...

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