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Funny story: Russophobia diagnosed as swollen media glands and bacteria mites at lobus occipitalis publicae

Russophobia diagnosed as swollen media glands and bacteria mites at lobus occipitalis publicae

Recent occipital lobe studies at Oxford and MIT universities have at last defined causes in the epidemic of Russophobia sweeping the globe. Russophobia = Russian meddling directed by Vladimir Putin wearing black gloves and hunching his back, or fo...

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Funny story: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: The tortuous twists and turns of this epic battle between the Trump Runner and Wile E Mueller, who some say is being funded by the ACME Corporation, has reached the point of diminishing returns. The ACME Corporation, which i...

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Funny story: Trump And Mueller Seen At Kareoke Bar Singing Together

Trump And Mueller Seen At Kareoke Bar Singing Together

BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed the rumor that the President and Robert Mueller were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night with their arms around each other's...

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Funny story: Mueller discovered as King Lear in Off-Broadway production

Mueller discovered as King Lear in Off-Broadway production

Following recent indictment of the 13 trolls, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has emerged at the center of another controversy. Talk of “the need for a second special counsel” is all over the MSM networks. Update: The Trump-Putin collusion case...

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Funny story: Mueller investigation to star in new TV drama: “I found commies for the FBI”

Mueller investigation to star in new TV drama: “I found commies for the FBI”

In response to the Mueller investigation’s indictment of last Friday, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein’s office has issued a series of NOT statements. Mr. Mueller’s indictment is: Not allegation that Americans were participants in the med...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Following the now accepted Presidential standard of offering Pardons for loyal party hacks who provide diffusion for the fake Russian investigation. The latest batch of lucky Pardonees are out of the starting box early. In fact the Pardons were ann...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Seems that last year, Newsweek magazine published an essay by Harvard Professor Lawrence Lessig. You gotta believe Harvard. It ain't Trump University. Professor Lessig speculated, that if Robert Mueller found evidence of Russian interference in a...

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Funny story: Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Despite 12 indictments for Trump.com™ associates he denies any collusion with Russia and it was purely coincidental Manfart was his campaign manager the same time he was receiving payments from a foreign power. Muellers strategy was up to no...

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Funny story: Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Manafort Deluge Has Begun

Following the multi-count indictment unsealed this morning against Paul Manafort, US Postal Inspectors have initiated intense scrutiny of Mr. Manafort's conventional snail mail. So far, by 2:00 PM EST Monday, Mr. Manafort has received 20,640 solic...

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Funny story: In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Yes, Harvey Weinstein practiced some questionable office procedures during his successful film career at Miramax and The Weinstein company, but no one has described Harvey as an "F…ing moron" as Secretary of State (and top diplomat) Rex Tillerson is...

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Funny story: Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most disgusting villains in the chronicles of crime was Felix Weatherlimmp, aka Fly Face; a one time Washington lawyer who was constantly surrounded by a cloud of flies. Fly Face often partnered with crime boss William M...

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Funny story: Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination

Trump Trainwreck Tweeting Toward Termination

Americans citizens are gathering in town squares, gas stations, school auditoriums, coffee houses and talk shows throughout the country, scratching their collective heads and questioning whether they are occupying some form of sleeping, nightmare, tw...

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Funny story: Putin fires Mueller

Putin fires Mueller

Huge drama unfolding in Whitehouse as word emerges Putin has fired the Special Prosecutor Mueller. It is only emerging that last night Putin decided to help his new best friend Trump.com™ with this pesky FBI witch hunt. News is only breakin...

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Funny story: Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle

Robert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle

Just because it's been quiet at the special counsel's office doesn't mean that a fight isn't brewing between President Trump and Robert Mueller. Mueller's new rack, normally neatly trimmed, is proof enough that he expects to meet the president mano a...

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